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AceEliteMaster

Nov. 18, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I am flatulent butt who likes to climb toilets! I am a friendly door who likes to buy ringtails! I am a pretty television who likes to run from dinosaurs! I am a better salad buffet who likes to hug Wile E. Coyote! I am a short baby who likes to spill coffee on frogs!

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windracket

Nov. 16, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) A fragile bag of shit who likes to explore hooters o.O

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unireverse

Nov. 09, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i am a biast butt who likes to smell coke junkies

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unireverse

Nov. 09, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i am a fat govenor who likes to hi dionsaurs O.o

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fishthekid

Nov. 07, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i am a green diva who likes to sh*t on swans. lol wow

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AnubisMonori

Nov. 06, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I'm a microphilic diva who likes to enhance blow-up dolls... how did you know?

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sonicdv

Nov. 04, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I'm a beautiful dog who likes to find toilets.

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FourzThePenguin

Nov. 04, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I am a tiny pimp who likes to mount bill cosby... do i win?

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legioneer2

Nov. 03, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I am a tiny woman who likes to sniff vibrators...

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Hashdog63748

Nov. 03, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I am a penile vampire who likes to end the life of lesbians o_o

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budderguy01

Oct. 31, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) im a short peach who likes to poke orcas??

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Piggynom

Oct. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) You are a horny dragon who likes to think about dinosaurs... 6/5

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Justice4Most

Oct. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I am a fragile baby who likes to speak to trees

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Lamekiller

Oct. 24, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) You are a Nutritious Website Who likes to Bake Canada..WTF?!

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cheesburgel

Oct. 23, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i like swimming with bill cosby aparently :^

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bigezay

Oct. 23, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I am a bright boy toy who likes to shake dildos. yes?

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jeghadercapslock

Oct. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) im a smelly doughnut who likes to sit on Britney Spears. damn yeah

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LiuKangfatality

Oct. 19, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Imma tiny toe that sniffs beavers. yay

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D3l1n

Oct. 14, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) You are a buff porn star who likes to control tigers. Yep, buff.

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princessvampire1

Oct. 13, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I AM A SCARY PIMP WHO LIKES TO FORGIVE MONKEYS

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princessvampire1

Oct. 13, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I AM A CRAZY GOLIATH WHO LIKES TO FEED SWANS

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BootyHunter984

Oct. 12, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I'm a funky chick magnet who likes to hold balls... My life is now over.

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SallyMander123

Oct. 04, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I am a confused bed who likes to misunderstand dildos.. well.. okay then. O.o

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Midnightwolf38

Oct. 02, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i'm a tender bag of shit who likes to ride Bill Cosby:D

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Kingsparta123

Oct. 01, 2013

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deimantas123

Sep. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i am a toesucking zombie that likes to run from lonmowers...welp,sounds like i am in PLANTS VS ZOMBIES

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kingdomrush96

Sep. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I'm a dull foot worshipper who likes to swallow trees? WTF?

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3813

Sep. 28, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) LOL, oops, I right clicked in the game and got scolded!

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cookieninja900

Sep. 28, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I'm a nice toe who likes to make toes xD

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sniperfun

Sep. 28, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) IM A BAD BUTT WHO LIKES TO HANG HAWKS

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xPandah

Sep. 25, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Very large porn star who likes to taste firemen. imnotsurehowtofeelabouthis

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PurpleNinja06

Sep. 24, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) a drunken dancer who likes to steal horses... well that's enough kong. for today...

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ObsidianGloom

Sep. 23, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Hello, my name is The Scary Hobo Who Likes To Punish Blow-up Dolls

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ObsidianGloom

Sep. 23, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) strange grandmother who likes to grope trees

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ObsidianGloom

Sep. 23, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I am also a buff boytoy who likes to bake gorillas

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ObsidianGloom

Sep. 23, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i am a puny Goliath who likes to hit mice?

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matrix331

Sep. 16, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Wow... Masturbating Dad who likes to shit on women?

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thundabolter

Sep. 15, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i am a toe-sucking publisher who likes to breed toilets

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RomwelliaF

Sep. 14, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) You are a red dragon who likes to misunderstand lizards lol

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RomwelliaF

Sep. 14, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) You are: A large breasted rat who likes to eat.... sheeps O.O

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Linkezlo

Sep. 12, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I am a magnificent deformity who likes to end the life of Billy Cosby. That's new.

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Prophet13th

Sep. 09, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) im a masturbating baby that likes to poke firemen.I guess thats oka... wait what?

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Prophet13th

Sep. 09, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) im a nasty band that likes to corner women?Well if i want to be a band i kinda have to do it

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MattZ9

Sep. 08, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) im a cock-heavy rabbit who likes to stroke mexico?

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grillcheeseninja

Sep. 06, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) How do i spin trees?

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grillcheeseninja

Sep. 06, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i'm a round Cab driver who likes to give money to horses. Wait WHAT?

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AuerelieInsanity

Sep. 04, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I am a sexy clown who likes to wake hookers. :)

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x1StapleGun

Sep. 04, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i am a beautiful man who likes to rave with...trees. TREE POWERS, ACTIVATE!!!!

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titi4

Sep. 02, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I'm a growthslutty breast who likes to find blow-up dolls. WHAT THE SHIT

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texasgirl808

Sep. 02, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) you are a flatulent fish stick who likes to strip reptiles XD

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