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2/5, but.... 3/5 for the "why would you even try right-clicking in this game?" - A nasty lube that likes to taste trees
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LOL I got this other one:
I am a shrunken stud magnet who likes to shrink dildos.
And:
I am also a monstrous porn star who likes to smell dinosaurs.
o_0