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deleteduser

Aug. 06, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) I love this game so much that I shit my pants... but they were off so... congratulations? 5/5

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deleteduser

Aug. 06, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) WOW KITTY ITS ME KOOL! XD

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deleteduser

Aug. 06, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) #1: pull door, remove pants, sit toilet, shit. #2: remove pants, shit. #3: shit. (sweet and simple) #4: pull door, sit toilet, shit. #5: die (also: Kill). #6: fart lightly, 'take pills' ... Then wait til the timer runs out. #7: After doing 6, wait a few more moments on the victory screen. :) #8: Rather then typing play, type "shit". #9: 'pull door' and wait. #10: Collect all of the other poopy endings. :) Please repost this, rather then the other one. Here is the list of Easter eggs/other endings: A) remove pants, die B) Fart C) Fart lightly, Fart lightly (yes, twice.) D). Type 'look'--this is listed as an easter egg, because not everyone has played a text adventure before. :) E) Break Door F) type: Don't shit your pants. G) remove pants, break door. H) Remove pants, fart. =D just so you can remember! ;)

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deleteduser

Aug. 06, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Yup, I probably spelled it wrong Haha, YOU ARE THE SHIT KING!!!!! Wow... Sad... v.v

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deleteduser

Aug. 06, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Congradulations?

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deleteduser

Aug. 06, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) My fave EVER! Is "Remove pants" "Die" So.... Congradulations?

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Locky681

Aug. 06, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) type in die

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deleteduser

Aug. 06, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) lol just type "remove your pants" and then type "shit" this is hillarious...

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deleteduser

Aug. 06, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) i cant even start the damn thing i type "play" nd nothin happens... :(

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deleteduser

Aug. 05, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) needs badges

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deleteduser

Aug. 05, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) im happy

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deleteduser

Aug. 05, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) funny

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deleteduser

Aug. 05, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) shit king

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deleteduser

Aug. 05, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) imstuck on the title plage

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deleteduser

Aug. 05, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) this need achievements.

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deleteduser

Aug. 05, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Can't beat rewards for shitting on the floor!

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deleteduser

Aug. 05, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) I am the Shit KING!

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deleteduser

Aug. 05, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) We need more like this and i dont just mean shit jokes I love text adventures

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Briayonsky

Aug. 05, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) #1: pull door, remove pants, sit toilet, shit. #2: remove pants, shit. #3: shit. (sweet and simple) #4: pull door, sit toilet, shit. #5: die (also: Kill). #6: fart lightly, 'take pills' ... Then wait til the timer runs out. #7: After doing 6, wait a few more moments on the victory screen. :) #8: Rather then typing play, type "shit". #9: 'pull door' and wait. #10: Collect all of the other poopy endings. :) Please repost this, rather then the other one. Here is the list of Easter eggs/other endings: A) remove pants, die B) Fart C) Fart lightly, Fart lightly (yes, twice.) D). Type 'look'--this is listed as an easter egg, because not everyone has played a text adventure before. :) E) Break Door F) type: Don't shit your pants. G) remove pants, break door. H) Remove pants, fart. =D just so you can remember! ;) :D :D

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fastyes

Aug. 05, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) I am a shit king yes.

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GreatestSoloEver

Aug. 05, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Oh my god! It says I am the king. I've never been so proud to be the king of taking dumps.

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deleteduser

Aug. 04, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) #1: pull door, remove pants, sit toilet, shit. #2: remove pants, shit. #3: shit. (sweet and simple) #4: pull door, sit toilet, shit. #5: die (also: Kill). #6: fart lightly, 'take pills' ... Then wait til the timer runs out. #7: After doing 6, wait a few more moments on the victory screen. :) #8: Rather then typing play, type "shit". #9: 'pull door' and wait. #10: Collect all of the other poopy endings. :) Please repost this, rather then the other one. Here is the list of Easter eggs/other endings: A) remove pants, die B) Fart C) Fart lightly, Fart lightly (yes, twice.) D). Type 'look'--this is listed as an easter egg, because not everyone has played a text adventure before. :) E) Break Door F) type: Don't shit your pants. G) remove pants, break door. H) Remove pants, fart. =D just so you can remember! ;)

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deleteduser

Aug. 04, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) shit

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deleteduser

Aug. 04, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) I LOVE IT!!! 5/5

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GreatestSoloEver

Aug. 04, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) funny

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deleteduser

Aug. 04, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) funny game! 5/5 need badges hehehe

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deleteduser

Aug. 04, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) great game made me lol so much 5/5 make another!!!!

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aeka

Aug. 04, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) #1: pull door, remove pants, sit toilet, shit. #2: remove pants, shit. #3: shit. (sweet and simple) #4: pull door, sit toilet, shit. #5: die (also: Kill). #6: fart lightly, 'take pills' ... Then wait til the timer runs out. #7: After doing 6, wait a few more moments on the victory screen. :) #8: Rather then typing play, type "shit". #9: 'pull door' and wait. #10: Collect all of the other poopy endings. :) Please repost this, rather then the other one. Here is the list of Easter eggs/other endings: A) remove pants, die B) Fart C) Fart lightly, Fart lightly (yes, twice.) D). Type 'look'--this is listed as an easter egg, because not everyone has played a text adventure before. :) E) Break Door F) type: Don't shit your pants. G) remove pants, break door. H) Remove pants, fart. =D just so you can remember! ;)

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deleteduser

Aug. 03, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) epic beyond belief

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deleteduser

Aug. 03, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) excellent game!!

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hjhdt

Aug. 03, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) type dont shit your pant rofl

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ryan16

Aug. 03, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) lol awesome 5 stars (now i have to take a shit no joke!)

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deleteduser

Aug. 03, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) lol fun game!

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deleteduser

Aug. 03, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) needs badges otherwise 4/5

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deleteduser

Aug. 02, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) #1: pull door, remove pants, sit toilet, shit. #2: remove pants, shit. #3: shit. (sweet and simple) #4: pull door, sit toilet, shit. #5: die (also: Kill). #6: fart lightly, 'take pills' ... Then wait til the timer runs out. #7: After doing 6, wait a few more moments on the victory screen. :) #8: Rather then typing play, type "shit". #9: 'pull door' and wait. #10: Collect all of the other poopy endings. :) Please repost this, rather then the other one. Here is the list of Easter eggs/other endings: A) remove pants, die B) Fart C) Fart lightly, Fart lightly (yes, twice.) D). Type 'look'--this is listed as an easter egg, because not everyone has played a text adventure before. :) E) Break Door F) type: Don't shit your pants. G) remove pants, break door. H) Remove pants, fart. =D just so you can remember! ;)

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deleteduser

Aug. 02, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) woo im the shit king -_-

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deleteduser

Aug. 02, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) "die"

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deleteduser

Aug. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Has anyone tried typing 'defecate'?

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deleteduser

Aug. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) 5 stars

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Voluk

Aug. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) "shit" before "play"

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Voluk

Aug. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) ball, u must "fart lightly" before u "take pills"

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deleteduser

Aug. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Oh crap, literally! I guess I pooped :(

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Hiya24

Aug. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) "break crown"

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BallPointPen

Aug. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) The pills didn't work :O

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deleteduser

Aug. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Fav game of all times :D

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superdudo

Jul. 31, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) ive never been so proud to shit on the floor

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MrWeboff

Jul. 31, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) badges

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deleteduser

Jul. 31, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) you can type poop instead of shit lol

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deleteduser

Jul. 31, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) very funy, if you became the shit king, it appears a crown in your head when you play

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Skully068

Jul. 31, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) LOL greatest game ever!!!! hilarious 99999999/5

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