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Holy crap *spawns super soldier* this guy just looks like a..... oh crap a tank well there goes........HOLY CRAP he just beat a tank to death with his foot! WHAT ELSE?!?!?!!? *walks up to base* oh well now he is dea....*destroys base in 4 hits at max health* I think I found master cheif!
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*I feel like I'm going to be useful today!* Said a guy with a knife *enemy's base blows up* LIKE A BOSS! Said guy with a knife
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I just want to point out.
4 double turrents from the modern era, is much more effective because they have alot more range and still do really nice damage on the future era.
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"spoons are better than forks" "no, forks are better than spoons!" "SPOONS!" "FORKS" 5000 years later... "alright alright spoons are better"
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YAY I WON THE WAR,... now to dispose of the millions of dead soldiers that helped win the war all the way from the caveman years HOLY.....%^&@# I AIN'T GONNA BURY ALL THESE BODIES!!...who wants to be the damn mayor cause i quit i ain't paying these families money for all the deaths.
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Why did my ancestors start fighting the other team's ancestors in the first place? Here I am, sending my armies of loyal lazer blaster soldiers and an endless line of close range tanks and I have no clear reason.
For all we know, Oog took Ugh's favorite rock and wouldn't give it back so Ugh took one of Oogs favorite scratching sticks and wouldn't give it back.
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The medium badge takes so long for me... Its like a hard badge :o This game is great though :p I've use to played this on other site games.
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How to beat impossible mode:
1. When the opponent has spawned the first wave of enemies, use the meteor shower. This gives you enough money to buy an egg-shooter.
2. Train clubmen to defend the base, but make sure they encounter the enemy within range of your egg-shooter.
3. Keep using the meteor shower whenever it's ready. DO NOT evolve yet.
4. Once you reach 1200 gold, buy another cannon slot + egg-shooter. Continue spawning clubmen to keep the enemy at bay (still within range of your artillery). It is necessary to train cave men at a constant rate.
5. Once you reach 14000 gold AND 45000 exp (should happen almost simultaneously), evolve 3 levels to military level, sell one of your egg-shooters and build a dbl turret.
6. From here on you don't have to spawn soldiers at a constant rate. I recommend building 4 dbl turrets, evolve to the last level and replace each turret with ion cannons when you have the gold.
7. Lastly, save up 600000 gold and send 4 super soldiers.