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#22: I Can Count to 5! = Visit each point in order
#23: We Have Liftoff = Visit each point in reverse order
#24: Airwalking = Stay off the ground for 10 seconds
#25: Hellbound = Launch corpse to bottom
#26: Heavenbound = Launch corpse to ceiling
#27: Secret Alcove = Get surrounded by three sides (1)
#28: Secret Cave = Get surrounded by three sides (2)
#29: Secret Hideout = Get surrounded by three sides (3)
#30: Death at 0 = Fire a corpse at Point 0
#31: 1 o'clock murder = Fire a corpse at Point 1
#32: Get Off Your Seats = Jump for 10 seconds nonstop
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#11: Escape Velocity = Go from bottom to top without stopping
#12: Stalactite = Skewer yourself at high speed on downward facing spikes
#13: Stalagmite = Skewer yourself at high speed on upward facing spikes
#14: Found Point 0 = Uncovered secret point 0
#15: Found Point 1 = Claimed secret point 1
#16: Found Point 2 = Excavated secret point 2
#17: Found Point 3 = Popped open secret point 3
#18: Found Point 4 = Tripped over secret point 4
#19: Found Point 5 = Visited secret point 5
#20: Bloodhound = Uncovered all points on level
#21: Floating Corpse = Get a skeleton stuck in a launcher
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#0: Don't Move a Muscle = Keep the elephant from moving
#1: It's a Jump to the Left = Find a way to move westward
#2: And it's a step to the Ri-i-ight! = Strain yourself to move right
#3: Fight Gravity = Figure out how to jump upwards
#4: Elephant Skewers = Hit a spike strip
#5: Ascension = Be lifted into the sky
#6: Lefty = Show love to the left wall.
#7: Righty = Show love to the right wall.
#8: Purple Ceiling = Hit the top of the hardest level
#9: Rock Bottom = Find the bottom of the easiest level
#10: Speedy Downfall = Fall from the top to bottom without stopping
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for #32..just hold the jump buttom nonstop for 10 seconds, for #23 just hit the numbered spots in the order 5-4-3-2-1-0, for #49 press the spacebar, for #99 just earn the 99 achievements.
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EDIT: make sure you hit the floatie thing above you
you might have to have slight adjusments to timing and the exact keys but thats the basic idea
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This one was pretty tough. My goal was to spam my arrow keys at the start making sure to hit every direction twice and holding left+right and up+down. Then I typed A then B. After that jmtb20. Now I do the menu stuff. From this point on I work hard on the numbers in this order (while staying alive as long as I can till longevity) 0 1 2 3 4 5 then 5 4 3 2 1 then 3 1 4 2 5 3 0. While doing the numbers make sure to fill in the purple blocks and use all the lifts. After all of that I usually get my high jump and 2 stalags then the pit achieves. From here on out it is a race to kill yourself as fast as you possibly can (I found holding up and the direction of the spike thing above me to work the fastest) while trying to get the 1 o clock murder and death at 0 spots.
A really helpful thing to know is you do not have to stay alive when you do the numbers. I thought I had to stay alive while doing the numbers and I wasted a lot of time. GOOD LUCK!
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my best is 198 seconds and i screamed yes when i got that btw this game is so much fun i wonder why the elephant gets blurred out in the caves and stuff maybe hes taking a dump lol ;)
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Blurrrgh....Ok.One Live Corpse stays about 3 seconds.In these 3 Seconds you have to die another 6 times, for "Graveyard".ARMOR GAMES!! ARE YOU CRAZY!?
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Err... complete the game in less than 240 seconds... when there's an achievement to have being playing for 300 seconds... Hackertrap =D
But yes it would be nice if one could get that last badge ^_^
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I got Too Much Contra when i tried typing Orange and when i reached A i got the acheivment.So basicly(yeah yeah %#@& the damn spelling what the hell) you only need to type A.
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