**CANCELED!** Little announcement :  alexmeticBackup : Before starting the story, i have a little announcement, i lost my old account... but i will grow my backup account and i will make stories with this account for now, now let's begin the story on that spooky house... **Episode 1 : Grilyon2 was here**  Alexmeticbackup : Visiting my grandfather's house while he's dead looks spooky... But... _________________________________  Alexmeticbackup : That big trunk blocks my way... Wait,What the f''k are you doing there Grily. Grilyon2 : Just standing. Alexmeticbackup : Ok, stay there while i find a way to get to you! Wait a minute... How did you get there?? Grilyon2 : Stand down at that broken bridge, and at the right you see a rope, Jump to the right and when you got there climb on it and you will get here! Alexmeticbackup : Thanks for the information buddy. Grilyon2 : Np. ___________________________________  Alexmeticbackup : You can do it Alex, You can do it... ______________________________________________  **Jump** _____________________________  Alexmeticbackup : Oh my f''king god, that was close! ________________________________________  Alexmeticbackup : Ok, i am here Grily... _________________________________________________  Alexmeticbackup : Where the hell did that f"ggot go? At least i can push this trunk.  Alexmeticbackup : Now the trunk is replaced as a bridge in case of going back home! but...  Alexmeticbackup : [F''k this shit i'm out](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FjWe31S_0g) **The end** Alexmeticbackup : What the f''k i still have to do this serie! **Oh**

bring me

Pointless Button Don't Press [O](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8jWi6ipSew)

Announcement : I found out the ID is wrong. The Correct ID is this one : PWmGEGxsmAcEI.

**CANCELED!** **Episode 2 : Back to the house**  Alexmeticbackup : Ok, ok, fans.. It's like SEASON 2 got less views, then The factory game got popular and got 9k views. Wow, because all of you like metal? Now we have to continue this series and finish it once again. ________________________________________________________________________________  Alexmeticbackup : Ok, ok... What the f##k is that cyan box doing. Cyan magical misterious box : YAYAYAYAYAYAY I'm in the story. Alexmeticbackup : You know you're just a edited paint. Cyan magical misterious box : GN4ERUIHGIEUGHREIYGREUIGYEWUIEWYJKFDSGHJFDKSGFDHS- Alexmeticbackup : Get lost. you're not even in my image. Cyan magical misterious box : FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF- Alexmeticbackup : Alright, i'm f##king out of here.

Announcement : Sorry if episode 2 was short but i had less time making it.

Announcement : My friend Thesurvi is dead so RIP :,( So he will never continue finishing the house game...

how do you mean ded? are they ded irl?

> *Originally posted by **[Mew0t](/forums/64/topics/896261?page=1#11588319)**:* > how do you mean ded? > are they ded irl? No, He's a dead account

**CANCELED!** **Disclaimer**:  Alexmeticbackup : I decided to show up the bad words just for fun, If you are sensitive to bad words you should not read this episode. **Episode 3** : Outside and inside  Alexmeticbackup : Oh shit, This very tough wind is in my way! I have to call MasterOfDildos, he can help me! **5 MINUTES LATER** ________________  *rings phone* MasterOfDildos : So much reported peop- Fuck, the 634684732523rd client to call me... Hello, it's me, MasterOfDildos, Tell me quickly what you want i'm busy. Alexmeticbackup : A strong wind is over me. MasterOfDildos : Ok, I will activate the anti-wind hack. Alexmeticbackup : Ty. MasterOfDildos : Oh wait It's you alex... BUT DON'T CALL ME OVER AND OVER WHILE I AM WORKING IN EVERYBODY EDITS HEADQUARTERS!! ________________________________________________  *After MasterOfDildos Smashes the phone hardly* Jersa (The job boss) : Why the fuck are you screaming during job?! MasterOfDildos : A client is annoying me in phone! Jersa : Ok, SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET YOUR ASS TO WORK! MasterOfDildos : Fine. ***Thinks*** Atleast i will not hear Alexmetic's voice for the rest of my life... __________________________________________________  Alexmeticbackup : Yay, MasterOfDildos Removed The Wind. ___________________________________________________  Sign : **Don't go trought the one-way blocks or you will be stuck forever!** Alexmeticbackup : I don't trust you Mr. sign, and nobody will. Sign : **You got warned, sir...** Alexmeticbackup : Bla bla, i muted you. Sign : **Shit.** _____________________________________________________  Alexmeticbackup : Oh shit oh shit oh shit i am trapped i had to trust that sign ;-; Sign : **This is what you got by not trusting me, bitch.** **TO BE CONTINUED**

gimme me ep 3!

**Disclaimer**:  Alexmeticbackup : I decided to show up the bad words just for fun, If you are sensitive to bad words you should not read this short. Alexmeticbackup : Hi, I decided to make shorts! Because i am so lazy to do episode 4 right now. Just a relaxing "**Swear**" short will do my day. **Short** :**The Bully Of Noobs**  Alexmeticbackup (The bully): Noice house. Mlgnoscoper555 (The noob) : thanks :) Alexmeticbackup : Just kidding, your house is trash that i will report you for cancer house. Mlgnoscoper555 : no plss. Alexmeticbackup : Yes plss. Mlgnoscoper555 : no Alexmeticbackup : Yes, You have a brain of a dick. _______________________________  Mlgnoscoper555 : you hurt my feelings :( Alexmeticbackup : Ok bye newbitch. ____________________________  Alexmeticbackup : Ok, what to do with his house? Oh I got! __________________________________  Alexmeticbackup : That's better, that Brainless dick sexy MLG loser bitch deserved that. _____________________________________________________________  Alexmeticbackup : Now i know why bullying newbitches is bad... **Actors** The Bully : [alexmeticBackup](http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/alexmeticBackup) The Noob : [andy77799](http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/andy77799)

**Disclaimer**:  Alexmeticbackup : I decided to show up the bad words just for fun, If you are sensitive to bad words you should not read this short. **Short : Gang Attack #1**  Alexmeticbackup : What a nice driving trip, We've also hired someone to protect us! Guard commando : Sup. Andy77799 : I am bored, i will play on my ph- ______________________________________________  Thug Max : Stop right there faggots! Guard commando : Oh shit, criminals to rape. Thug Max : Fuck off. My pals, ATTACK!! __________________________________________  Alexmeticbackup : ;-; Andy77799 : Don't stand there and do nothing! Kill them! Alexmeticbackup : Good idea! __________________________________________  Andy77799 : DIE! ______________________________________________  Guard Commando : Uh guys, The car is almost exploding. Alexmeticbackup : I don't care. *BOOM* _____________________________________________________  Alexmeticbackup : My new van... Andy77799 : My phone! Alexmeticbackup : Oh shit, a bullet! __________________________________________  Alexmeticbackup : Dodged! Andy77799 : Gotta kill this kid. __________________________________________________  Andy77799 : We've killed your henchmen, Max. Thug Max : Fuck, you pussies. I will throw my anti-gangster emergency grenade! Andy77799 : Oh no we're gonna die ;-; Alexmeticbackup : Count in me. Andy77799 : ? ___________________________________________________  Andy77799 : Oh. Thug Max : No!! Andy77799 : Oh, forgot the grenade... ____________________________________________________  Thug Max : Don't move or i shoot you. Alexmeticbackup : Andy! Noo! ______________________________________________________  Andy77799 : Ssss, I'm half dead... Alexmeticbackup : Ok. I surrender... jk *equips a knife and throws the gun away* __________________________________________________________  Thug Max : want an 1v1 huh? Only one can end this! _________________________________________________________  Thug Max : NOOOOOO! ___________________________________________________________  *RIP* _________________________________________________________  Alexmeticbackup : GG. **Actors**:  Alexmeticbackup : [alexmeticBackup](http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/alexmeticBackup) Thug Max : [alexmeticBackup](http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/alexmeticBackup) Andy77799 : [andy77799](http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/andy77799) Max's 3 Henchmen : andy77799's alts > Blizzard45, Freshman888, Nbotbomb And Shinex23 (Shinex23 Wasn't in the story). Guard Commando : [Tinu2048](http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/Tinu2048) **THANKS TO ANDY77799 FOR COMING UP WITH THIS IDEA!**

aw man in the first episode he said faggot this is super edgy

> *Originally posted by **[LuigiLuma](/forums/64/topics/896261?page=1#11640048)**:* > aw man in the first episode he said faggot this is super edgy Yeah, that moment i still had low grammar and bad usage of swears.

Announcement : In Chain Link Chamber I caught Showpath having a red name 

> *Originally posted by **[alexmeticBackup](/forums/64/topics/896261?page=1#11641031)**:* > > *Originally posted by **[LuigiLuma](/forums/64/topics/896261?page=1#11640048)**:* > > aw man in the first episode he said faggot this is super edgy > > Yeah, that moment i still had low grammar and bad usage of swears. Ha ha, it's funny because it has SwEaR wOrDs!!1!1 

Announcement : Now, I Finished The Hallowe'en 2017 Campaign, it took me 2 days to finish it, In Purple Depths (The Third Tier Of That Campaign) was hard for me until QUITIN (The most hated kid on Kongregate) Helped me on that, i just needed to use wasd, And i got the smiley i've always wished, **The Eyeball**.

**Short : SHOWPATH is evil this tonight** (I hope SHOWPATH doesn't see this) ____________________________________  Filip : What a nice evening, i am going to poop on 50 dogs, sleep for 69 hours and eat garbage. ________________________________________  SHOWPATH : Stop right there, fag. Filip : Who are you? SHOWPATH : I am SHOWPATH the mr. admin faggot, and i will ban you for offensive uncensored words. Filip : Poop, Sleep, Garbage, WTF these aren't swears. SHOWPATH : Alright kid, i will ban you for 69 centuries and you said the *What the fuck* Thingy. Filip : But you said that! SHOWPATH : Nevermind i will ban you motherfucker. Filip : [NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO](https://youtu.be/WWaLxFIVX1s) *banned* _________________________________________  SHOWPATH : HAHAHAHAH, Get this! ____________________________________________  *15 minutes later* Bibis : Are you ready for a chaotic walk? Bibis's Minions : YES! Alexmeticbackup : I feel **SOMEONE** is near us. Bibis : Don't worry, scaredy cat. Alexmeticbackup : Fuck... ________________________________________________________  *When bibis walked forward, SHOWPATH appeared* SHOWPATH : I am going to trasform your minions and your faggot friend Alexmeticbackup into clones of mine!  Bibis: What the fuck... SHOWPATH : Catch him, My new friends! All the Infected people : Yes... Master... Bibis : ARGHHH!! **THE END** **ACTORS :** SHOWPATH : [alexmeticBackup](http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/alexmeticBackup) Filip : Filip2005 Bibis : [andy77799](http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/andy77799) Bibis's Minions : [andy77799](http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/andy77799)'s alts (except one) Alexmeticbackup : [andy77799](http://www.kongregate.com/accounts/andy77799)'s alt Shinex23

**Short : Random Internet Questions Of Filip** (No images! They're useless for this) (**RARE**) Alexmeticbackup : Filip asked me so many questions (like 7), I had to answer them all to get the rank "Smart" in his crew. Filip : The Question challenge will satrt (start... facepalm) in 1 hour! I am going to tell you 7 questions that you gonna answer! *Says the questions* Alexmeticbackup : OK! These are internet questions. *searches on internet* ____________________________ *1 hour later* Filip : **How many guns are there in the world?** Alexmeticbackup : About 4.5 million of the 8 million guns. Filip : Smart... Aren't you cheating? Alexmeticbackup : No. Filip : Ok. ___________________________________________ Filip : **Is ceviche raw fish?** Alexmeticbackup : it's not exactly raw. Filip : Uhh. ___________________________________ Filip : **When was the first motion picture with sound?** Alexmeticbackup : Vitaphone, as this system was now called, was publicly introduced on August 6, 1926. Filip : Smart... Aren't you cheating? Alexmeticbackup : No. Filip : Ok. ________________________________ Filip : **Where was the first newspaper published in the world?** Alexmeticbackup : Acta Diurna' was the first newspaper published in Rome, around 59 BC. In 1605, the first printed weekly newspaper to be published in Antwerp was called Relation. Filip : Smart... Aren't you cheating? Alexmeticbackup : No. Filip : Ok. _______________________________________ Filip : **Can you freeze shredded cheddar cheese?** Alexmeticbackup : Yes. Filip : Well, that was obvious. __________________________________________ Filip : **How long does it take for nails to grow?** My nails are small ;-; Alexmeticbackup : In humans, nails grow at an average rate of 3 mm. Filip : Smart... Aren't you cheating? Alexmeticbackup : No. Filip : Ok. _______________________________________________________ Filip : Last question! Alexmeticbackup : Yay! Filip : **Who invented the first pay phone?** Alexmeticbackup : Umm... the first telephone was installed by inventor William Gray. Filip : Damn you answered them all! Alexmeticbackup : Yes. Filip : You're truly smart! *Alexmeticbackup > Andy77799 : Lol i searched for informations* *Andy77799 > Alexmeticbackup : Good cheating xD* **THE END**