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Announcement : I decided to cancel THE HOUSE GAME series because I'M TOO FRICKING LAZY TO MAKE MORE + It's a dead series (i mean people don't care about this garbage).
**IMPROVEMENTS**:
1. Title Changed to alexmeticBackup studios.
2. THE HOUSE GAME Series is **CANCELED!**
3. Removing pointless announcements.
4. Making shorts, series more after.
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**SERIES Noob VS Pro : The rivalry begins**
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Henry the Contest Host : Hi and welcome to your new rivalry show, these 2 guys that have a different behavior are joining our new contest!. The guy on the left is the dumbest, newbie, possibly a kid with no life... The noob.
Spectators : Booo boooooo.
Henry the Contest Host : And the right there is the Smartest, 1st In the leaderboard of the smart people... THE PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Spectators : YAYAYAYAYYAYYA.
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Henry the Contest Host : For the first challenge, they must build an hideout because the challenges are in the wild! For the NICEST hideout the winner of this challenge wins 1 point! + vote fairly!!! The challenge is getting red hot, NOW BEGIN!!!!!!!
Spectator : WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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*1 hour later*

Henry the Contest Host : Time finished! Let's see the builds! WOOW!! Nice shelter, buddy! Now let's see the noob's one!
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Henry the Contest Host : What an ugly house. So now let's see the votes
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*3 minutes later*
Henry the Contest Host : Back! Now we have the results!
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**Noob's Votes** : 2 (Minecraftking1234,nooblifelong)
**Pro's Votes** : 10 (Henrythecontesthost, Alexmeticbackup, Dechdude, Noobbuster, Cristiantentu, Whirl, Andy77799, Jersa, Quitin, MLGquickscoper555)
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Henry the Contest Host : So THE PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WINSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Pro : Yay.
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Noob : 0 points.
Pro : 1 point.
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Henry the Contest Host : Remain with us to see how much the noob gets hated! Bye fags!!
**ACTORS** :
The Noob : Alexmeticbackup (Why me tho ;-;)
The Pro : Denisa20156alt
Henry the Contest Host : Alexmeticbackup (I am the host too, yay)
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things left to do:
* parkour (with hooks)
* creating a boss to code
* art
* copy smiley
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**SERIES Noob VS Pro : Parkour to the apple!**

Henry the Contest Host : Hi guys and welcome back to our rivalry channel. here's the new challenge you was waiting for! The challenge is : Parkour to the apple!
Henry the Contest Host : Let me explain this : there's a parkour where your objective is to get the apple that is on the top! Let the big challenge begin!
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Henry the Contest Host : Ok, down there are some spikes, if you fall on them you will, you know, **Die**. The challenge is getting red hot, NOW BEGIN!!!!!!!
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**IMAGES OF EVERY MOVE** :






N VS P SYSTEM : *Noob fell cuz he failed on the first hook!*




N VS P SYSTEM : *Pro got the apple! Pro wins!
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Noob : 0 Points.
Pro : 2 Points.
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Henry the Contest Host : As you probably worried about the noob that died in the challenge! he's right here! (used the power of revive!)
Henry the Contest Host : So well done pro, you are the best.
Pro : Thanks.
Henry the Contest Host : Remain with us to see how much the noob gets hated! Bye fags!!
**ACTORS** :
The Noob : Alexmeticbackup (Why me tho ;-;)
The Pro : Denisa20156alt
Henry the Contest Host : Alexmeticbackup (I am the host too, yay)
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WARNING :
This Episode contains inappropiate words, don't tell the mods to delete it.
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**SERIES Noob VS Pro : Mission Stop The Assault**

Henry The Contest Host : Hi guys and welcome back to our rivalry channel, today we have a new challeng...
*phone rings*
Henry the Contest Host : Uhh?
*Phone request by Number 123 019 304*
*Henry accepts*
Henry The Contest Host : Sorry, Man, i'm in front on a new challenge
Anonymous caller : Hi Henry, we'll assault you later...
Henry The Contest Host : "We'll?"
Anonymous caller : We are a gang who raids every base!
Henry The Contest Host : Ok bye.
*Call closed*
Henry The Contest Host : AWW SHET AWWWWWWW SHET, Ok this is the challenge... MISSION STOP THE ASSAULT!
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Henry The Contest Host : This is a COLLABORATION challenge, the contestants will TEAM UP and make a base to make the assault futile! The challenge is getting red hot, NOW BEGIN!!!!!!!
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Henry the Contest Host : Dang This base is ugly, but i don't care how it is, I CARE HOW MUCH RESISTANCE IT HAS!
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XxxDeadlyb0nesxxX : MWHAHAHAH, It's me, The guy Who made the **CREW DESTROYER**!
Henry the Contest Host : OMG WE'RE DOOMED, Host Teleport!!
XxxDeadlyb0nesxxX : MWHAHAHAH!!
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Henry The Contest Host : We lost our homes... OK OK OK, This is the end of the Series, please smash that like button and subscribe to my rivalry channel
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Henry The Contest Host : Now goodbye!!!!!
**THE END**
**ACTORS** :
The Noob : Alexmeticbackup (Why me tho ;-;)
The Pro : Denisa20156alt
Henry the Contest Host : Alexmeticbackup (I am the host too, yay)
XxxDeadlyb0nesxxX : AlexmeticBotmode (One of my alts...)
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Announcement: This forum is definitely dead, no more people reading it, It gets to under recent forums and imaged stories, shorts and Without image stories ("Without image stories" are rare).
Wait.. did i just necropost??
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This post requires Administrator review before it can be successfully posted. Thank you for your patience and understanding!
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> *Originally posted by **[Henry](/forums/64/topics/896261?page=3#12390535)**:*
> The challenge is getting red hot, NOW BEGIN!!!!!!!
A grand slam and then some!
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**Series** Kidnapped : The kidnap begins.
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Alexmeticbackup : *opens eyes slowly* AWw... wtf, where am i???????
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XxxDeadlyb0nesxxX : Remember me? Alexmeticbackup?
Alexmeticbackup : No, and how do you even know my name?
XxxDeadlyb0nesxxX : I am the guy who made the **CREW DESTROYER**!
Alexmeticbackup : Who cares?
XxxDeadlyb0nesxxX : If you won't stop, i will tape your mouth.
Alexmeticbackup : Why?
XxxDeadlybonesxxX : Enough! *Tapes Alexmeticbackup mouth*
Alexmeticbackup : wtf... *taped*
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*2 hours later*

Uku1928 : POLICE OFFICER!! I can't find Alex!
Police officer : Who is alex?
Uku1928 : My friend!
Police officer : You guys live together?
Uku1928 : No.
Police officer : Well, *Takes victim tracker, writes Alexmeticbackup*
Uku1928 : That will track the position of Alexmeticbackup?
Police officer : Yea.
Uku1928 : Oh wow.
Tracker : Victim Alexmeticbackup is located in XxxDeadlyb0nesxxX's House.
Uku1928 : NO, not there!!
Police officer : We're sorry sir, but that house is way too dangerous.
Uku1928 : OMG, Police is useless anyways.
Police officer : But we can send the SWAT to go there?
Uku1928 : Of course, You piece of SHIIIT!
Police officer : Ok?
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Police officer : Alright, SWAT team! Some random EE citizen had a kidnap problem.
SWAT guy 1 : What is the destination.
Police officer : XxxDeadlyb0nesxxX 's house!
The whole SWAT team : NOO, NOT THERE, YOU MIGHT BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!! *THEY RUN AWAY, WAIT, WHY AM I TYPING CAPS??*
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Police officer : Sorry, Mr Uku1928. The SWAT guys are pussies. Hope your friend dies.
Uku1928 : Jerks.
Police officer : What do you mean "**jerks**"?
Uku1928 : your. people. are. JERKS!! GO AWAY FROM ME PUSSY!
Police officer : Ok? *Walks away*
Uku1928 : Looks that i have to do everything myself, but with the old guy...
**TO BE CONTINUED**
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Umm If u can, make jokes with sense,not just random swears...or maybe find some correct swears.Anyways you're doin' well!
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> *Originally posted by **[andy77799](/forums/64/topics/896261?page=3#12450727)**:*
> Umm If u can, make jokes with sense,not just random swears...or maybe find some correct swears.Anyways you're doin' well!
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Well, i am kinda new on making
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**Shortest short** : The unknown user

9 yrs old kongregate kid with no grammar that believes in scary stuff : Wot te hel is tis gay end way hi is anknon iser. end way hi wes never least sean? end haw hi appered in mai fiend lest. (This is not my grammar **BTW**)
Auto-correction : Who the hell is this guy and why he is unknown user. and why he was never last seen? and how he appeared in my friends list?
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I know that kid.His name is Davidosul.
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> *Originally posted by **[andy77799](/forums/64/topics/896261?page=3#12499902)**:*
> I know that kid.His name is Davidosul.
Don't say that or you will upset him (are you guys even friends?)
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**SERIES Kidnapped : The Alexmetic's rescue couple**
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XxxDeadlyb0nesxxX : Wakey wakey...
Alexmeticbackup : *wakes up* (There was supposed to be a Mmmmm)
XxxDeadlyb0nesxxX : What's up moron. *Untapes*
Alexmeticbackup : I do bad, you fucking red nose bitch.
XxxDeadlyb0nesxxX : Shut the fuck up, i will tape your ass mouth if you don't shut your mouth up.
Alexmeticbackup : No, fuck you.
XxxDeadlyb0nesxxX : *tapes*
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Old Alexmeticbackup : Alright! I've done half of the grassworld portal, i have one more half!
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Uku1928 : Hey there old dumbass.
Old Alexmeticbackup : Hi there fag.
Uku1928 : Man, your original self is kidnapped!
Old Alexmeticbackup : You mean Alexmeticbackup?
Uku1928 : Yes, dumbass.
Old Alexmeticbackup : Holy shit i can't believe that!!
Uku1928 : We can rescue him together!
Old Alexmeticbackup : Sorry, but i'm busy...
Uku1928 : Why?
Old Alexmeticbackup : I need to finish the portal!
Uku1928 : Ok... After the portal is done we will start the rescue...
**THE CONTINUED**
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My assmouth is thoroughly taped by this statement.
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When did this thread start to get so heinous?
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> *Originally posted by **[YEEEE](/forums/64/topics/896261?page=3#12618396)**:*
> When did this thread start to get so heinous?
When i uncensored the bad words
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**WARNING**
This story is full of cursing and may melt your heart, Also Mod/Admin offending is in Chapter 2, read this at your own risk.
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**MITHS ANDE LEGENDS : XxxDeadlyb0nesxxX**
Oh hi guys today i will tell you the story of some bitch who was better before so let's get started.
**CHAPTER 1 : The beggining**
One beautiful day where there weren't retarded children, there was a Benjaminsen with no $ and he decided to build his own game with his 30$ super slow box computer.
Once he called a friend to test his game, he created an account named Gordon and he instantly became admin,
Here is a chat :
Gordon : Bitch the login works perfectly
Benjaminsen : Yes i know idiot
**CHAPTER 2 : The evilness curse**
When Gordon finished testing EE it got so many players, Benjaminsen made a company with 6 peep: Him, Penisrose, Gayshoe, Fucklamb, Gordon and Penisboi123
After Gordon left EE and shut down his computer.
Then he went to sleep cuz it's 3 AM.
He got in a nightmare and then he woke up.
Suddendly some weird black boi appeared and stalked him.
Here is chat my bois :
Shadow : Oh hi moron
Gordon : What the fuck
Shadow : Sleep or you will become my third penis ball
Gordon : Ok then.
Shadow : Hehe... he will be my first fucking victim for my 'evilness' curse, he will actually be my third penis ball...
**CHAPTER 3 : Gordon's last seconds in the company**
When Gordon woke up he saw his skin color changed to white, his hair became a red afro, his nose growed to a red penis ball and his lips became red he reacted like this.
Gordon : Holy jesus christ what happened to my body why do i feel like i support cannibalism, better go to work or Benjaminsen will fuck me out of the company
Gordon started changing behavior slowly while walking to the company, but the whole company laughed of him:
Gordon : Hi weirdos!!
Fucklamb : Lol haha what the fuck is this alien doing here HAHAHAHA
Penisrose : HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHA this white moron!!!
Penisboi123 : LLLOLOLOLOOLOLLOLOLOOLOLLOOLLOOLOLOLOL YOU'RE THE WEIRDO!! BITCH!!
Benjaminsen : HAHAHAHAHAHHAH friend good idea i will copy your head and turn it into a smiley HAHHAHAH greeting you got a promotion motherfucker!!
Gayshoe : HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
Gordon felt like he was bullied, so he permanently left the company...
**CHAPTER 4 : Gordon's change**
Gordon, after 3 years, got into shadow's location and telled it :
Gordon : What did you do to me, bitch
Shadow : Oh well i cursed you idiot
Gordon : I came here to join your side and destroy the shit EE company.
Shadow : That's what i want from you! Joining me!
Gordon : Give me gems in-game
Shadow : Ok, but for what?
Gordon : To do major changes to my account ,dumbass.
Shadow : Ok Then...
**CHAPTER 5 : The virtual apocalypse started**
Gordon changed his username into XxxDeadlyb0nesxxX, and he decided to create a virus program that destroys crews. Remember **THE CREW DESTROYER**? That's the virus program i am talking about. He tricked a lot of EE crew owners to download it. The Shadow idiot was proud of him, Gordon brings many EE players to depression and sadness.
So this is the end of the Xxxdeadlyb0nesxxX explanation, goodbye bois.
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ANNOUNCEMENT:
Wow, i didn't post a single post on this dead forum since 11 June (2018).
I was lazy to make KIDNAPPED part 3, then i will tell u the story (WARNING : Swear words!)
My clone and Uku got in the Xxxdeadlyb0nesxxX's house, it was a large fucking house, they got in and found blood everywhere, Small demons and Deadly's henchmen. Uku and the clone luckily got their knives and fought the dumbasses. Then they got in the room where i was kidnapped, but Deadly appears and tried to stop us. Benjaminsen's soul came out from the ceiling and banned Deadly forever! I got untied and got brought back home. Wow, this story is sh't.
(BTW Sry for some missing images, The tool updated and some screenshots became unavaiable)
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> *Originally posted by **[alexmeticBackup](/forums/64/topics/896261?page=3#12851140)**:*
> ANNOUNCEMENT:
> Wow, i didn't post a single post on this dead forum since 11 June (2018).
> I was lazy to make KIDNAPPED part 3, then i will tell u the story (WARNING : Swear words!)
> My clone and Uku got in the Xxxdeadlyb0nesxxX's house, it was a large fucking house, they got in and found blood everywhere, Small demons and Deadly's henchmen. Uku and the clone luckily got their knives and fought the dumbasses. Then they got in the room where i was kidnapped, but Deadly appears and tried to stop us. Benjaminsen's soul came out from the ceiling and banned Deadly forever! I got untied and got brought back home. Wow, this story is sh't.
> (BTW Sry for some missing images, The tool updated and some screenshots became unavaiable)
Protip: I damn well hope you're using the Snipping Tool for these screenshots. It's free on Windows and you can probably download it quickly on any other OS. It only takes about 3 seconds to take a 'shot, and you can save it on your drive.
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R.I.P. AlexmeticBackup Studios.Pls get back on the track.
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Hello lads, it's been a goddam year and a few months since this "studio" was touched.
I necro'ed this unserious forum to actually wish everybody an happy new year. It's 1st January 2020 in my country :DD
(I'm prepared for the pain-in-the-ass moments this year has to offer...)
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