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I got 10 achievements, but the crown failed to count for some reason. Deleted save and got it second time around. I suspect the order you get the achievements effects if you get the crown.
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Ok, so how the shet do i even start the game?
Its loaded, at the screen that asks to type "play" to start, and accepts fuhkall input
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lol i play the game i say this is easy
cant open door I HATE THIS GAME types suicide says wow i cant believe that actually worked
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Award 1: PLAY, TAKE OFF PANTS, PULL DOOR, SIT TOILET, SHIT
Award 2: PLAY, TAKE OFF PANTS, SHIT
Award 3: PLAY, SHIT
Award 4: PLAY, PULL DOOR, SIT TOILET, SHIT
Award 5: PLAY, SEPPUKU
Award 6: PLAY, FART SLOWLY, TAKE PILLS (Wait for the pills to work)
Award 7: (Same as above, you get it just after getting Award 6)
Award 8: SHIT (Type it in the starting screen)
Award 9: PLAY (Wait for the time to run out)
FINAL AWARD: (Get all of the awards listed above)
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We can shit if we want to. We can leave your friends behind. Cuz your friends dont shit and if the dont shit well they're no friends of mine.
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The one thing that is disappointing, is that if you do everything but the last step of letting go while sitting on the can, you get the same ending as if you just removed your pants. Oh well, had to try!
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this game is messed up. There are tons of old people who can't do this themselves and they poop themselves every day for your amusement.