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im a dainty giant squid who likes to draw women
im a wonderfull rabbit who likes to flick werewolves
im a momentul giant who likes to lick circus tents
im a bad crook who likes to feel loaves of bread
im a large breasted boyfriend who likes to kiss mules
im a stingy hooch who likes to fatten gorrilas
im a lazy bag of ice that likes to reward horses
im a wide eyed runt that likes to spit at lions
im a buff hobo that likes to pinch coke junkies
im a toe sucking peach that likes to pull trees
im a godly clown that likes to spit at tigers
im a wastlefull pimp that likes to mislead Bill Cosby
im a tiny ape that likes to speak to bears
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...and also a nutty condom who likes to ride archeologists.. *facepalm* Oh, and a black giant squid which likes to smell Britney Spears! But I never though that I'm a caged porn star who likes to touch hedgehogs...