moron's FAQ redux discussion on Kongregate

Oct 10, 2018 8:39pm

moron88 65 posts

i edited the first post in the original, so it is (at least temporarily) locked. here's the original text. i'm tired of answering these questions. i will be making it a point to answer all of these questions wwith the link to this thread. if you think i'm being an asshole by linking to this thread everytime you ask me a question, allow me to correct you. i definitely am being an asshole. i have answered these questions far too many times. i get it. you want ot ask the best player how to play the game. but damn... i can only answer them so many times before i go crazy. q1 what are these brown blocks for? q2 how do i get to town? q3 how do i get to [enter wave here] on [enter difficulty here]? q4 what are these grey blocks for? q5 what are some secret codes? q6 where do i enter these secret codes? q7 how do i unlock aura radius? q8 how do i unlock [other upgrade]? q9 what is a town tier? q10 how do i town tier? q11 what is bp tier? q12 how do i bp tier? q13 everything?!? even damage and the other really expensive stuff??? q14 how do i do insane? q15 why did i die to 0 damage? q16 is wave compression worth it? QUESTION 1: what are these brown blocks for? ANSWER: first, they are orange. your monitor needs calibrated. they are used for damn near everything in town. click any of the buildings except temple and on the left side you'll see a few boxes with numbers and 1 that says "max". click those boxes will get you the corresponding quatity of the cubes used in that building or the maximum you can afford (clicking 100 when you can only afford 6 will only get you 6). QUESTION 2: how do i get to town? ANSWER: on the title page, click "to town". in a run, click options at bottom right and click "end round". this will take you to the title page. if you die, click "go to town". QUESTION 3: how do i get to [enter wave here] on [enter difficulty here]? ANSWER: grind. hard needs a lot of offense. insane requires hp and regen. QUESTION 4: what are these grey blocks for? ANSWER: stats and info in town. as you achieve preset goals, you unlock slots to put them in. they get you a % boost to sr gain. QUESTION 5: what are some secret codes? ANSWER: mytower42 and perfecttower2 are all of them at the time of making this. QUESTION 6: where do i enter these secret codes? ANSWER: in a run, click the gem at the bottom of the screen. QUESTION 7: how do i unlock aura radius? ANSWER: must research an aura first. 3rd level of any element. you know you've done it if you cant research that specific element anymore. QUESTION 8: how do i unlock [other upgrade]? ANSWER: either research, hq tier or town tier. QUESTION 9: what is a town tier? ANSWER: not an hq tier. QUESTION 10: how do i town tier? ANSWER: reach bp tier 100+ and beat cubos 5 times. QUESTION 11: what is bp tier? ANSWER: blueprint tier. unlocked when you reach hq tier 5. QUESTION 12: how do i bp tier? ANSWER: max out everything in workshop. QUESTION 13: everything?!? even damage and the other really expensive stuff??? ANSWER: yes... i wouldnt have said "everything" if that stuff wasnt included. QUESTION 14: how do i do insane? ANSWER: use the same build you use for hard. add hp and regen. A LOT of hp and regen. enough hp to withstand your own shot. QUESTION 15: why did i die to 0 damage? ANSWER: because. QUESTION 16: is wave compression worth it? ANSWER: always. did i predict your followup questions? yeah... you're not the first to have those exact questions... part 2 will inevitably happen sometime. maybe by me, maybe by the guy i trick into replacing me. who the hell knows... not me, SO QUIT ASKING!!! and part 2. The less noob questions. Q17: the game keeps crashing, can i do something to fix it? Q18: how do i get x8/x16? Q19: how expensive? Q20: what’s tc? Q21: how do i get town credits? Q22: do you have any builds for challenges? Q23: you claim to have done [enter wavecount here] but it’s not on the high scores. Why? Q24: how much sr do you make? Q24: what tier are you? Q24: what wave are you on? Q25: how do i get gems fast? Q26: how do i make sr faster? Q27: what do you do for a living? QUESTION 17: the game keeps crashing, can i do something to fix it? ANSWER: yes, go here https://www.kongregate.com/forums/32139-the-perfect-tower/topics/1722739-webgl-fix QUESTION 18: how do i get x8/x16? ANSWER: town tier, then buy. They’re expensive AF though. QUESTION 19: how expensive? ANSWER: 1000tc for x8, 100,000tc for x16. QUESTION 20: what’s tc? ANSWER: town credits. QUESTION 21: how do i get town credits? ANSWER: town tier. Your bp tiers will be converted to town credits at a rate of 12 bpt per 1 tc the first time around. There is an upgrade to improve that conversion, maxing out at 1.91 tc per bpt. QUESTION 22: do you have any builds for challenges? ANSWER: no. QUESTION 23: you claim to have done [enter wavecount here] but it’s not on the high scores. Why? ANSWER: because kongregate deletes scores that are too far beyond the norm. A feature meant to keep hackers from dominating the scores punishes folks like me that simply have no life. QUESTION 24: .1: how much sr do you make? .2: what tier are you? .3: what wave are you on? ANSWER: you really dont want to know. QUESTION 25: how do i get gems fast? ANSWER: you dont. QUESTION 26: how do i make sr faster? ANSWER: grind on insane with wcIX at x16. QUESTION 27: what do you do for a living? ANSWER: currently work part time as a pizza delivery driver, as well as own a small landscaping company. There. More questions yall keep asking.

Oct 10, 2018 8:40pm