[Season 1](http://www.kongregate.com/forums/64-everybody-edits/topics/338052-ee-shorts-ep-11-ee-short-squad-vs-the-world-pt-2-7-7-13?page=1) [Season 2](http://www.kongregate.com/forums/64-everybody-edits/topics/350855-ee-shorts-season-two-finished-as-of-2-8-2014?page=1) _Special Thanks for Battleship for getting these two threads locked by V._ **Summary:** After a long hiatus of EE Shorts, Holy2334 (Yours Truly) has come back to put the series back on the air. It has been a long time, and Holy will have to gather up some of the gang, and might gather up new friends on his adventures of this new world EE. Remember, you must expect anything and everything to happen. **Characters** : **Holy:** Main Character ~~**Battleship:** A HUGE fan of the show.~~ **GirlforGod (GFG):** The Smart Female Character ~~**Panda:** The other more unpredictable female character.~~ ~~**Mich:** He gun be famus~~ **Hummerz:** Tech Expert. ** ~~Shiny~~ Icebomb:** Shiny with a new name. Has mystical unknown Ice Powers. **Mawk:** Mich’s really well known friend. Wanted to return in the shorts. **Gravity Fractal (GravFract):** The Bartender and Shop owner of some stores. **HighFives:** Friends of Holy, Mich and Mawk **Wizard:** An old enemy a long time ago, but now is a good guy. **???:** The Evil Leader who just can’t get by on a limited budget, so he sends goonies to get more money. **???:** The Shy Nerdy Guy who is part of the Evil Clan. **???:** Mich’s worse Nightmare :) **???:** The other major goon who leads the armies and helps the evil leader with other tasks. **MORE STUFF COMING SOON!!!!!!**

**TABLE OF EPISODES** Trailer: (See Below) [Episode 1: Ladies First!](http://www.kongregate.com/forums/64-everybody-edits/topics/512443-a-trailer-to-some-story?page=1#posts-9452396) [Episode 2: EE is For Everyone](http://www.kongregate.com/forums/64-everybody-edits/topics/512443-ee-shorts-reloaded-ep-2-ee-is-for-everyone-20-15?page=2#posts-9474485) [Episode 3: Icey Huh?](goo.gl/CVzyUt) [Episode 4: Not Another Crazy Night](goo.gl/xHZKHg) [Episode 5: A (Lame) Battle Between Fire and Ice](http://goo.gl/LCEidl) Episode 6: (Mid Season) Episode 7: Episode 8: Episode 9: Episode 10: Episode 11: Season Finale:

**TRAILER**  **Holy:** Finally, I got this place all set up enough for the next season. I just gotta wait for that one guy to show up…..  _Big noise in the distance…._  **Holy2334:** Hey Holy, sorry for being late…… Oh Sh- **Pt.2**  **Holy:** _(Comes in)_ Hello, creator guy. **Holy2334:** AHHHH! Where were you, and why is there a dead guy here?!?!? **Holy:** Oh, I was out trying to figure out what finishing touches I wanted to put on to this world. It looks like someone was waiting for me and died. **Holy2334:** So you don’t know who that is? **Holy:** …… Nope. _A few minutes later…_  **Holy:** RIP Unknown Smiley. I have no idea why you just go on my chair and die like that, but whatever it was it looks like you died peacefully. And Now I gotta burn the chair and get a new one because it has your rotted remains all over it and nobody wants to sit in it anymore. **Holy2334:** F **Holy:** Is that all you have to say? **Holy2334:** I just paid my respects. **Holy:** SO YOU JUST PRESS F!!! **Holy2334:** That’s how you do it in Call of Duty now a days. You need to get with the times man. F is the way to go now. **Holy:** So wait, why are you here anyways? **Holy2334:** Well, we were supposed to get started on season 3 for the show. **Holy:** What show? **Holy2334:** EE Shorts? **Holy:** Yea, what the hell man, you said you we were supposed to get started on making season 3 and it’s been like over a year, and I was thinking you pulled a Mr. Shoe’s Void on me. **Holy2334:** Well, I’m sorry. It’s just that there was some stuff that got in the way and a bunch of other stuff, and I promise I won’t ever act like them again. **Holy:** Good, because they aren’t here anymore. :D **Holy2334:** WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! _A loud horn noise is heard from a distance._  **Battleship:** Ahoy, did someone say EE Shorts? **Holy:** Yes Salvo, we are gonna start EE Shorts Season 3. **Holy2334:** No we aren’t. **Holy:** What do you mean? **Holy2334:** Well, it’s been a year since season 2, and we tried season 3 and the thread was long lost at sea and stuff, so we are just gonna make a reboot. **Battleship:** YAY OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG…. **Holy:** Calm down Salvo. **Battleship:** OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OM- _Battleship has been kicked from this world_ **Holy:** Now then, what do you want me to do now. **Holy2334:** Well, you gotta gather some old folks, some new folks, some random other folks I guess and we’ll start the reboot soon. I’ll make the banner and everything. **Holy:** Ok! I will get to it, oh and by the way, a lot has changed since you’ve been gone. So be prepared for me to correct you when you make a mistake. **Holy2334:** Yea Yea… **THE END OF THE TRAILER!**

So its been like how many months? It finally came out! Btw **FIRST!!!**

0/10 no daleks

Hold on lemme create my own episode. Its the origin of Slyfox2 (Battleship’s twin!)  

Oh so if I post you guys have to be quiet???

EE Shorts Season 3: It’s about time

helo… umm what is this forum about again?

> *Originally posted by **[theunknownman1](/forums/64/topics/512443?page=1#posts-9422715):*** > > helo… > umm what is this forum about again? Umm how can you read again?

Humpy bumpy dumpity bump!

> *Originally posted by **[jkdrip](/forums/64/topics/512443?page=1#posts-9418295):*** > > 0/10 no daleks -5/10 No Mr. Pringles

A [insert occupation of urs] who likes writing stories. Isn’t story-telling for the liberal-arts? hahahahahahah #throwback

Wow, so this story will continue? Btw: May I join? I sent a private message when the second season was ended, but I can send it another time (or do another thing, it passed an year xD)

OhmygodwhenisthefirstepisodegonnastarmaybeNEVER

> *Originally posted by **[Battleship203](/forums/64/topics/512443?page=1#posts-9451087):*** > > OhmygodwhenisthefirstepisodegonnastarmaybeNEVER \*start

> *Originally posted by **[panda25](/forums/64/topics/512443?page=1#posts-9451537):*** > > *Originally posted by **[Battleship203](/forums/64/topics/512443?page=1#posts-9451087):*** > > > > OhmygodwhenisthefirstepisodegonnastarmaybeNEVER > > ur sexy c: I know you are too ;)

# EESR EP. 1:Ladies First! [Music](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJzp-w8Zuak) _So, Holy went out on the search for people. He has spent days looking around to see who still existed on the game that was once abandoned. Meanwhile Holy2334 spends time figuring out the new stuff that has been put into the game for future scenes. Holy then asks who he should look for first. The response was anybody but, it was brought up that the show kinda needs ladies to embark on adventures (and we found battleship first). That was when Holy decided that he should look for GirlForGod first, since she’s the easiest to find who is sane enough to not blow up the world on Day 1. Which brings here in a more classical world where the temps are low and snow covers the ground._  **Holy:** Hi GFG **GFG:** Hi Holy, long time no see. How have you been today? **Holy:** Well I’ve been doing good. Making the set for the new EE Shorts. **GFG:** Holy….. I’ve been thinking. **Holy:** GREAT! We will start soon, I have a house built for you and everything. **GFG:** but holy… **Holy:** I wonder what guy we are gonna pair you up with this time. **GFG:** Holy…. **Holy:** Maybe you can have a relationship with another chick. I don’t know just coming up with idea. I would say Panda but she’s gonna be difficult to find. **GFG:** HOLY!!!!!!!!!!!! **Holy:** Yes? **GFG:** _(Pauses)_ Never mind. Can we just go to the bank first. I gotta get some money. **Holy:** Sure why not.  **Bank Teller:** Why hello. Welcome to the magical vault of monies and power. How may I help you today? **Holy:** Magical vault of? Hey this is a bank, it’s nothing special. **GFG:** Sighs, can I make a withdraw please? **Bank Teller:** Yes you may beautiful. How much would you like to withdraw? **GFG:** Thinking Why does he make every guy hit on me? Speaks out loud I’ll take 250 coins please. **Bank Robber:** HOLD UP THIS IS A ROBBERY! **Holy:** Crap. **GFG:** AHHHHHHHHHH! HOLY DO SOMETHING. **Holy:** He has the gun pointed at me.  **Bank Robber:** I WANT ALL OF YOUR MONEY RIGHT NOW! I’M NOT GONNA HURT ANY OF YOU IF YOU DO WHAT I SAY! **Holy:** Really? Because you sound like you want to hurt people. **Bank Robber:** DON’T MAKE ME SHOOT YOU, YOU LITTLE SNOT! **GFG:** Holy you gotta do something, I don’t wanna die. **Holy:** Hmmm let’s see here. Let’s just summon a random jungle object. **Bank Robber:** WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT! JUST SHUT UP AND GIVE ME THE (Thud) **Holy:** He’s disoriented and bleeding. COPS ARREST THIS MAN!  **Cops:** Don’t worry citizens. This man will be going to jail for a very long time. **Bank Robber:** Smirks Don’t worry, you haven’t seen the last of me. heh **Holy:** That’s what they all say, and then they get blown to oblivion. **Bank Robber:** Uh huh. Just be ready for the next time you see me Holy. And good luck with the show GFG. heheheheheheh. **GFG:** Holy, how did that guy know our names? **Holy:** He probably watches the show. No big deal though. He doesn’t seem like a threat.  **Holy:** ….. **Panda:** With tongue on pole Oh hai there Holy. **Holy:** Panda, what are you doing? **Panda:** Mich said that this pole tasted like candy cane. **Holy:** So you decided to try it? **Panda:** Ya, can you please help me? **GFG:** Wait, Mich is here? **Panda:** Well ya, he wanted Holy to bring him back in the show. Only if he finds him though. **Holy:** You gotta be kidding me. GFG get panda unstuck from the pole. She’ll be your room mate again. **GFG:** Sighs Ok. And Holy, thanks for going to the bank with me. I have no idea what would happen if you weren’t there. **Panda:** OK WELL SHUT UP AND HELP ME GET UNSTUCK FROM THIS POLE!!!!!!! **THE END** _Very Special Thanks to Occooa for this episode would’ve been lost forever since I accidentally replaced it with Episode 5 in the first place, but now it’s back!_

FIRST

> *Originally posted by **[panda25](/forums/64/topics/512443?page=1#posts-9452417):*** > > FIRST Actually I was first…> *Originally posted by **[Battleship203](/forums/64/topics/512443?page=1#posts-9418288):*** > > Btw **FIRST!!!**

> *Originally posted by **[Battleship203](/forums/64/topics/512443?page=1#posts-9452437):*** > > *Originally posted by **[panda25](/forums/64/topics/512443?page=1#posts-9452417):*** > > > > FIRST Actually I was first… > > *Originally posted by **[Battleship203](/forums/64/topics/512443?page=1#posts-9418288):*** > > > > Btw **FIRST!!!** I meant after the first episode

> *Originally posted by **[panda25](/forums/64/topics/512443?page=1#posts-9452459):*** > > *Originally posted by **[Battleship203](/forums/64/topics/512443?page=1#posts-9452437):*** > > > *Originally posted by **[panda25](/forums/64/topics/512443?page=1#posts-9452417):*** > > > > > > FIRST Actually I was first… > > > *Originally posted by **[Battleship203](/forums/64/topics/512443?page=1#posts-9418288):*** > > > > > > Btw **FIRST!!!** > I meant after the first episode Okay so that means I am second.

> *Originally posted by **[Battleship203](/forums/64/topics/512443?page=1#posts-9452471):*** > > *Originally posted by **[panda25](/forums/64/topics/512443?page=1#posts-9452459):*** > > > *Originally posted by **[Battleship203](/forums/64/topics/512443?page=1#posts-9452437):*** > > > > *Originally posted by **[panda25](/forums/64/topics/512443?page=1#posts-9452417):*** > > > > > > > > FIRST Actually I was first… > > > > *Originally posted by **[Battleship203](/forums/64/topics/512443?page=1#posts-9418288):*** > > > > > > > > Btw **FIRST!!!** > > I meant after the first episode Okay so that means I am second. First the worst, we all know how this grade 4 thing works.

And I am 4th… duh. Btw let’s not start another piramid quote.

> *Originally posted by **[LuigiLuma](/forums/64/topics/512443?page=1#posts-9453486):*** > > *Originally posted by **[Battleship203](/forums/64/topics/512443?page=1#posts-9452471):*** > > > *Originally posted by **[panda25](/forums/64/topics/512443?page=1#posts-9452459):*** > > > > *Originally posted by **[Battleship203](/forums/64/topics/512443?page=1#posts-9452437):*** > > > > > *Originally posted by **[panda25](/forums/64/topics/512443?page=1#posts-9452417):*** > > > > > > > > > > FIRST Actually I was first… > > > > > *Originally posted by **[Battleship203](/forums/64/topics/512443?page=1#posts-9418288):*** > > > > > > > > > > Btw **FIRST!!!** > > > I meant after the first episode Okay so that means I am second. > > First the worst, we all know how this grade 4 thing works. Yes, fourth grade is rough. If you don’t figure out that first is last and last is first, well, that’s just hell to be in.