|
metadata
> *Originally posted by **[Mew0t](/forums/3765/topics/465360?page=14#13359667)**:*
> granted, but they consume alot of money, and sometimes sacrifices, like wizard lord from btd5.
> i wish i could equip my dart monkeys with firearms like the sniper or dartling gun.
granted, but it causes them to actually become snipers or dartling gunners, and costs more in the process.
I wish I had a lvl 45 City Hall, and everything I currently have in my city.
|
|
|
metadata
Granted, but you have a limit of tiles you can take.
I wish i could attack people with ddts but without them knowing since it's rated easy and the "highest bloon" is pink
|
|
|
metadata
Granted, but they're given a 4/2 and a 2/4 monkey village to start.
I wish for 900k bloonstones to spend however I choose.
|
|
|
metadata
granted, but the bloonstones are worthless because of inflation adjustment
I wish agents are added in BMC for free
|
|
|
metadata
> *Originally posted by **[Extremegamer007](/forums/3765/topics/465360?page=15#13365451)**:*
> granted, but the bloonstones are worthless because of inflation adjustment
> I wish agents are added in BMC for free
Granted, but they're restricted on every map type.
I wish all my researches were free and twice as effective.
|
|
|
metadata
Granted but the bloons stole your research. Now you must beat them to get your research back
I Wish that every player has contested territory for free.
|
|
|
metadata
> *Originally posted by **[Extremegamer007](/forums/3765/topics/465360?page=15#13368449)**:*
> Granted but the bloons stole your research. Now you must beat them to get your research back
> I Wish that every player has contested territory for free.
Granted, but the bloons stole your contested territory. Now you must beat the bloons to get it back :P.
Alright, since it did say __free__, granted, but there are no milestone or occupation rewards, and the bananas are only produced based on how long you fight.
I wish for all my monkey knowledge to be maxed.
|
|
|
metadata
Granted but the monkey knowledge is so powerful and overleveled that the entire map explodes when you try to use it.
I wish there are more bosses in BMC(Anybody posting yet)
|
|
|
metadata
Granted, but all bosses restrict the use of MOAB maulers, and they all have 1000000 health.
I wish that monkey farmers automatically harvest my banana farms.
|
|
|
metadata
Wish granted. All the monkey farmers grow luxurious bananas, and soon everyone in the city is eating them.
One day, a rare WATER BLOON suddenly sprays chemicals on the bananas. The next morning, your monkeys eat the bananas and go bananas, completely wrecking everything.
I wish for a way for the banana farm to kill bloons by itself.
|
|
|
metadata
Granted it throws plutonium depleted bananas, inflicting large doses of deadly radiation that kills all of your monkeys.
I wish that pink bloons wern't so fast.
|
|
|
metadata
Granted, they are now as fast as red bloons however red bloons are now so fast you cannot see them
I wish i didn't have to put any effort into the game
|
|
|
metadata
Granted, but the monkey race is put to extinction.
I wish this forum isn't dead
|
|
|
metadata
Granted, but the forum will contain more responses than you could ever comprehend.
I wish that ZOMGS can move faster than a pink balloon.
|
|
|
metadata
Granted.
I wish that bloons would all be realistically oneshot by ""guns"", since the bullet would ripple through.
|
|
|
metadata
Granted, but that would be too much work for the monkeys to manufacture, and for Ninja Kiwi to add to the game.
I wish that the game had more towers, and new towers.
|
|
|
metadata
Granted, but they are microtransactions.
I wish that the monkeys found a cure for wish corruption.
|
|
|
metadata
Granted, but the corruption mutates into a powerful new strand that now corrupts your wish twice, additionally, this one is deadly.
I wish that i actually existed.
|
|
|
metadata
granted, but you have a large urge to cease life and since it's double corruption, you also have an immense amount of bad luck
i wish for a cheesburger
|
|
|
metadata
Granted but the cheeseburger contains a deadly virus that evolves into another pandemic.
I wish that the corruption would end.
|
|
|
metadata
Granted...
I wish for ***b̸̡̤̣̣̣̤͉̲̝͎̥̏̈́͒̈́ę̷͈̣̖̼̗̊̉̑̒͂̆̒͊͐̋̈̓̔͆̕t̸̡̧̲̣̥͖̻͔͚͕̮͖̬̣̬̂ͅt̵̨͔͚̮̣͓̹̦̬͂ẹ̶̰̙̲͙͉̦̣̞͑̾́̃̀̂͋̂́̒͘̕r̷̨̤͓̐̿̎͆̐́̌̏̇͆̀̑̀̚͜͝͝͝ ̶̝̼͈͔̺̼̓͌́̏ͅĉ̶̥̯̽̐̃͐̌̐́̅̅̚̕͝ơ̶͙̞͈̹̰̭̩̭̇͑̽͜r̵̢̟̞̘̩̯̜̠͙̈́̈́ṙ̵͕̯̹͔̥̟̯̺̺̮̪͖̅͗̽͛́̈́̀́́̑͑͐̑̕ų̶̡̲͕͖͇͔̎̅̊̉̕ͅp̶̧͔̳͇̟͍͇͇̘̗̩͐͐̀́̿̓̍̈̓̓́̕t̸͙̗̼͓̱͒͂̉̉͋̎͋̄̈́̋̉͊́i̴̛̯̮̰͙̮͚͉̺̟̫͈̘͓̫̥͗̓̽͐͂̆̍̉̊̅́̚͝ͅṏ̷̧͉͕͈̳͙̞̞̝̭̘͔̠́̈͜n̴̨̜̟̰̜̤̯͇̬̺̙͌̉̀ͅs̴̡̡͙̠̝̤͎͍̝̝͙̬̤̙̰̈́.***
|
|
|
metadata
Granted but the corruptions cant be corrupted so they are still corrupted.
I wish that BTD 7 existed.
|
|
|
metadata
Granted but dev are lazy and btd7 is so suck the games close.
i wish temple of bloonjistsu god exist.
|
|
|
metadata
granted, but it's a dlc
i wish kongregate wasn't a greedy motherfucker and closing forums, motherfuckers at their hq are fucking apes, man.
|
|
|
metadata
Man i don't have the heart to corrupt that wish, even if it breaks the forum.
I wish kong wasn't killing itself rn
|