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Today I received some tax refunds, allowance from grandma, some sweeeet AMZN stock dividends (yeehaw for murdering people by throwing them into a tornado in the name of profit), and the crow that I've been training to steal people's cash brought in a Hamilton.
Putting all this together, **I've amassed quite a substantial amount of money (mad buxs, as the kids call it).**
I thought that after several days of toil at my serious, legitimate, meaningful, and prideful job of buying and reselling speculation, perhaps I was worthy of treating myself. *It is time.*
Buying an NFT at Kongregate.io seemed like a good choice, since the icecream shop was already closed.
**Alas,** they are all gone. Depleted. Terminated. Exhausted. *Consumed.*
I know that some weeks ago their numbers mysteriously went from the hundreds way down into the tenths. But that's not relevant (and I'm not even willing to open that can of worms any time soon). The point is that still there were some and now there aren't.
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If you are one of those lucky individuals who posses a Stabby, please contact me.
**I am willing to pay literally any monetary price you assignate to your Stabby, you name it.**
Send me the details of your daddy's money-card so I can carry out the transaction.
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I bought all 500 stabbys.
I already sold one to myself for $500000 so thats what they sell for now
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