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When I started my first flight, I think god said I needed to keep on flying so he blasted me up into the air and I got a bunch of rewards.
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>You completed Story mode in 93 days.
>The game taunts you for your embarrassing score.
>You weep a few tears.
>Five years later, you've returned.
>Five years of countless grinding. All of your button pressing skills have lead you up to this.
>You could have spent the time curing cancer, but you had better plans.
>You've bought everything in the bonus shop (including music) and earned all the medals.
>You place your mouse and keys on [Story Mode].
>Day 12, the wall is no more.
>You utter under your breath "I'ma break you like Berlin"
>You have been deemed a gifted cheater.
>The gates have opened.
>You find yourself in a land of Pizza Pockets and reclinable chairs.
>A man in a fedora comes to greet you.
>You are now a TRUE Gamer.