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I am: A monkey-like vampire, a masturbating bed, a buff baby, a scary salad buffet (yikes!), a sexy glutton, a nice Goliath, a mushy goddess, a bad beer, a nut-licking man, a nut-licking Mac computer, a toe-sucking bag of s***, a pretty condom, a penile fruitcake. I like to stroke cacti, buy wives, eat tigers, tear women, sluuuuurp Bill Cosby, hurt Canada, gulp Mexico, swallow sandwiches, misunderstand Barney, climb trees, infiltrate Britney Spears, and burst lesbians.
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i am a mokey like vixen who likes to breeds heroes
i am a sexy PIMP who likes to love Europe
i am a zany doughnut who likes to strokes heroes