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DisasterMaster67

Jul. 12, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) im one of the legendary shit kings

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deleteduser

Jul. 12, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) original post treytrey3 Here's a paraphrased walkthrough - #1: pull door, remove pants, sit toilet, shit. #2: remove pants, shit. #3: shit. (sweet and simple) #4: pull door, sit toilet, shit. #5: die (also: Kill). #6: fart lightly, 'take pills' ... Then wait til the timer runs out. #7: After doing 6, wait a few more moments on the victory screen. :) #8: Rather then typing play, type "shit". #9: 'pull door' and wait. #10: Collect all of the other poopy endings. :) Please repost this, rather then the other one. Here is the list of Easter eggs/other endings: A) remove pants, die B) Fart C) Fart lightly, Fart lightly (yes, twice.) D). Type 'look'--this is listed as an easter egg, because not everyone has played a text adventure before. :) E) Break Door F) type: Don't shit your pants. G) fart lightly, fart lightly, fart lightly~~~ H) kick If you find another one, please feel free to add it to the bottom of the list! Happy shitting!

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farkindoodl

Jul. 12, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) original post treytrey3 Here's a paraphrased walkthrough - #1: pull door, remove pants, sit toilet, shit. #2: remove pants, shit. #3: shit. (sweet and simple) #4: pull door, sit toilet, shit. #5: die (also: Kill). #6: fart lightly, 'take pills' ... Then wait til the timer runs out. #7: After doing 6, wait a few more moments on the victory screen. :) #8: Rather then typing play, type "shit". #9: 'pull door' and wait. #10: Collect all of the other poopy endings. :) Please repost this, rather then the other one. Here is the list of Easter eggs/other endings: A) remove pants, die B) Fart C) Fart lightly, Fart lightly (yes, twice.) D). Type 'look'--this is listed as an easter egg, because not everyone has played a text adventure before. :) E) Break Door F) type: Don't shit your pants. G) fart lightly, fart lightly, fart lightly~~~ If you find another one, please feel free to add it to the bottom of the list! Happy shitting!

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deleteduser

Jul. 12, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) when i type play its not working

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Amc0703

Jul. 11, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) awesome game XD 5/5

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oOBFMVOo

Jul. 11, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) kick ass game

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TheTulk

Jul. 11, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) original post treytrey3 Here's a paraphrased walkthrough - #1: pull door, remove pants, sit toilet, shit. #2: remove pants, shit. #3: shit. (sweet and simple) #4: pull door, sit toilet, shit. #5: die (also: Kill). #6: fart lightly, 'take pills' ... Then wait til the timer runs out. #7: After doing 6, wait a few more moments on the victory screen. :) #8: Rather then typing play, type "shit". #9: 'pull door' and wait. #10: Collect all of the other poopy endings. :) Please repost this, rather then the other one. Here is the list of Easter eggs/other endings: A) remove pants, die B) Fart C) Fart lightly, Fart lightly (yes, twice.) D). Type 'look'--this is listed as an easter egg, because not everyone has played a text adventure before. :) E) Break Door F) type: Don't shit your pants. ~~~ If you find another one, please feel free to add it to the bottom of the list! Happy shitting!

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deleteduser

Jul. 11, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) epic

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deleteduser

Jul. 11, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) oh ok im the shit king :P

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deleteduser

Jul. 11, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) ok i got it but how do u open the door lol??

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deleteduser

Jul. 11, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) WTF i typed play but its not working!~!

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deleteduser

Jul. 11, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) while on the toilet i typed dont shit and he shit anyway and i got reward!!!

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deleteduser

Jul. 11, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) origonal post treytrey3 Here's a paraphrased walkthrough - #1: pull door, remove pants, sit toilet, shit. #2: remove pants, shit. #3: shit. (sweet and simple) #4: pull door, sit toilet, shit. #5: die (also: Kill). #6: fart lightly, 'take pills' ... Then wait til the timer runs out. #7: After doing 6, wait a few more moments on the victory screen. :) #8: Rather then typing play, type "shit". #9: 'pull door' and wait. #10: Collect all of the other poopy endings. :) Please repost this, rather then the other one. Here is the list of Easter eggs/other endings: A) remove pants, die B) Fart C) Fart lightly, Fart lightly (yes, twice.) D). Type 'look'--this is listed as an easter egg, because not everyone has played a text adventure before. :) E) Break Door F) type: Don't shit your pants. ~~~ If you find another one, please feel free to add it to the bottom of the list! Happy shitting! Flag

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deleteduser

Jul. 11, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Remove pants. Fart

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deleteduser

Jul. 11, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) i found another one type: pull door, break toilet. it is like the break door one

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deleteduser

Jul. 11, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) LAWLS

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deleteduser

Jul. 10, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) good game but gets kind of boring after a while but 4.9999999999999 out of 5

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frog971007

Jul. 10, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Nother easter egg: Take suicide pills/suicide/die

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deleteduser

Jul. 10, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) nvr mind... became the shit king on all the extra endings if you first type remove pants there are extra endings lol

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deleteduser

Jul. 10, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) an other ending is remove pants fart -coolguyre

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deleteduser

Jul. 10, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) how do you bcome the shit king? anyway great game 5/5

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deleteduser

Jul. 10, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Here's a paraphrased walkthrough - #1: pull door, remove pants, sit toilet, shit. #2: remove pants, shit. #3: shit. (sweet and simple) #4: pull door, sit toilet, shit. #5: die (also: Kill). #6: fart lightly, 'take pills' ... Then wait til the timer runs out. #7: After doing 6, wait a few more moments on the victory screen. :) #8: Rather then typing play, type "shit". #9: 'pull door' and wait. #10: Collect all of the other poopy endings. :) Please repost this, rather then the other one. Here is the list of Easter eggs/other endings: A) remove pants, die B) Fart C) Fart lightly, Fart lightly (yes, twice.) D). Type 'look'--this is listed as an easter egg, because not everyone has played a text adventure before. :) E) Break Door F) type: Don't shit your pants. ~~~ If you find another one, please feel free to add it to the bottom of the list! Happy shitting! Flag

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deleteduser

Jul. 10, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Hahahaha this game rocks !!! I love the pixel looks and the humor !! :D the character desing is awesome !

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ColbyWolf

Jul. 10, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Here's a paraphrased walkthrough - #1: pull door, remove pants, sit toilet, shit. #2: remove pants, shit. #3: shit. (sweet and simple) #4: pull door, sit toilet, shit. #5: die (also: Kill). #6: fart lightly, 'take pills' ... Then wait til the timer runs out. #7: After doing 6, wait a few more moments on the victory screen. :) #8: Rather then typing play, type "shit". #9: 'pull door' and wait. #10: Collect all of the other poopy endings. :) Please repost this, rather then the other one. Here is the list of Easter eggs/other endings: A) remove pants, die B) Fart C) Fart lightly, Fart lightly (yes, twice.) D). Type 'look'--this is listed as an easter egg, because not everyone has played a text adventure before. :) E) Break Door F) type: Don't shit your pants. ~~~ If you find another one, please feel free to add it to the bottom of the list! Happy shitting!

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killa73

Jul. 09, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) i r teh shitting king, and i have a crown to prove it XD i love this game 5/5

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deleteduser

Jul. 09, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) I should win a badge for being the Shit King. 5/5 easily.

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TwinsofMLB

Jul. 09, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Ok I gave it a 5/5 without even playing it. AWESOME NAME.

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murrong

Jul. 09, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) I can't "play" on a certain computer either... I think that it depends on the type of computer you have. Reemus Chapter 3 isn't working for me either.

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guy2222

Jul. 09, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Genius!!! Anyone who doesn't like this game has absolutley no sense of humour.

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deleteduser

Jul. 09, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) i cant "play" either

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Solwyn

Jul. 09, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) remove pants, fart

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deleteduser

Jul. 09, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Shit game! And i really mean it 1/5.

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deleteduser

Jul. 08, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) i cant "play"

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deleteduser

Jul. 08, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) type fart ligtly and get a time bonus

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GearHawkAccel

Jul. 08, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Walkthrough: 1="pull door", "remove pants", "sit toilet", " shit". 2="remove pants"," shit". 3= " shit". 4="pull door", sit toilet", " shit". 5="kill". 6,7= "fart lightly, "take pills" and wait for the timer count down. DO NOT PRESS ENTER! 8=instead of "play" type " shit". 9="pull door" and wait. 10= get all achievements. Keep reposting this and make it alive... Easter eggs!: 1. remove pants, die 2. Fart 3. "look" 4. kill door-a game like this can not have badges because if it did, they would be too easy to get because there are guides like the one above to help you

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Ipwnharder

Jul. 07, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) made me lawl

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deleteduser

Jul. 07, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Walkthrough: 1="pull door", "remove pants", "sit toilet", " shit". 2="remove pants"," shit". 3= " shit". 4="pull door", sit toilet", " shit". 5="kill". 6,7= "fart lightly, "take pills" and wait for the timer count down. DO NOT PRESS ENTER! 8=instead of "play" type " shit". 9="pull door" and wait. 10= get all achievements. Keep reposting this and make it alive... Easter eggs!: 1. remove pants, die 2. Fart 3. "look" 4. kill door-a game like this can not have badges because if it did, they would be too easy to get because there are guides like the one above to help you

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deleteduser

Jul. 07, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Walkthrough: 1="pull door", "remove pants", "sit toilet", " shit". 2="remove pants"," shit". 3= " shit". 4="pull door", sit toilet", " shit". 5="kill". 6,7= "fart lightly, "take pills" and wait for the timer count down. DO NOT PRESS ENTER! 8=instead of "play" type " shit". 9="pull door" and wait. 10= get all achievements. Keep reposting this and make it alive... Easter eggs!: 1. remove pants, die 2. Fart 3. "look" 4. kill door-a game like this can not have badges because if it did, they would be too easy to get because there are guides like the one above to help you

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deleteduser

Jul. 07, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) lol 5/5

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deleteduser

Jul. 07, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Brilliant :D

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deleteduser

Jul. 07, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Type in "Dont shit your pants" after you type play. Its a easter egg?

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deleteduser

Jul. 07, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) its acctually break door not kill door

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deleteduser

Jul. 07, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) rofl smash door

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deleteduser

Jul. 07, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Walkthrough: 1="pull door", "remove pants", "sit toilet", " shit". 2="remove pants"," shit". 3= " shit". 4="pull door", sit toilet", " shit". 5="kill". 6,7= "fart lightly, "take pills" and wait for the timer count down. DO NOT PRESS ENTER! 8=instead of "play" type " shit". 9="pull door" and wait. 10= get all achievements. Keep reposting this and make it alive... Easter eggs!: 1. remove pants, die 2. Fart 3. "look" 4. kill door-a game like this can not have badges because if it did, they would be too easy to get because there are guides like the one above to help you

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deleteduser

Jul. 07, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) i gotts shit......

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deleteduser

Jul. 07, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) lol this is funny

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deleteduser

Jul. 07, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) omg i rlly gotta shit now >.<

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deleteduser

Jul. 06, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) Rotfl

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Wolfups

Jul. 06, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) What a shitty game

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sword_of_f8

Jul. 06, 2009

Under rating threshold (show) apparently you don't know how to "open door", "walk through door", "turn door knob", etc. you only know how to "pull door". kind of a limited span of commands >.<

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