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So broken. Constant server disconnects. Constant warnings about my name being too short (well, I can't change my Kongregate name now). Completed quests don't finish because they were completed before the quest unlocked.
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I got the 'Kongregate Log In' quest when I started the game a second time. Just restart the browser window; things are saved on the server anyways, so it should not be a problem.
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Quest: Kongregate to Victory: Create or log into an account on Kongregate.
Problem: I'm already logged into my account. How do I get the badge?
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I got the Hard badge in a day, I dont think this is a bad game. Dont forget to upgrade your cards and open 5k rare card packs.
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IDK what's going on but I have 10,500 jewel-encrusted golden poop and nothing to spend it on.
Also ,how do I get to level 3?
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the game was fun the first time I played it, but now coming back to it and having to start from the beginning because all my progress didn't save for some reason ruined it for me
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Wait, completing that tutorial-quest - whatever - already REQUIRES you to spend money??? This shameless impertinence alone demands a one-star-rating. I am very wary of games that are so heavily advertised but I genuinely didn't expect it to be that awful.
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Uhg, everything is ad based. And the "ad" is just a still image telling me to play bit heroes. You aren't even getting money off that, but it is still there. This is beyond pathetic.
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So, first the game starts the tutorial BEFORE you can change the language setting. Then the game crashes with an "Assertion failed: undefined" after every second fight. And when you finally decide to restart the browser because you think maybe it is an memory leak ALL PROGRESS IS LOST AND YOU START AT THE VERRY BEGINNING. Guess how many stars I gave.
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For a game that relies on ads for pretty much all of its progression, the ads sure do stop working an awful lot. I've only had one ad play the entire time, and it was for a cruise line in Alaska -- that speaks volumes about how *desperate* these twits are for cash.
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Credit where it's due: this game's exactly as un-funny as the godawful shows it references. I don't think the bar gets much lower than that.
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Just what I wanted: a Badge of the Day in a game stuffed to bursting with every single example of why American television is execrable garbage. Thanks a bloody *bunch*, lads.
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It's a goddamn shame that this is tomorrow's Kongpanion game. This is just designed to steal your money, and it's particularly shit
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Hard badge is done in 4 hours, 1 crash and four reloads... lots of bugs in this game I sorta lol'd when the text crash came up and showed me a bunch of code
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After several reloads I got the game to run, despite the errors/bugs and managed to get the easy and medium badges... the game crashed whilst doing the hard badge, currently at level 8
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Game loads to 21% and then I get a yellow bar stating a script is slowing down your browser would you like to stop it or wait, another broken game brought to you by Kongregate for botd that cannot be done as it would run/load correctly