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deleteduser

Sep. 06, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) People who can't start the game should really consider READING THE TEXT, or starting elementary school over again.

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cheese_cake

Sep. 06, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) #1: pull door, remove pants, sit toilet, shit. #2: remove pants, shit. #3: shit. (sweet and simple) #4: pull door, sit toilet, shit. #5: die (also: Kill). #6: fart lightly, 'take pills' ... Then wait til the timer runs out. #7: After doing 6, wait a few more moments on the victory screen. :) #8: Rather then typing play, type "shit". #9: 'pull door' and wait. #10: Collect all of the other poopy endings. :) Please repost this, rather then the other one. Here is the list of Easter eggs/other endings: A) remove pants, die B) Fart C) Fart lightly, Fart lightly (yes, twice.) D). Type 'look'--this is listed as an easter egg, because not everyone has played a text adventure before. :) E) Break Door F) type: Don't shit your pants. G) remove pants, break door. H) Remove pants, fart. =D just so you can remember! ;) Thanks for the comment!

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tudor565

Sep. 06, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) instead of tiping play tipe shit...its hell a funny lmao

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tudor565

Sep. 06, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) 2 start the game tipe play were you see the arrow

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deleteduser

Sep. 06, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) how do you startthe game!

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dreamer201

Sep. 06, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) omfg how do you start it isnt working! UHHGGH

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deleteduser

Sep. 06, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) very hilarious game!this will be on my favs!

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Ahnialator60

Sep. 06, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) lol thanks guys for the walkthrough

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Ahnialator60

Sep. 06, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) finally started it

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Ahnialator60

Sep. 06, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) I CANT START THE GAME!

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deleteduser

Sep. 05, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Hey i found one tpe play then type suicide

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Brutus886

Sep. 05, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) #1: pull door, remove pants, sit toilet, shit. #2: remove pants, shit. #3: shit. (sweet and simple) #4: pull door, sit toilet, shit. #5: die (also: Kill). #6: fart lightly, 'take pills' ... Then wait til the timer runs out. #7: After doing 6, wait a few more moments on the victory screen. :) #8: Rather then typing play, type "shit". #9: 'pull door' and wait. #10: Collect all of the other poopy endings. :) Please repost this, rather then the other one. Here is the list of Easter eggs/other endings: A) remove pants, die B) Fart C) Fart lightly, Fart lightly (yes, twice.) D). Type 'look'--this is listed as an easter egg, because not everyone has played a text adventure before. :) E) Break Door F) type: Don't shit your pants. G) remove pants, break door. H) Remove pants, fart. =D just so you can remember! ;) Thanks for the comment!

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deleteduser

Sep. 05, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) #1: pull door, remove pants, sit toilet, shit. #2: remove pants, shit. #3: shit. (sweet and simple) #4: pull door, sit toilet, shit. #5: die (also: Kill). #6: fart lightly, 'take pills' ... Then wait til the timer runs out. #7: After doing 6, wait a few more moments on the victory screen. :) #8: Rather then typing play, type "shit". #9: 'pull door' and wait. #10: Collect all of the other poopy endings. :) Please repost this, rather then the other one. Here is the list of Easter eggs/other endings: A) remove pants, die B) Fart C) Fart lightly, Fart lightly (yes, twice.) D). Type 'look'--this is listed as an easter egg, because not everyone has played a text adventure before. :) E) Break Door F) type: Don't shit your pants. G) remove pants, break door. H) Remove pants, fart. =D just so you can remember! ;) Thanks for the comment!

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deleteduser

Sep. 05, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) BEST....GAME....EVA!!!!!!

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deleteduser

Sep. 05, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) i typed kill your wife and he died lol

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deleteduser

Sep. 05, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) i am the king of shit... but i still shit my pants

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deleteduser

Sep. 05, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Damn, I love this game so much! xD

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smasher15

Sep. 05, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) 1: pull door, remove pants, sit toilet, shit. #2: remove pants, shit. #3: shit. (sweet and simple) #4: pull door, sit toilet, shit. #5: die (also: Kill). #6: fart lightly, 'take pills' ... Then wait til the timer runs out. #7: After doing 6, wait a few more moments on the victory screen. :) #8: Rather then typing play, type "shit". #9: 'pull door' and wait. #10: Collect all of the other poopy endings. :) Please repost this, rather then the other one. Here is the list of Easter eggs/other endings: A) remove pants, die B) Fart C) Fart lightly, Fart lightly (yes, twice.) D). Type 'look'--this is listed as an easter egg, because not everyone has played a text adventure before. :) E) Break Door F) type: Don't shit your pants. G) remove pants, break door. H) Remove pants, fart. =D just so you can remember! ;) Thanks for the comment!

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Fani

Sep. 05, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) im the king of shit

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DuZo

Sep. 05, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Lol wtf

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Lucario_

Sep. 05, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) #1: pull door, remove pants, sit toilet, shit. #2: remove pants, shit. #3: shit. (sweet and simple) #4: pull door, sit toilet, shit. #5: die (also: Kill). #6: fart lightly, 'take pills' ... Then wait til the timer runs out. #7: After doing 6, wait a few more moments on the victory screen. :) #8: Rather then typing play, type "shit". #9: 'pull door' and wait. #10: Collect all of the other poopy endings. :) Please repost this, rather then the other one. Here is the list of Easter eggs/other endings: A) remove pants, die B) Fart C) Fart lightly, Fart lightly (yes, twice.) D). Type 'look'--this is listed as an easter egg, because not everyone has played a text adventure before. :) E) Break Door F) type: Don't shit your pants. G) remove pants, break door. H) Remove pants, fart. =D just so you can remember! ;

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X_DarkWolf_X

Sep. 04, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) awsome game but gets boring after a while 5/5 or whatever!!!!!!!!

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deleteduser

Sep. 04, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) 1: pull door, remove pants, sit toilet, shit. #2: remove pants, shit. #3: shit. (sweet and simple) #4: pull door, sit toilet, shit. #5: die (also: Kill). #6: fart lightly, 'take pills' ... Then wait til the timer runs out. #7: After doing 6, wait a few more moments on the victory screen. :) #8: Rather then typing play, type "shit". #9: 'pull door' and wait. #10: Collect all of the other poopy endings. :) Please repost this, rather then the other one. Here is the list of Easter eggs/other endings: A) remove pants, die B) Fart C) Fart lightly, Fart lightly (yes, twice.) D). Type 'look'--this is listed as an easter egg, because not everyone has played a text adventure before. :) E) Break Door F) type: Don't shit your pants. G) remove pants, break door. H) Remove pants, fart. =D just so you can remember! ;) Thanks for the comment!

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Biff607

Sep. 04, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) how the hell do you start?!?!?!

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wumpscut

Sep. 04, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) badges god damnit!

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whanu

Sep. 04, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) this game sucks

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deleteduser

Sep. 04, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) 5/5 most hilarious game ever, and still is challenging

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dmarcy

Sep. 04, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) #1: pull door, remove pants, sit toilet, shit. #2: remove pants, shit. #3: shit. (sweet and simple) #4: pull door, sit toilet, shit. #5: die (also: Kill). #6: fart lightly, 'take pills' ... Then wait til the timer runs out. #7: After doing 6, wait a few more moments on the victory screen. :) #8: Rather then typing play, type "shit". #9: 'pull door' and wait. #10: Collect all of the other poopy endings. :) Please repost this, rather then the other one. Here is the list of Easter eggs/other endings: A) remove pants, die B) Fart C) Fart lightly, Fart lightly (yes, twice.) D). Type 'look'--this is listed as an easter egg, because not everyone has played a text adventure before. :) E) Break Door F) type: Don't shit your pants. G) remove pants, break door. H) Remove pants, fart. =D just so you can remember! ;) Thanks for the comment!

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deleteduser

Sep. 04, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) #1: pull door, remove pants, sit toilet, shit. #2: remove pants, shit. #3: shit. (sweet and simple) #4: pull door, sit toilet, shit. #5: die (also: Kill). #6: fart lightly, 'take pills' ... Then wait til the timer runs out. #7: After doing 6, wait a few more moments on the victory screen. :) #8: Rather then typing play, type "shit". #9: 'pull door' and wait. #10: Collect all of the other poopy endings. :) Please repost this, rather then the other one. Here is the list of Easter eggs/other endings: A) remove pants, die B) Fart C) Fart lightly, Fart lightly (yes, twice.) D). Type 'look'--this is listed as an easter egg, because not everyone has played a text adventure before. :) E) Break Door F) type: Don't shit your pants. G) remove pants, break door. H) Remove pants, fart. =D just so you can remember! ;) Thanks for the comment!

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xXxSubZero117

Sep. 04, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) I am the shit king!

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huleyn

Sep. 03, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) this is a fucing shit game

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xcona

Sep. 03, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) #1: pull door, remove pants, sit toilet, shit. #2: remove pants, shit. #3: shit. (sweet and simple) #4: pull door, sit toilet, shit. #5: die (also: Kill). #6: fart lightly, 'take pills' ... Then wait til the timer runs out. #7: After doing 6, wait a few more moments on the victory screen. :) #8: Rather then typing play, type "shit". #9: 'pull door' and wait. #10: Collect all of the other poopy endings. :) Please repost this, rather then the other one. Here is the list of Easter eggs/other endings: A) remove pants, die B) Fart C) Fart lightly, Fart lightly (yes, twice.) D). Type 'look'--this is listed as an easter egg, because not everyone has played a text adventure before. :) E) Break Door F) type: Don't shit your pants. G) remove pants, break door. H) Remove pants, fart. =D just so you can remember! ;) Thanks for the comment!

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Mastertek

Sep. 02, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) too damned few things to do! so premature

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thisfluffycat

Sep. 02, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) did everything... funny game!

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thisfluffycat

Sep. 02, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Alot like deliver that Fulp, I like it. XD

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agentwerewolf

Sep. 02, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) thats a SHIT game

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Exteban7

Sep. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) I AM A SHIT KING!!!! xDvery funny game

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deleteduser

Sep. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Haha the command 'die' is the best. ...so congratulations?

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Exteban7

Sep. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) you just shit on the floor! XDXDXDXD awsome 5-5

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jojomama2

Sep. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) how do this shit game start

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starkin5

Sep. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) looks like he's got shit for a mouth

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deleteduser

Sep. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) how do u start'?!?!!?!?

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phrawzty

Sep. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) bwahahaha, comedy gold !

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croatia278

Aug. 31, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) start game and tipe -masturbate- and it will say -i don't know how to masturbate- lol

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deleteduser

Aug. 31, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) its really not much of a horror game

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deleteduser

Aug. 31, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) remove pants, open door, sit toilet, fart lightly, close door, stand, close door, fart lighly, pull door, sit toilet, look, fart! w00t!

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deleteduser

Aug. 31, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) I AM TEH SHIT KING WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!1!!one!!!!!11!!!

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deleteduser

Aug. 31, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) My goodness.

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deleteduser

Aug. 31, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) lol I AM THE SHIT KING!!! (and i have the crown to prove it)

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Drainscum

Aug. 31, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Lol very funny

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