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#1 try: You are a GREAT BOTTLE OF LUBE who likes to UPSET SANDWICHES.
#2 try: You are a MUSHY COMPUTER who likes to BITE SWANS.
#3 try: You are a GIGANTIC GRANDMOTHER who likes to NUZZLE ORCAS.
#4 try: You are a STRANGE BANDIT who likes to WRITE TO TREES.
#5 try: You are a DISEASED GHOUL who likes to DEVOUR BLOW-UP DOLLS.
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lol here are some of my best so far 1:you are a nutty hobo who likes to mount bill cosby
2:you are a feminine chick magnet who likes to speak to divas