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A farmer asks name to clear out the infestation of giant insects on his farm. quest is worth
10 xp and 15 gold
Name accepts this quest and travels to the farm where he encouters a giant beetle
(HP:30/30 MP:0/0)
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Name reads the scroll…
Name learns Basic Fireball!
Scroll self-destructs!
Poof!
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Name makes a note to self to wash his face when he’s done here as his face is covered in characoal.
Name uses Basic Fireball. It used 1 MP.
Weakpoint Hit. Damage Doubled. Dealt 15 points of damage to Giant Beetle.
(HP: 15/30)
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Giant beetle used roll
hits Name for 3 HP (15/18)
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Giant Beetle Used: Uber sharp epic pinser of death!
Hits Name for 4 hp! Name’s arm is cut off! (11/18)
Name looses a turn while attaching his arm back to his shoulder.
beetles hp (15/30)
Name’s hp (11/18)
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Giant Beetle uses: Amazingly loud Beetle version of 911-call.
Mini Beetle Horde appears! (10/10 Health)
Name finishes reattaching the arm and throws a rock at the Giant Beetle for 5 damage.
Beetle’s HP: (10/30)
Name’s Hp:(11/18)
Mini Beetle Horde’s Hp: (10/10)
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Giant beetle uses : Burrow
Name uses ice storm for 0 dmg
Beetle’s HP (10/30)
Name’s Hp: (11/18)
Mini Beetle Horde’s Hp: (10/10)
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Name distracts the enemies with his fireball and attacks the beetle for 10 damage
Mini beetle horde flees
you gained 5 exp 8/16
Name returns to farmer and takes reward
farmer says the blacksmith needs help…
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Blacksmith:The king requires a new sword, but I’ll be damned, I lost my hammer! I was attacked by a pack of slimes as I was traveling through the forest. When I woke up, I hurried home before realizing they stole my hammer. I’ll tell you what: I have a bunch of swords I never got around to selling. If you help me out, I’ll give you a wooden sword and 20 gold pieces. Got that?
Quest Progress: Slimes killed (0/2)
Name travels to forest..
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Name levels up! (from the beetle quest)
Level 2
Exp: 12/20 (10 xp from quest + 5 xp from beetle)
Stats:
Max HP: 19
Max MP: 5
Str: 6
Int: 5
Dex: 5
Agi: 6
Vit: 6
Energy: 5
Defense: 1
Damage: 6-9
Name encounters an Ugly Slime (lv 2 (20/20))!
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Name uses Spam attack!
Miss!
Miss!
Hit! Ugly slime takes 4 damage!
Critical hit! Ugly slime takes 8 damage!
Name’s stick gets stuck in the slime…
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Name punches the slime with great force!
Critical hit! 13 damage to Ugly Slime! (-1/20)
Name is fatigued! Name needs to rest!
Received 3 xp! (15/20)
Name looted the slime and received…
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Effect: Covered In Slime (3 turns in battle. 50% chance to miss/fumble and hit yourself)
5 gold pieces.
Name is ambushed by…
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Name eats cheese.
Name gets poisoned, loses 1 hp. (18/19)
Name pukes.
Name picks up dead cheese and pockets it.
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Bossfight!
Name stumbles acrost a pong playing field
Name trips over the ball, making it go into a purely vertical motion, meaning that the game will never end.
The pong paddles start attacking Name.
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Name uses Basic Fireball (MP:3/5)
Pong Paddles are burnt! (-33% to damage)
It’s super-effective! (Pokémon reference, huh?)
A critical hit!
Weak point!
(lol)
Pong Paddles lost 30HP (30/60)
Pong Paddles uses “Survival”.
Name lost 3HP (15/19)
(-33% to damage, remember xP)
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Name uses: Matches x1
Pong Paddles lost 1 hp! (29/60)
Pong Paddles is lit on fire! (3 damage every turn)
Pong Paddles takes burn damage (26/60)
Pong Paddles uses: slap across the face
Name takes 3 damage (12/19)
Quest progress: 1/2 slimes killed
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Name charges Basic Fireball (screw the un-charged, fully charged version is a hella lot better).
Pong Paddles uses:Pongregate
Name takes 4 damage (8/19)
**Quest progress** : 1/2 slimes killed.
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Name throws his Spiked Stick at them. It is SUPAH EFFFFFFFFFFFFFFECTIIIIVEEE
It deals 29 points of damage.
Pong Paddles are defeated.
But wait,what about the ball?
New enemy:Ball HP:30/30
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Hp:1 Armor: 90000000000000000000000013333333337
You must find a way to break through its armor!
Name attacks the ping pong ball with his stick.
It rolled away and scored a goal.
“Where did it go?” said Name, as the ping pong ball came back from the other goal and smashes Name!
Name takes 3 damage (5/19)
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Name drinks Hp Potion he finds on the ground!+10 hp! (15/19)
Ball rolls towards Name and Name kicks it away,and it takes 0 damage!(1/1)
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Name picks up two Pong Paddles.
Name equips a Pong Paddle in his off-hand.
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^Ninja’d… :d
Name uses Pong Paddles!
Pong Ball is faster and faster and faster and… suddenly paddles went on fire!
Pong Paddles are burnt.
Pong Ball lost 0.9999999999999999999999999999HP (0.0000000000000000000000000001/1)
Name founds a Poké Ball.
It’s a Rhydon!
Name sents out Rhydon.
“Rhydon, use Horn Drill!”
Rhydon used Horn Drill!
It’s a one-hit knockout!
Ball lost ∞ damage (-∞/1)
Name earned 6 exp
Name levels up!
Level: 3
Exp:1/30
Max HP:20
Max MP:5
Str: 7
Int: 5
Dex: 5
Agi: 7
Vit: 7
Energy: 5
Defense: 1
Damage: 7-10
Name earned 3 exp (for Paddles… 4/30)
Name encounters Wizardry 8 Slime (HP:29/29, MP:2/2)
Spells:Acid (1 damage per turn)
Rhydon disappears!
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Wiz Slime uses Acid!
Name takes 1 Poison damage (19/20)
Name smacks Slime with Spiked Stick!
Wiz Slime took 6 damage! (23/29)
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