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game wont work for me, it doesnt load, only a black screen. all the other games on kongregate work, though. anyone know what the problem is? ._.
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The only bad thing about this game is the HORRID slow down you get, even on a powerful core 2 duo machine with 2 gigs of ram
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If you are going to include a long intro you need to make it possible to skip it. Most people don't want to see that.
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Make sure you read the instructions to at least have a chance.
Giving up at level three. Fourteen to go? I guess I won't get this card. Life is too short to be this frustrated with a game.
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what can i say, it's thing thing. the two weapon system was kinda annoying. i did like the lead pipe on any level with an elevator. Other than that, i loved the new health regen.
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Awsome game gets a little repetitive though. And for all the people that want Platform Racing to get the card that game is so simple and even more repetitive then this. Platfrom racing is one of the worst games on this sight
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Well the graphics are amazing.
Game play is terrible. You don't swap weapons you seem to throw them away. You can't shoot people that are on top of you. Door opening is bizarre.
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Stupid game, definitely shouldn't have a card. Give the card to Platform Racing. That game is 10x what this game is. 1/5 but this would be a 0/5 if that was possible.
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omfg horrible ending NEEDS SEQUEL the 308 win MG needs a better fire rate hell ALL of them do needs a simi-auto fix needs all of the guns from all of the thing-thing series needs more descriptive ammo a BFG (not kidding THE big f*cking gun) the grenade launcher moddles are BACKWARDS and their shot distance is crapy need a sellection of melee weapons and a ammo RACK system (you allways have the ammo but you have to pick up the gun) needs grenades as well as grenade launchers and sniper rifles (dont give me crap about the hades rifle) oh you can play this game on crazymonkeygames thats how i played it!
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amazing visuals ( love when you shoot someone and they react differently depending on where you hit them) and good characters, but waaaay too difficult. bordering on annoying. also annoying is the shooting. i cant frigging hit things half the time! and all my ammo's gone! cant imagine myself going as far as 14.
raging. 2/5 for me.
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I´m sorry Greg, but i can´t abide your plea. This game is not fun. Giving it badges and a challenge is not reducing its rating, but actually making the rating more realistic.
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Interestingly enough, this game appears to load in the ad space at the top. Like, the space designated for the game is blank, and the ad bar at the top shows a slice of the game....
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Crappiest Thing-Thing to date. Slow, unwieldy, unchallenging. I'm glad I got this card already cause I ain't spending anymore time on this.