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My sarge sad "I want a new cig.Sarge sad Hey you private do you have a cig" Private sad:No i don't do you have my penis?. Sarge checkt his cig it looks like a penis. He sad no.But it was the Privates penis... THE END
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"Your engineer must be closer to this location if you want to build there!!!" I think that tank blew part of his brain over there.
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its kinda dumb cause if you don't stay right at the back of the map, i feel like im gonna get grenaded hard and fast all the time.
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the only and i mean only thing about this game that bugs me is the lack of statistics i mean how many games did i play? how many of my men are nout in the open ''not under cam nets'' how many tankes did i kill how a=many ss troops stuff like that
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I love how even though I called in air support, the call went through and everything, and I get bombed. I'm under and arty strike, I call in counter arty and it tells me i'm not under an attack.
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heh....I got arty blitzed without warning, on wave 37...Funny thing was, I got a punch of Air drops to...The exploded RIGHT under the air drops. killing me me, and the air drops :P 5/5
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There needs to be a way to change the cursor from the "move" cursor back to the selector. It's a pain when I am putting a cam net over something and select a soldier underneath just by placing the net. The next place I click sends the soldier off and out from under the cam net I just built to cover the squad.
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wtf i got a officer with 2 rifle skill and a sniper with 84 rifle and officer reached 20 exp before my sniper and the officer was right at the back and i know he started with 5 exp but still wtf but he still dies by a zooka when i sent him 2 get a crate
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Journal of Hank: 'A Nazi Officer Tale": "One hundred and ninety nine men had died before my squad....they were all killed by five men......when we went to fight the americans...we didn't know what the hell was gonna happen....so me and my three men marched on....only to meet a painful end.....two of my men were blown up by a bazooka...then i was hit in the stomach by a rifle shot...my last man and closest friend tom came running over to me...only to get shot in the head by a pistol from 20 yards away...as i lay there,cold, starving, i saw a man take aim at me...i heard the bang of a gun and the sound of the bullet speeding towards me..i fell into a comma somehow..and that is how i came to write this..please stop the war...may no one have to face those beasts in battle ever again.
Hank Fredd
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im so mad i had all my guys in the same area at wave 76 and it was going fine then it said in comeing arter then one boom and its all over the sucks balllsss