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Okay, you know what? screw this, can't you attain your daily dose of LOL's through non-violent means I mean, after 37 deaths, this get's pretty stupid, so... screw the violence, screw this grassy platform, screw that... CLOUD, and SCREW THIS GAME, and screw you, and your sister, and whatever pets you may own at the moment, well at least it's not violent good gawd.
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...wha... how...
i was goofing around my first time through on he fortune teller part. and after i told her more i said "Hah Hah monkeys"
then it actually had a monkey come out of my ass...
talk about "premonition" this games better at seeing the fututre than any real psychic
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I quit at the "clouds dissapearing" part. My checkpoint ran out. I lost my attention span after dying 400 times. I'm 1/5ing it for that.
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A truly great game. Political satire-ish games like this are hard to come by. But out of all the ones i have seen, this is by far the best designed and written of them. It has intelligent humor, instead of "OMG CHUCK NORIS FIGT RAPTUR JESUS!". I particularly like that you play the game from a rather moderate perspective on issues today, rather than a person who spends his/her time bashing a specific group (see Bieber Bottle Bash). It also has unique design aspects, such as the lack of levels, other than a single platform. It is blazing a trail of new parody-type games, and i am really quite amazed at how much depth a game can have with only one level design and a few dozen characters.I've heard you made a sequel but i haven't seen it on kong yet. can't wait. 5/5
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you need to make a sequel. heres some ideas of people to shame: BP disaster, burn a koran guy, Sarah Palin (again), and Bristol Palin (SHE IS NOT A F***ING STAR! SHES THE SLUTTY DAUGHTER OF A FORMER POLITICIAN!)
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@Alcoholism the game: It says :Dont Drink and Drive and it changes weirdly as if a drunk guy is saying it, and then the last part says "Spartans tonight we drive and drink in hell"
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What the hell are you supposed to do in this game? The first three levels I've just played have just been me standing on a platform. Voted 1.