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the rules are simple the user above you will try killing a stapler :( you have to save it and then try to kill it again
this is happening in the MAD2 universe meaning that you can:change enviroment gravity wind you can spawn in all items on the game and perhaps custom items????
you cant:powers,drag,doll,cut,launch,swing,stab
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**note that the stapler is very very very fragile**
player 1:i throw the stapler in a lava pit
player 2:i jump in the lava pit carate chop the stapler out a
i shoot the stapler
player3:i use the "BAN HAMMER" to destroy the bullets
i throw the stapler in a pit with hungry stapler eating ragdogs
and so on
this game is based on:destroy the watermelon
i will start:i kick the stapler really hard
here is a list of all the things that have been done to the stapler that actually damaged
stapler number 2
deep fryed N1RU -------------------------------- attack
almost had a heart attack (oxygen) UltraRecon_King-------------------------------- attack
hit (because of gravity black hole that is sealed) Extremegamer007---------------------------------- cruel defense
list here are all the ways the staplers died
mysteriously die helikopterek
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i link the stapler to a container shield and activate it (there is no rule of having mad2 items)
i deactivate the container shield with the stapler above a pit of anything harmful
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i "rope" the stapler above then i pull him up with the rope
i take a trout and smack it
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I spawn a new stapler.
I grab a rifle (mad2 item that is called rifle modeled after m1 garand) and shoot the stapler.
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i do nothing and stapler is dead
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i take an axe and kill you so you will be ded thus not doing nothing
i put 1 saber drone next to the stapler
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Link saber drone to stapler
I shoot it with the *split beam*
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i grab a 500% large plasma shield, thus destroying the projectiles
since the rifle somehow didn't kill the stapler, i get moar gun. MINIgun.
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I cut the minigun in half.
I throw the stapler into a black hole.
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Hawking radiation destroys the black hole before the stapler hits the event horizon
I make an elaborate rube goldberg contraption to drop the stapler into a deep frier
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I grab the stapler with my heat resistant hands
I throw the stapler into a volcano
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I use a water bucket on the lava
I use a catapult to launch the stapler into the sun
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I trick the sun into closing itself by telling to to press alt+f4.
The stapler is now barreling endlessly in space. I don't even need to do anything; it's just a matter of time before the stapler runs out of oxygen.
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i change the enviroment to giga lab
i turn off the floor
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I get a sealed black hole next to it and lift it
I put the stapler in the void
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/tp @e[type=stapler] N1RU
I pick up the stapler and then /clear @a
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/kill N1RU and i place it next to a constant active redstone block
I get buffdoll from destroy the buffdoll and get him to punch the stapler flat.
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Buffdoll punches himself instead of the stapler.
Since the redstone block has been knocked loose by the impact from you flying into it in destroy the buffdoll, I can respawn.
/execute @e[type=stapler] summon minecraft:tnt ~ ~ ~
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i defuse the tnt
I throw frantic 3's bullet hell towards the stapler
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I use myself as a shield, blocking everything.
My fat ass crushes the stapler after I die.
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I re-fuse the TNT, blasting Extremegamer007's bullets away from you, so you don't die.
I plant the C4 on bombsite A, right next to the stapler.
*The bomb has been planted*
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I defuse the bomb
I crush the stapler with a watermelon from destroy the watermelon
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DOGDED
i take a fat man (fallout 4) and fire at the stapler 8 times
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