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The bombers are too strong. They carry explosives but die at 10th bullet of a SMG. Bullllllllllllllllllllllllcraaaaaaaaaaaaaapppppppp!
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Day 130, Today I went out with my buddies, killed another hundred or so of them. Collected over a hundred eggs which sold on the spot for a nifty profit; glad no one stole any of my property while I was out. Threw a party to celebrate our victory, somehow this allows our weapons to perform vastly better the next day. After the party, my buddies and I get rowdy and begin taunting the fields of corpses outside the castle. Our King seems to think we deserve extra payment whenever we do this. Had dinner, these feasts have always been a great experience. I wonder why these guys keep attacking from the same side of the castle everyday, our South gate has been defenseless for almost a year. Records show that I have slain over ten thousand of them, and my buddies have each slain well over five thousand each. Why do they persist? Come to think of it, I have already obtained the title of King, if the King of this kingdom is paying me, and I am the king, am I paying myself? Sheriff Krazlam
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if u want the impossible badge, just open 2 tabs with the saved game and if lose u can save at the second openned and start at the day u were before u die
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After a while of trying to get the Hard and Impossable badges. I'm gunna settle with the easy one just so i don't blow my brains out.
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This game is awesome, found myself coming back again and again. Sequel, or added content please! would pay for premium content!
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YAYYY its boss day!!! *Bosses puts up shields* Me: GUYS ITS NO TIME TO PLAY HIDE AND SEEK LEMME KEEL YOU Bosses: *Puts down shield and murders the *** outta my castle* Me: o.o
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Hmm... I seemed to be getting swarmed. This looks like a good situation to use this Ragnarok sword I found on the previous round...
Sh*t.
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lol hired allies are good. you just need to pick up the right one that works with your guy. plus when you start out i would just focus on getting the easiest medals so when you start out the next time it'll be easier
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day 12 is soo hard even on casual! why!!? hired allies are so useless.. im basicly the 1 getting all the kills. please make the hired allies more helpful...
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if you get a thing called Ragnarok DO NOT USE IT or tons of black dragons will shoot laser out of their mouths and destroy your castle and you will get screwed.