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my favs:
you are a nice devil who likes to melt dildos
you are a gigantic midget who likes to laugh at britney spears
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Wow! I have never seen a game like this before. It's concept is simple, yet addicting because of its humor. Or is it the music? However, I would like to see some more choices; after 15 minutes I got "You are a buff dragon who likes to sit on women," twice. Maybe I got lucky. Also, more verb slots and indirect object slots (like two indirect objects instead of one). Even without those, I am left sitting for minutes at a time wondering what my next sentence will be. I could give time a headshot with this game. 4/5 is my rating now, but with some of the improvements I listed above, 5/5.
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You are a sad behemoth that likes to run from lanterns. You are a nice giant squid who likes to swallow mammals. You are a foxy dog who likes to locate women. You are a quaint goliath who likes to stomp dwarfs. XD