[**GIFTS REVEALED**](https://www.kongregate.com/forums/2-off-topic/topics/1839782-kongbitrary-day-2019-gifts-revealed?page=4#posts-13190495) We're doing this then, are we lads? Fucking hell... Isn't it more of Kongbitrary Month rather than Kongbitrary Day since this event is a month long? Ah whatever. Let's just get this done. ______________________________________ # **The fuck is this?** For anyone new to Kongbitrary Day, it's basically a secret Santa type of event that's done every year on OT (usually in July). Everyone who signs up is PMed a random user and they have to make them a gift (or they could be a cheap lazy bastard and give them a random wallpaper they found on Google Images but hey no one is that bad enough to do that, right?). _____________________________________________ # **Previous Kongbitrary Days:** [Kongbitrary Day 2014](http://www.kongregate.com/forums/2/topics/412561/) [Kongbitrary Day 2015](http://www.kongregate.com/forums/2/topics/493255) [Kongbitrary Day 2016](http://www.kongregate.com/forums/2-off-topic/topics/636079) [Kongbitrary Day 2017](https://www.kongregate.com/forums/2-off-topic/topics/814260-kongbitrary-day-2017-gifts-distributed?page=1) [Kongbitrary Day 2018](https://www.kongregate.com/forums/2-off-topic/topics/1645582-kongbitrary-day-2018-gifts-gave?page=1) _________________________________________ # **How do I sign up?** Just post in the fucking thread saying you want to sign, like. Why is this actually a question? Oh, also you have a week to sign so if you don't sign up by July 1st then you're shit out of luck. Don't sign up if you're not able to make a gift __________________________________________ # **What do I do after I sign up?** Absolutely fuck all until July 1st. _________________________________________ # **What do I do on July 1st?** Well, unless you actually already have a random desktop background you found on Google Images, you can start making your gift for your giftees after I've given you one. Now, you can make any gift you want SO LONG as it's SFW. I know it's shit, and trust me if I was able to have it my way then I would tell you to go all out. Unfortunately there are these things known as "guidelines" that I have to follow and whilst the majority of them aren't enforced, I can tell you with confidence that the "No 18+ stuff" is enforced. I don't want my gift distribution post to be locked just because of one picture of a naked furry. Oh, also, DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES REVEAL YOUR GIFTEE. It spoils the fun of the entire event and people will think you're a massive dickhead, and rightfully so. If you want to ask your giftee a question, like their interests or something, then PM me the question and I'll ask them then PM you their answer. __________________________________________________ # **Can I make physical gifts?** No. I mean, you can, but it'd be a waste of your time because I won't be picking it up to send it to someone else on the other side of the world. My parents would wonder what the fuck is going on and they'd probably start going through my computer and phone and might find a bunch of porn n' shit. I was already caught once with Overwatch porn on my phone. With that being said though, you can buy wallet top-up codes for Steam, PlayStation or Xbox n' shit like that for gifts. If you don't trust me with that sort of stuff then you can always hold onto it until the big day, but PM me telling me that you think I'm an untrustworthy shitbag so I don't think you're not making a gift at all. Not like I'd be able to use it since it'd most likely be a fucking American code anyway. __________________________________________ # **What if I don't make a gift for my giftee?** Then I will do the internet equivalent of pulling your pants down on a chilly winter night and saying outloud "HEY EVERYONE! LOOK AT THIS!". You will be publicly shamed. Along with me insulting you too. I won't settle on just calling you a cunt either. I will make you pour tears and I will drink them. _______________________________________________ # **Was there really no one else willing to host this?** Clearly fucking not, dipshit. _______________________________________________ # **Schedule:** **June 23rd - June 30th:** Sign ups. **July 1st:** Sign ups are closed and names are given. **July 1st - July 20th:** Make gifts. **July 21st - July 23rd:** PM me your gifts. I promise I won't steal them. If you've already done your gift then you can do this earlier. **July 24th:** Gifts are distributed ______________________________________________ # **Rules:** 1. Make a gift. Please. Make sure it's SFW. 2. Do NOT reveal who your giftee is. 3. Don't try to sign up after June 30th or I will bang you out. 4. Try not to have too high of expectations going into this. You may be severely disappointed. 5. Don't throw a fucking tantrum if your gift isn't as cool and awesome as how you wanted it to be. This ties in with the above rule. I honestly don't understand people that walk into this expecting a genuinely good gift. _______________________________________________ # **Questions:** If you have any questions about the event or a specifc question about your maths homework then just ask me and I will either politely answer you or tell you to fuck off. Alright, **let's do this.** ~~This should definitely get me mod.~~ ________________________________________________ # **Signees:** BloodScourge Holy2334 Ethanhead258 Ruudiluca JohannasGarden 15man Gabidou99 Heather Burntfires22 dogjoy KingZeldar3 elementalgalaxy6 TwistedCakez ImTooCute

Don't mind me, just carrying on the tradition of reserving a post.

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hi

Christ I can already tell that this is going to be a dead event. It's because I'm the host isn't it.

if by the time signups end and its jsut us can we quit this thing

I probably won't bother making a game, but sure.

> *Originally posted by **[Ethanhead258](/forums/2/topics/1839782?page=1#13162069)**:* > if by the time signups end and its jsut us can we quit this thing Sure.

Oh thank Christ I'm alive again. That was a **horrible** experience.

Should this be stickied? Also, please only use standard forms of "fuck", until sometime next week. "fuckin" and "fuckin'" will still get a post hidden and it's a bit of work to change it. Also sign me up, please. Uhhh, I hope I can do something decent this time.

> *Originally posted by **[JohannasGarden](/forums/2/topics/1839782?page=1#13162123)**:* > Should this be stickied? Also, please only use standard forms of "fuck", until sometime next week. "fuckin" and "fuckin'" will still get a post hidden and it's a bit of work to change it. > > Also sign me up, please. Uhhh, I hope I can do something decent this time. I think it should be stickied.

> *Originally posted by **[JohannasGarden](/forums/2/topics/1839782?page=1#13162123)**:* > Should this be stickied? Yes. Please. > Also, please only use standard forms of "fuck", until sometime next week. "fuckin" and "fuckin'" will still get a post hidden and it's a bit of work to change it. Ok but only because you said please.

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FUCK ME RIGHT UP! lETS GO

> *Originally posted by **[Gabidou99](/forums/2/topics/1839782?page=1#13162164)**:* > Sign I feel bad for the poor soul who gets you and knows that your fantasies will never be quenched.

> *Originally posted by **[Gabidou99](/forums/2/topics/1839782?page=1#13162164)**:* > Sign Only under one condition: You won't be an ungrateful little shitwank and you won't throw another bitchfit about how your gift wasn't as amazing and awesome as how you wanted it to be.

Sign me up please and I'll try to remember OT isn't dead yet.

> *Originally posted by **[Heather](/forums/2/topics/1839782?page=1#13162970)**:* > Sign me up please and I'll try to remember OT isn't dead yet. You better remember it, lassie.

Lol ppl still do this?

> *Originally posted by **[VoodooCoffeeGuy](/forums/2/topics/1839782?page=1#13163042)**:* > Lol ppl still do this? I know right? Absolutely mental. Also long have you been lurking? Jesus Christ.

> *Originally posted by **[BloodScourge](/forums/2/topics/1839782?page=1#13163052)**:* > > *Originally posted by **[VoodooCoffeeGuy](/forums/2/topics/1839782?page=1#13163042)**:* > > Lol ppl still do this? > > I know right? Absolutely mental. > > Also long have you been lurking? Jesus Christ. I just came back to visit after a few years. Wtf is up with the admin review thread bs? Did they finally permaban that one dude who made all the AMA threads?