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I am a sexy seas sponge who likes to break octupi. I am the Chuck Norriss of the sea. Not counting the man himself, of course.
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Apparantly, I'm a t*t-grabbing p*rn star who likes to str*p divas. I'm a scary punk who likes to make Bill Cosby. (Is that a euphanism?) I'm a beutiful butt who likes to suck swans. I'm a funny doughnut that likes to enhance women. I'm a purple man who likes to mislead heroes. (Is that a reference?) I'm a wonderful bicycle that likes to look at women. (Bikes have eyes?!) I'm a filthy woman who likes to gulp archaeologists.