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Granted, a new targeting method, highest amount, is added into the game. But there’s a bit of a problem with it. It works by counting the number of bloons in a given area at once, locking on to the general area, and then firing. This causes an immense slowdown in tower productivity in later rounds, when there’s so many bloons in a given area that the tower quite simply doesn’t know where to shoot. During the first rounds it’s fine, but by the end, wave after wave of bloon gets by your defenses simply because your towers don’t know where to shoot.
I wish that Monkey Buccaneers could be used on all maps.
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> *Originally posted by **[Randomgold](/forums/3765/topics/465360?page=2#posts-8880219):***
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> Granted, a new targeting method, highest amount, is added into the game. But there’s a bit of a problem with it. It works by counting the number of bloons in a given area at once, locking on to the general area, and then firing. This causes an immense slowdown in tower productivity in later rounds, when there’s so many bloons in a given area that the tower quite simply doesn’t know where to shoot. During the first rounds it’s fine, but by the end, wave after wave of bloon gets by your defenses simply because your towers don’t know where to shoot.
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> I wish that Monkey Buccaneers could be used on all maps.
Granted, but all maps are now water and no other tower can be used except the monkey buccaneers
i wish that super monkey was free in all matches
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Granted But due to them working overtime at so many locations, that when you set one up he passes out from exhaustion ten secs later
I wish that we had a bloon stone “farm” that prodused 1000 stones a month!
(and A bloon corrupter ray)
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Both your wishes have now been granted. The first to arrive is your shiny new bloonstone farm! Although a bit slow from your point of view, it produces bloonstones at a steady rate, fueling all your buildiding and upgrading needs. As time goes on though, you notice start to notice something. Your city doesn’t look quite right. The landscape and building placement is starting to look off somehow. You shrug it off, figuring it’s just your mind playing tricks on you. Soon though, it gets to the point where that excuse is no longer possible. Your city is, indeed, changing. Your buildings shift around at random, or simply disappear. The landscape shifts around, one kind of terrain suddenly becomes another. Terrain specific buildings lose their place as your city becomes chaotic and ever changing. Even the very boarders of your city aren’t safe as new terrain is opened p and old terrain is lost. The reason? Well, those bloonstones have to come from somewhere right? As it turns out, producing bloonstones naturally takes a long time. Much longer than your farm churns them out. And making them so quickly is taking its toll on the fabric of reality, warping and distorting your city and its occupants at random. Only after demolishing your precious farm does your city return to a semblance of normal,although it’s never quite the same again.
As soon as you’ve dealt with that catastrophe, a new, mysterious building arrives. It’s your bloon corrupter ray. You quickly build them up and deploy them to destroy the oncoming hoards of bloons. As soon as the rays strike a bloon, it becomes a horrible, corrupted version of itself. The horribly distorted bloons wreak havoc on the field, annihilating bloons at random. Your monkeys let out joyous cheers as they watch their old enemies destroying each other by the hundreds. Soon though, those cheers turn to horror as the corrupted bloons turn to their destructive ways towards the monkeys that spawned them. The corrupted bloons seek only death and destruction, regardless of whose it is. The monkeys desperately try to stem the waves of corrupted bloons, but their darts and bombs seem to have no effect on the death bringing bloons. You are powerless to do naught but watch as the corrupted bloons leave the track and wipe out your monkey defenders, just as they did the attacking, normal bloons. Soon, the only thing left standing is the bloon corrupter ray, which still fires automatically at any bloon that enters its range, filling everything with the horrid corruptions of a once polite, respected enemy.
I wish for a new monkey that can target the inner layers of bloons (example: when faced with a pink bloon, it’ll pop the red bloon inside of it first, then move on to the blue, green, and yellow layers before popping the outer pinky layer.)
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Granted.. but since the tower target the inner bloon, it will let escape the ceramic bloon, and you lost all your life in a single round of ceramic ones…
Granted.. but since the tower target the inner bloon, it will let escape the ceramic bloon, and you lost all your life in a single round of ceramic ones…Wish I could stop the time in the middle of a round, just to count the number of bloons on screen…
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> *Originally posted by **[StereoSonico](/forums/3765/topics/465360?page=2#posts-8881681):***
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> Granted.. but since the tower target the inner bloon, it will let escape the ceramic bloon, and you lost all your life in a single round of ceramic ones…
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> Granted.. but since the tower target the inner bloon, it will let escape the ceramic bloon, and you lost all your life in a single round of ceramic ones…Wish I could stop the time in the middle of a round, just to count the number of bloons on screen…
since you didnt wish anything i wish for a new monkey type which can attack every single bloon and kill it with one hit
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> Wish I could stop the time in the middle of a round, just to count the number of bloons on screen
You counted it, including the ones inside the bloons, thus breaking your thinking capability.
> since you didnt wish anything i wish for a new monkey type which can attack every single bloon and kill it with one hit
The monkey decides that you’re not worthy of his time, leaving you defenseless.
I wish for bloonstone mine building.
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Granted … but since you have that building, your monkeys will start working on that and don´t defend your town from those persky bloons.
I wish for a free temple of monkey god every 5 rounds
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you get free temple of monkey god but only in desert maps so you cant use it
i wish for subs to this bmc version
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You get the Monkey Submarine, as well as all the other towers, but you have to unlock 3rd, 4th, and 5th cities to unlock it, like this:
3rd: Level 25 1st & 2nd Cities, Level 10 3rd City; Unlocks Heli-Pilot.
4th: Level 30 1st, 2nd, & 3rd Cities, Level 15 4th City; Unlocks Bloonchipper.
5th: Level 40 1st, 2nd, 3rd, & 4th Cities, Level 20 5th City; Unlocks Monkey Submarine.
Seeing as it takes so long to unlock, you decide it’s not worth your time.
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Seeing as I forgot to post a wish:
I wish that we had more MOAB Graveyard tiles in our maps.
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Wish granted, there are now many, many more MOAB graveyards around the city. So many, in fact, that it starts to attrack the attention of dark forces that had previously been dormant. This is the power of the dreaded Necro Bloon, a bloon who has cultivated the power to raise other bloons from the dead to do its unholy bidding. The immense power of all the fallen MOABs, BFBs, ZOMGs, and mysterious, long lost blimps was too much for this dark bloon to ignore. It arrives on the outskirts of your city, ignoring your defenses to examine the lost beasts. Then, just as suddenly as it arrived, it vanishes, taking many of the frames of the fallen blimps with it. Soon, the skies are filled with the shadows of horrors never before considered. The reanimated blimps are more powerful than anything you could even imagine. They don’t react to anything that would slow down a normal MOAB class bloon. Sniper shots don’t stun them. They ignore the many spikes that have pierced them. Even the explosions of your MOAB Maulers don’t bring them down. Even when reduced to scraps and a metal frame, they keep advancing. Soon, you are overwhelmed by the undead army of bloon doom, and your monkeys are slain and given to the MOAB’s dread master.
I wish for a special item that doubled the cash per pop for all of my towers.
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Granted, but it also doubles the cost for upgrades and towers, so it’s pretty useless.
I wish pacifist mode worked as intended.
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Granted, but now nobody can attack.
I wish I knew what that big grey blimp in the MOAB Graveyard was.
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Granted, the Zeppelin of Ultimate Bloontomium Arsenal (ZUBA) moves as fast as a rainbow bloon, has as much health as 3 ZOMG’s and drains Bloonstones as well as health when it passes through. It spawns 3 ZOMG’s when popped and has camo, lead and zebra buffs. Forfeiting the match deletes your savefile.
And here it comes on wave 3.
I wish I could play my savefile on my IPhone
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Granted. You now have access to you save file everywhere you go. Everything’s fine for a while, until your precious iPhone is stolen! The thief manages to crack your pathetic phone security and gain access to everything on it, including your BMC account. The thief doesn’t know anything about the game, but still decides to to play around with it, just because it looks fun. He has so much fun he keeps playing, and playing, and playing. Trouble is, he’s really bad at the game, and has no problem using your bloonstones to compensate for his poor game play. Not only that, he has no idea what the buildings in your city do, and so gets rid of many of them and replaces them with others that you find useless. By the time you get a new iPhone and cancel the old one, it’s too late. The damage has been done, and you log on to discover all your bloonstones are gone, your city is in shambles, your banks empty, and only a few new tiles to show for it.
I wish that I could tame bloons and have them fight for me against their brethren.
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Granted, the bloons just smash into each other and kill both bloons there but then you tame a DDT and it smashes into each other and causes dark magic to cross over your city causing all your monkeys to turn into either regen or camo bloons that destroy the city
I wish for unlimted free sun god temples
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Granted, exceot they don’t do anything anymore.
I wish for an ingame cookie.
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Granted, but each cookie you get results in an attack from a ZOMG on the first turn with normal starting cash
I wish for Monkey Psion
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Granted, the Monkey Psion has the ability to stop up to 10 bloons for a few moments, but his powers also inadvertently hurt monkeys so you can only place non-monkey towers while a Monkey Psion is on the map and you can only place one Monkey Psion.
I wish for the game descriptions to be updated for BMC (I mean seriously, how lazy can you be as a developer to not do that).
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Granted, you can now read descriptions in Egyptian, Latin, Pig Latin, and binary. Unfortunately, they all show up on screen at once and clutters your screen.
I wish monkey farms could be upgraded to a 3rd level.
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Your wish has come true, farms can be upgraded a second time now. However, all the new bananas it makes are rotten, and the rot spreads to the other bananas as well, even to farms without the upgrade, making them less than pointless.
I wish for a BALANCED way to obtain monkeys in-game at 3/4, 4/3, and 4/4, rather than limiting them at 2/4 or 4/2.
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Granted, but each possible combination requires yet another 2×2 specialty tower, tons of money, and in order to get them ingame, four times the normal gold. Your town quickly becomes nothing but specialty buildings devoted to unlocking the legendary 4/4 supermonkey.
I wish for the ability to see bloons that are inside of other bloons.
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(Not going to take the wish since it is right after mine, but… how cool would it actually be to have a Tech TOTMG (4/4 supermonkey), especially if it was a vengeful one. I’d do anything for a chance to see a Tech TOTVMG.)
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> *Originally posted by **[159482673](/forums/3765/topics/465360?page=2#posts-8908285):***
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> Granted, but each possible combination requires yet another 2×2 specialty tower, tons of money, and in order to get them ingame, four times the normal gold. Your town quickly becomes nothing but specialty buildings devoted to unlocking the legendary 4/4 supermonkey.
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> I wish for the ability to see bloons that are inside of other bloons.Granted , but u see so much bloons inside a ZOMG that u acutally go blind from all this. I wish for a road spike that doesn’t ever dissapear and pops infinite bloons.
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