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deleteduser

Aug. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Has anyone tried typing 'defecate'?

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deleteduser

Aug. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) 5 stars

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Voluk

Aug. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) "shit" before "play"

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Voluk

Aug. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) ball, u must "fart lightly" before u "take pills"

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deleteduser

Aug. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Oh crap, literally! I guess I pooped :(

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Hiya24

Aug. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) "break crown"

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BallPointPen

Aug. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) The pills didn't work :O

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deleteduser

Aug. 01, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Fav game of all times :D

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superdudo

Jul. 31, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) ive never been so proud to shit on the floor

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MrWeboff

Jul. 31, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) badges

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deleteduser

Jul. 31, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) you can type poop instead of shit lol

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deleteduser

Jul. 31, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) very funy, if you became the shit king, it appears a crown in your head when you play

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Skully068

Jul. 31, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) LOL greatest game ever!!!! hilarious 99999999/5

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isaacashtox

Jul. 31, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) unless but type stand

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LagunaLoire

Jul. 31, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Hilarious.

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Jodka

Jul. 30, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) funny game

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deleteduser

Jul. 30, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) #1: pull door, remove pants, sit toilet, shit. #2: remove pants, shit. #3: shit. (sweet and simple) #4: pull door, sit toilet, shit. #5: die (also: Kill). #6: fart lightly, 'take pills' ... Then wait til the timer runs out. #7: After doing 6, wait a few more moments on the victory screen. :) #8: Rather then typing play, type "shit". #9: 'pull door' and wait. #10: Collect all of the other poopy endings. :) Please repost this, rather then the other one. Here is the list of Easter eggs/other endings: A) remove pants, die B) Fart C) Fart lightly, Fart lightly (yes, twice.) D). Type 'look'--this is listed as an easter egg, because not everyone has played a text adventure before. :) E) Break Door F) type: Don't shit your pants. G) remove pants, break door. H) Remove pants, fart. =D just so you can remember! ;)

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deleteduser

Jul. 30, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) 1: pull door, remove pants, sit toilet, shit. #2: remove pants, shit. #3: shit. (sweet and simple) #4: pull door, sit toilet, shit. #5: die (also: Kill). #6: fart lightly, 'take pills' ... Then wait til the timer runs out. #7: After doing 6, wait a few more moments on the victory screen. :) #8: Rather then typing play, type shit

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deleteduser

Jul. 30, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) type shit in the start menu and you automaticly shit your pants lol!

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Crescendodragon

Jul. 30, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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deleteduser

Jul. 29, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) im going to shit myself

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deleteduser

Jul. 29, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) lol type sit on toilet right when the game starts

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deleteduser

Jul. 29, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) type 'don't take off pants' .... lol

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deleteduser

Jul. 29, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) if you type look it says he has no hair, but there's black stuff underneath the crown...

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deleteduser

Jul. 29, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) one of the funniest games ive played i thought i was mature enough to not find this jkinda stuff funny :(

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deleteduser

Jul. 29, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) #1: pull door, remove pants, sit toilet, shit. #2: remove pants, shit. #3: shit. (sweet and simple) #4: pull door, sit toilet, shit. #5: die (also: Kill). #6: fart lightly, 'take pills' ... Then wait til the timer runs out. #7: After doing 6, wait a few more moments on the victory screen. :) #8: Rather then typing play, type "shit". #9: 'pull door' and wait. #10: Collect all of the other poopy endings. :) Please repost this, rather then the other one. Here is the list of Easter eggs/other endings: A) remove pants, die B) Fart C) Fart lightly, Fart lightly (yes, twice.) D). Type 'look'--this is listed as an easter egg, because not everyone has played a text adventure before. :) E) Break Door F) type: Don't shit your pants. G) remove pants, break door. H) Remove pants, fart. =D just so you can remember! ;)

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Revenant66

Jul. 29, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) awesome game mannn :)

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deleteduser

Jul. 28, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) It really is quite funny!

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deleteduser

Jul. 28, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) I was laughing so hard!!!

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chaser397

Jul. 28, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) lol type take pants off and then type die...u will win!!!

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Solwyn

Jul. 28, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) another, this 1 can be a glitch "remove pants,fart lightly, fart lightly, fart lightly" and it will show that you shitted your pants but remember that you removed them before

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Scenvresh

Jul. 28, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) #1: pull door, remove pants, sit toilet, shit. #2: remove pants, shit. #3: shit. (sweet and simple) #4: pull door, sit toilet, shit. #5: die (also: Kill). #6: fart lightly, 'take pills' ... Then wait til the timer runs out. #7: After doing 6, wait a few more moments on the victory screen. :) #8: Rather then typing play, type "shit". #9: 'pull door' and wait. #10: Collect all of the other poopy endings. :) Please repost this, rather then the other one. Here is the list of Easter eggs/other endings: A) remove pants, die B) Fart C) Fart lightly, Fart lightly (yes, twice.) D). Type 'look'--this is listed as an easter egg, because not everyone has played a text adventure before. :) E) Break Door F) type: Don't shit your pants. G) remove pants, break door. H) Remove pants, fart. =D just so you can remember! ;)

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deleteduser

Jul. 28, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Type remove pants, then type die.

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noezilla22

Jul. 28, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) i typed pee and he said i dont how to pee lol

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Voluk

Jul. 28, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) just tip : play kick door

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overpain

Jul. 28, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) i typed use a condem and it said i dont know how to use a condem

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moomanmatt

Jul. 28, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) unbelievable. needs badges.

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deleteduser

Jul. 28, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) To frogtheclone: You star by typing "Play". This is an all typing game.

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dutyofcall

Jul. 27, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) LOL was laughinf my F**ken ass off the whole time roflolmao

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deleteduser

Jul. 27, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Type: Don't shit your pants

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deleteduser

Jul. 27, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) i typed hit yourself and he shit himself lol funny game, too fast though

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gamezduddy

Jul. 27, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Great game man! LOL !!! also "suicide" works for killing yourself

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deleteduser

Jul. 27, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) when I type "play" it just says "You're an idiot"?..

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deleteduser

Jul. 26, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) No sh!t!! X'D This gave me good laughs! :'D Kind a good thing that im bad typer. :')

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jonm1999

Jul. 26, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) I CANT TYPE!!!

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deleteduser

Jul. 26, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Im sorry this comment has been deleted due to a amish computer virus, to prevent this from happening to you please delete all the files on your computer thank u fot the cooperation

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deleteduser

Jul. 26, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) type "fart"

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ShadowPhrogg

Jul. 26, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) #1: pull door, remove pants, sit toilet, shit. #2: remove pants, shit. #3: shit. (sweet and simple) #4: pull door, sit toilet, shit. #5: die (also: Kill). #6: fart lightly, 'take pills' ... Then wait til the timer runs out. #7: After doing 6, wait a few more moments on the victory screen. :) #8: Rather then typing play, type "shit". #9: 'pull door' and wait. #10: Collect all of the other poopy endings. :) Please repost this, rather then the other one. Here is the list of Easter eggs/other endings: A) remove pants, die B) Fart C) Fart lightly, Fart lightly (yes, twice.) D). Type 'look'--this is listed as an easter egg, because not everyone has played a text adventure before. :) E) Break Door F) type: Don't shit your pants. G) remove pants, break door. H) Remove pants, fart. =D just so you can remember! ;)

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frogtheclone

Jul. 26, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) how do u start?

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7o0Ninjas

Jul. 25, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Created an Award Tutorial a long time ago. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_F1ayqV35nk

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