So this is how it goes, someone has a wish they write it in and it gets corrupted for e.g. ME: I wish for 20 super monkeys OTHER PERSON: Granted, but they cost to much and go broke I wish for all upgrades etc. etc. So Lets Start I wish for a ultimate monkey

Granted, but this ultimate monkey is so ultimate that it demands all your city cash, bloonstones, and in game money each time you use it. I wish for infinite bloonstones.

Granted, but all the bloonstones lag out the game and makes the game banned from playing ever again. I wish for a markiplier monkey

You shall have your Markiplier monkey, human. ..Unfortunately, it is too busy playing games and combing its pink mustache to help you out. I wish buildings didn’t take any time to build!

But the rapid speed of building tires out the monkeys, leaving them too weak to fight off bloons. I wish that you could customize the targeting options of the monkeys at a much more in-depth level than just: First, Last, Close, and Strong.

wish granted pesky monkey but the buildings get damaged in the construction and must wait until repaired. i desire all bloons to pop themselves without any form of regeration or cloning!

Wish granted. The bloons all pop themselves now! But that means the monkeys now have nothing to do but sit around and eat bananas all day. They grow fat, lazy, and complacent. They are therefore unable to put up any kind of defense when the bloons unveil their newest weapon: animal bloons! This new type of dastardly bloons quickly overwhelm the now defenseless monkeys. I wish to know why the monkeys and bloons hate each other so much. (can’t we all just get along?)

wish granted! bloons and monkeys used to be friends **- error in transmission – partial message loss -** and now they hate each other sadly… terrible terrible tragedy… could have all been avoided if they had just done the obvious and **- static -** … i wish for a monkey that throws bloons instead of darts!

Wish granted, however, this Bloon-Throwing monkey has caused your entire city to fall into chaos because the Bloons have infiltrated your borders. I wish I had 9999 Bloonstones.

Granted, but you use them all for construction time then sell all the buildings anyway I wish for a rhino tower that destroys all bloons on the track

granted the rhino tower now exists, except you must pay 7.965 × 10^90763 bloonstones to get it, and it takes 20 real life years to research, and 10,000 rl years to fire a bullet that has a 100% chance to miss. i wish for a tower that insults you every time a bloon is popped, and everytime a bloon is popped the insults get worse, the text gets larger, and you can’t sell the tower.

Wish granted. The insult tower is now a part of your city. You sit down to play a round, hoping to use its insults to not only pop bloons, but also to harden yourself against insults in real life. Everything starts off well enough. The insults aren’t too bad, nothing you can’t handle. But soon they start to get to you. The insults come so fast that you can’t properly steel yourself against their stinging onslaught. Soon, on the last round of the game you were playing, it becomes too much. The insults become so bad, that the fragile thread that keeps you sane snaps. You spend the rest of your life with a crippling fear of balloons, monkeys and darts. The mere sight of any one of these things sends you into a homicidal rage. You spend the rest of your life in a prison for the criminally insane. I wish that every time I pop a red bloon in game, one cent is automatically placed into my bank account. This money is not stolen in any way, and cannot cause any kind of economic problems.

Granted, but soon pennies are no longer legal currency in the USA, due to completely different reasons. I wish I had a button that would give me max city cash every 5 hours.

granted, but you gain so much cash you go over the cap which cycles into the negative. i wish bloon that will never pop, but makes popcorn with cheese

Granted, but your monkey banks explode and you cant buy anymore banks so your monkeys are complete hobos I wish for a MvM tower that destroys all bloons that are sent to me

> *Originally posted by **[Lightgazer](/forums/3765/topics/465360?page=1#posts-8876708):*** > > granted, but you gain so much cash you go over the cap which cycles into the negative. > > i wish bloon that will never pop, but makes popcorn with cheese Granted. Instead of popping, bloons make a tasty snack of popcorn and cheese. However, this causes two problems. One is that your monkeys are quickly overtaken by more popcorn and cheese than they could ever possibly eat. The second, is that games are no longer winnable, since even the lowly red bloon is completely invincible. Every game you play is doomed to tasty, tasty failure. > *Originally posted by **[reshiramz](/forums/3765/topics/465360?page=1#posts-8876711):*** > > Granted, but your monkey banks explode and you cant buy anymore banks so your monkeys are complete hobos > > I wish for a MvM tower that destroys all bloons that are sent to me Granted. No MvM bloon will ever reach the shores (or in this case fences) of your city. However, to do so is not cheap. Every time it eliminates one incoming attack, one of your buildings is destroyed, forcing you to build it again. In addition, people don’t know how you’re defending every attack so flawlessly, and word soon begins to spread about your untouchable city. You are hit by attack after attack after attack. Every day, more and more hit you, and every time you sacrifice one of your precious buildings to deter one of them. You are soon left with nothing. You are unable to successfully rebuild after so many attacks, leaving not even a single dart monkey tower left. Only after every other tower is consumed do you loose the last building in your city: The Bloon Infiltration and Deployment Factory. Yes, the one building that could have stopped every attack from hitting you is the one that gets taken last. I wish for the ultimate strategy for winning every game with NLL every time.

Wish granted, simple human. The Ninjakiwi developers commission a 4×4 MvM tower just for you that destroys all incoming bloons. It does this by using concentrated bursts of gamma rays in order to burn through the hardiest bloons and blimps- even the most concentrated bloon cannot withstand this gamma burst. However, the tremendous amounts of radiation coming off of this overpowered tower gives you and all your monkeys cancer. You spend the rest of your pitiful life watching the first super monkey you ever got shrivel away and die, before you die from no less than seven different types of cancers. Without maintenance, the MvM keeps going for several years before a worn-out circuit shorts and triggers a nuclear explosion that destroys what is left of your pathetic city.

Holy shit.Noting survives that, which i suppose is why @firewok0 did not wish for anything… But is still wish for the ability to upgrade to 4/4, no upgrade path locks.

Your wish shall be granted. However, Ninja Kiwi simultaneously creates a bloons sequel that is better than this game in all ways where you there are three upgrade paths and one can upgrade to five and two of them to three which is much better than you wish and causes Bloons Monkey City to lose all players except you and Ninja Kiwi will shut down all BMC servers three hours after you wish was granted. I wish the above corrupted wish was granted.

Your wish is granted – Ninja Kiwi creates BMC 2, a captivating and addicting game with more upgrade options than you could hope to complete in your lifetime. Because the amount of content is so vast, nobody has a definite strategy for the late game, and the community flourishes with discussion over which upgrade paths and combinations are the most effective for decades to come. It is the perfect game; a flawless pearl among free-to-plays, and nothing else really compares to it, including friends, family and romance. Day after day, year after year, you stay inside in a dark room playing The Game That Has No Equal, gradually quitting school or work, relying on your poor parents to feed and shelter you. They do so reluctantly, trying to help you overcome your obsession – But they don’t understand! They don’t know how much fulfillment you’re getting from the game! Despite the nagging guilt, you stay with the game, continuing your lifestyle of decadence until they realize you’re no longer capable of living by yourself anyway, and stop trying to change you. As your life progresses, you grow gradually more resistant to the outside world, starting to see it more as a place of guilt and annoyance, BMC2 being your only oasis – It’s where you thrive; it’s where you find achievement, challenge, entertainment and comfort. Nothing ever seems to compare, and this feeling settles deeper and deeper in your mind over the years and decades. You’re so wrecked by guilt that you barely dare to slink out of your room to go to the bathroom or grab some food once in a while, preferring not to see your parents – or anyone else – straight in the eye. You become a shadow in their house in an attempt to inconvenience them as little as possible now that it is a fact that you cannot live any other way. When your parents die, communication has long since ceased between you. You manage to drag yourself to church for the funeral despite the torturous concerned gazes from your relatives. At least, nobody contacts you directly, and you’re left to yourself in the far back of the pews for the ceremony. When you get home again to your parents’ house, a bitter, angry sadness has settled into your soul – Much deeper than anything has ever settled in your soul before. Stubbornly, you deflect any attempts at contact your relatives may direct towards you and keep playing your computer game until there is no more food in the house, and then you survive on tap water for another month and a week until you shrivel away completely, eventually dying on your bed with your cheek on the laptop keyboard. When your relatives finally find your corpse, they find that your cheek bone is still spamming road spikes. I wish BMC had a trading system.

Wish granted. There is now a trading system in place. You’re able to trade city cash, bloonstones, supply crates, even buildings! You quickly settle in to your new role and BMC trader extraordinaire. You trade everything and anything in the game, and your name soon becomes synonymous with great deals and effective, fair trades. You live in the lap of monkey luxury for quite some time, having everything you’ll ever need to succeed in the game. That is, until a rival comes along. This new person sets up shop quite nicely. He responds to trading requests faster, has better prices and trading deals, he even has more supply to start with. Left with no choice, you push yourself to compete with this new threat. The two of you are plunged into a massive economic war, using every means you have at your disposal. You lower prices, you stay online for hours on end, doing everything you can to out trade him. Yet, he is always one step ahead of you, and soon you are facing economic ruin. You have but one choice: you launch the first wave of MvM attacks against him. The two of you are equally matched in this regard, and you both successfully defend against each other’s attacks. That is, until his superior trading prowess and ever increasing wealth come in to play. He is able to afford all the latest MvM upgrades, and has a near endless supply of bloonstones to use against you from his superior trading business. You are soon swamped by ZOMGs, DDTs and wave after wave of camo/regen/lead bloons. You can no longer defend against any of his attacks, and each one cripples your economy further. Unable to progress, you quickly lose the MvM war. You struggle to maintain your trading business, doing everything you can to stay afloat and maybe even get a one up on your opponent. But no luck. He periodically launches attacks against you, keeping your finances low. Because of this, you lose your grip on your trading empire, one customer at a time. People flock to him in droves, while hey leave you just as quickly. Soon, you have nothing. You can no longer afford even the basics of the game due to having nobody to trade with and being swamped by unbeatable MvM attacks. You are driven to the brink of in game poverty, and it is then you use your last resort: Spending real money. With a new reserve of bloonstones created from your real bank account, you’re able to rebuild. But, the lack of trading partners and near constant MvM attacks continues to make life difficult for you. You must constantly spend real money just to keep your monkeys from the poorhouse. Soon though, you end up broke without a penny to your name. You are forced to not only leave the game, but your home as well. I wish the monkeys would gain support from their distant cousins, the apes, in their ongoing fights against the bloon menace.

Granted, the apes help you and you find yourself trying to play all day to conquer all the land and you completely ignore the nuke alarm… I wish for MY MUM!

> *Originally posted by **[nickinack](/forums/3765/topics/465360?page=1#posts-8878900):*** > > STOP MAKING THESE CAW THREADS THERE POISING PEOPLES GAMEPLAY If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say it here. > *Originally posted by **[reshiramz](/forums/3765/topics/465360?page=1#posts-8878357):*** > > Granted, the apes help you and you find yourself trying to play all day to conquer all the land and you completely ignore the nuke alarm… > > I wish for MY MUM! Wish granted, however, YOUR MUM scolds you for playing BMC too much and it gets on your nerves. I wish the City Banana Farms could be upgraded to Level 4, like the City Banks can be.

> I wish the City Banana Farms could be upgraded to Level 4, like the City Banks can be. Granted, but the banana overproduction causes a price drop in the banana market and your city enters bankrupcy. I wish AOE towers coul aim to most crouded zones in the track.