That's right, the time has come! So what this post is going to do is take every weapon in Normal and EVIL and rank them from most lethal to least impactful bear in mind the weapons STATED amount of damage is not a factor here the weapons will be judged by The damage they can cause how deadly they are how impactful they are ALSO we will consider them to be how they are portrayed in the Character art..if not shown then we'll go with a realistic modern day size Also for sake of sanity the Kokiri blade-Magitech blade-and spooky sword will be classed as the same weapon So with that in mind lets kick off with...THE worst weapon to use in real life if being attacked by a 747 #28 A Giant sticky foot WHAT? a stick isn't the worst weapon?...yup, y'see a stick has mass and weight and if you hit someone on the head with it..it COULD hurt them, however this weapon has no regidity it's also flails arond and all will happen is the person will be slapped... #27 Chocolate crowbar Worse than a stick?...the key word here is Chocolate...you ever held chocolate in your hands for more that 2.7 seconds..it melts..worse still it's going to snap/break..and then what? a stick you coud hit someone with again and again 26 - Paper fan BARELY above a stick this one beats Chocolate crowbar due to being able to keep using it..and if we assume its's the classic japanese one with wood AND paper..it''ll hurt more than the two above 25 - a Stick Here we go the first weapon players remember..it's a stick..it's made of wood..it's basically gonna be used to inflict blunt trauma...but it's stronger than chocolate and heavier that paper...so here it lies 24- The Pen- 15 Alright finally our first "pointed" object...while now exactly a "weapon" people would use..you could jab that at someone and potentially draw blod also it's light and can be used multiple times for attacking 23- the Wee-Pin shaper than the Pen but a lot smaller..the point is more deadly on this and could acutally pierce skin 22- the MALF slammer oh boy...the ONLY thing that makes this deadlier than the Wee-pin is the fact that it could be used at range..and with enough force seriously cut sombody otherwise this would be lower than the Pen 21- Gift shop replica buster sword Surprised?...look at the character picture..this thing is probably the size of a tea-spoon..IF its a got a point it's gonna be more deadlier than a small pin BUT..if it's a rubber keyring..it's gonna be the new worst weapon (it's going to start getting trickier from this point) 20- The fists of flubber OOF this is tricky...but if we assume these are guantlets with some kind of "hard gel" covering them..you could use these pretty easliy..also if they are weighted that also adds to the impact ...this is tricky due to not knowing what they are made of...for now it goes here 19- Wanderers cane Solid bamboo has ok range and weight also easy to swing around..not much can be said 18- The God of Thunders Hammer It's a hammer..it's weighty you could really do some blunt impact damage but...there is a better hammer 17- The Number 7 Ok 4G WHAT is this?..i'm gonna assume it's like a cane but wider and Heavier..and place it here 16 - a Triangle .........the characer picture it looks the length of a short sword..it's pointy I GUESS so it'll go here (4G we need to talk) joint 15 - Kokiri-Spooky sword-rusty sword Pretty much a dagger the rusty "sword" being the worst of the bunch..but still effective the spooky sword doesn't have anything special cept..being able to hit ghosts?..anyway moving on! (moving into the real weapons now!) 13- Comically oversized minute hand The reason this is so high is due to the character picture showing it's size..this is about the size of a sword..it's also more weildable than the 7, if it's a clock hand it's most likley made of a strong metal like steel or Iron also it has a sharp point...maybe i'm being genorous but..let's call this the worst of the ACTUAL weapons 12- Mole hammer the character picture is the reason this is so high..this thing is the size of a club HOWEVER..if it's rubber i would put it lower..but with the blood we see on the picture...this thing is weighty and it's weildable, so it goes here 11- The disc of dueling again the character picture saves this as if it just hold/fire cards...that's pretty weak BUT..the picture implicates it's a sharp blade attached to your arm..the range is a issue but if this thing is metal and pointed...it's pretty deadly! and now....THE TOP TEN!!!! 10 - Bloody Cleaver more weighty than a dagger and more weildable than the clock hand the lighter weight means you can attack faster and more precise..the range let's it down though 9 - bearded axe damn this thing is huge..this is like the cleaver but bigger heavier and with more reach!..the lopsided weight though makes it worse than 8- the Magitech blade here i was thinking this was a dagger..NOPE character picture redenption..this thing is a Mother trucking SWORD! more weildable than the axe and better weight management 7- Edgy Jaw axe this is a balance of the beard axe and magitech blade...double edged with weight and better management than the standard axe 6- Superior japanese Katana However..you can't beat something light deadly and incredibly sharp..if this is the Kill Bill Katana it might be a bit higher due to the sharpness of the blade 5- badly drawn gun NOW..if this is just a picture of a gun..it's dead last BUT that character picture does show them holding it like a gun..a gun is a gun..deadly..long range..accurate silent hard to dodge...what else can i say? 4- Tommy Gun more bullets, more damage, more deadly it's a gun with more gun! (i made a mistake here theres only 2 left since i combined the blades after starting the list) 2- A Giant Bazooka i'm putting this second..but in terms of damage..unmatched..anything you hit with this is gone/vaporised/obliterated or just diusted true power! 1- Beam sabre Let's be honest here..this is a M**** F**** LIGHTSABRE while the bazooka is deadly..something that could ACTUALLY stop the shell is even more deadly..it cuts through anything it's light it's super weildable and the only this that can stop it..is another lightsabre...it's number 1 the most damaging weapon in real life Annnnnnd we're done...thoughts...opionions? i might do sadistic soon and factor in weapons that aren't called weapons (knuckle dusters for example) but that'll be another thime!

I don't know about the beam saber being the "strongest", if we take into account the flavour text it is likely to not be that powerful and pretty weak to heat.

> *Originally posted by **[slay0mithos](/forums/984525/topics/1910808?page=1#13393962)**:* > I don't know about the beam saber being the "strongest", if we take into account the flavour text it is likely to not be that powerful and pretty weak to heat. If we look at the player portrait we see that it's not "a stick of butter" if anything replace it with the Bazooka if you think that

Flavor text only says it looks like butter, no indication it actually is butter. The real question is, does a lightsaber actually stop a rocket from doing its whole exploding thing? Seems like a strike from a lightsaber would still trigger the explosion of the rocket's payload, same as the triggering mechanism. Too bad the scientists and engineers from a long time ago in a galaxy far away only ever use black powder when manufacturing ship hulls, so we don't know how lightsabers would fare against conventional weapons.

> *Originally posted by **[Ponteaus](/forums/984525/topics/1910808?page=1#13394440)**:* > Flavor text only says it looks like butter, no indication it actually is butter. > > The real question is, does a lightsaber actually stop a rocket from doing its whole exploding thing? Seems like a strike from a lightsaber would still trigger the explosion of the rocket's payload, same as the triggering mechanism. Too bad the scientists and engineers from a long time ago in a galaxy far away only ever use black powder when manufacturing ship hulls, so we don't know how lightsabers would fare against conventional weapons. Late post sorry but it got me thinking..if the Lightsable stuck the Rocket and cleaved it clean in half in one swift motion..would the Rocket just fall to the ground in two? i MIGHT be wrong but lightsabres are pure heat...not flame..so it wouldn't ignite it would it?..it would just melt the components

Looks like you are missing a couple of weapons on your list, Nunchuks (probably below the axes/swords but above all the other stuff) and Candy Cane of Destiny (Slightly more dangerous than Chocolate Crowbar since if you sucked on it you can make it really pointy). I also think you are really underrating the stick. It would be really easy to wield and actually could kill someone. As far a Fists of Flubber go, based on the Flubber movies when something with flubber makes impact the collision actually results in MORE total kinetic energy than 2 objects had to begin. I would say the actual intial impact would do minimal damage, but it could really throw your opponent back hard. On the other hand, it could also throw you backwards with a ton of force.