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edmond321

Aug. 08, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I find it strange that people die of tripping, but not giant cinderblocks falling on their heads :(

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Gogar

Aug. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You have crushed Dim's castle! What? No...No I didn't I only killed the people inside and its merely impossible to crush this castle.

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Jariel

Aug. 06, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) damn i put so much effort into getting the gold medal on each castle, and when i finished the game i realized i get a mega wormhole weapon at the end where i could get every gold medal with first try

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Vanghoul

Aug. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) No, no. This isn't a 20 ton chunk of castle resting upon my head- 'tis a fashionable bonnet!

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vaen

Aug. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Ya know... every once in awhile, when I play one of these Crush The Castle games... I like to actually CRUSH the castle! I do not want to spend 20 minutes trying to fling a rock in the right place, hope all the pixels are lined up right, and then HOPE that there isn't someone still alive at the end. Which is why I hate that type of rock or whatever it is that can't be destroyed, that Dim used in nearly every level s/he made!

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pirro1

Aug. 02, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Dim's levels made this game something you don't want it to be. We're here to play "CRUSH" The castle. Not "Strategically play Pachinko to Kill everyone inside the castle. "

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Evi1M4chine

Aug. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I hit the explosives a dozen times in “Achilles”. The stupid panels fall over too. Yet the princess doesn’t die! EVER! WTF?

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oddish

Aug. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) WHY the hell is restarting not instant?!?! With a game this fickle, that delay is severely irritating.

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Splitterguy

Aug. 07, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Apparently Dim believes that the name of the game is not "Crush the Castle" but is, instead, "Fire The Perfect Projectile At The Perfect Angle as to Only Hit The People Inside, With No Damage to the Castle".

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jodybrai

Aug. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Want the hard badge? Beat all the castles taking as many shots as you like, then use the ULTIMATE WEAPON, the "You Win" potion, that is unlocked! Plus this so people don't die of frustration trying to get the gold the first time through!

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0Dakafal0

Aug. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Dim should look into designing mini golf courses, not castles. this is called CRUSH the castle, not take down the Death Star.

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webgeek

Aug. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) How to crush a Dim Designed Castle: Pick remote detonate cannon ball, aim straight up but not quite, press reset when you miss. Repeat as needed. I hate his castles, they are both frustrating and all have a similar design - get a perfect, almost vertical, shot to drop the ball in the hole. It's as though he took the most annoying type of shot and designed the entire game around it.

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abohunter

Jul. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) have you noticed that all of dim's castles involve getting a projectile through a small gap. seriously annoying.

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Balthamos1392

Aug. 07, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Did anyone take some satisfaction in going back to some of Dim's castls and using the purple potion to destroy the damn thing?

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RyRy22

Jul. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i couldn't kill one guy inside a castle.. and i kept piling and spamming the metal plated balls (3 at a time) and piled them up inside the base, and i was about to give up on shot 72, and i waited about 5 minutes and a piece of wood broke and all the metal balls fell on that one guy.

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Tehshi

Aug. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) To get a gold medal on any of Dim's levels: Step 1: Beat Game Step 2: Return with black hole potion Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit

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eminrules

Aug. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) ...im putting a bounty on dim's head

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banana332

Aug. 06, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Luck =/= skill.

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fishsicles

Aug. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Psihopathis, the problem we have with Dim's castles is not the difficulty of his levels, it is that the difficulty is fake. Dim considers pinpoint clicking accuracy to be a good puzzle, when really all it is in practice is tedious; his last castle, Fire and Lightning, is easily the best of them because it can actually be solved without falling back on restarting the level again and again until the appearance of the castle is burned into your retina. In my opinion, a decent map is one that can be solved with enough thought to be interesting; Dim's "puzzles" have readily apparent answers that call for repetition rather than intelligence in their solution. Really, if the best argument you can come up with is "Dim is smart and you are dumb" you should really reconsider your position.

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Winternoise

Jul. 14, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Undead mode tip: don't buy the triple logs, they're a waste of money and you don't need them for the level or two before you can afford triple stone.

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coolskeleton201X

Jul. 09, 2020

Under rating threshold (show) Man, i thought the broken badges were fixed...

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piuy373

Jul. 07, 2020

Under rating threshold (show) so in undead mode you learn you have to have almost pinpoint accuracy! untilll you get the triple steel balls and you can just spam it and even easier with the giant stone ball

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Gilgi

Aug. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) It'd be cool if the exploding barrels actually exploded when something like a big chunk of stone or w/e crushes it and not just the ammo.

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LightGodess

Jul. 08, 2020

Under rating threshold (show) Yep. Badges are broken.

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LordBucket

Sep. 19, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Is there anyone who who finds these games to be anything other than tedious trial and error hoping to land on the lucky pixel?

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Leogg

Aug. 08, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The undead mode has alot of king, princess and princes, but barely any soldier zombies, i guess the soldiers and peasents threw the nobility to the undead first i guess

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Xtremer5000

Jul. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I find it unfortunate that most of Dim's castles are impossible to kill by throwing large rocks at them. :(

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gooog12345

Jul. 17, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) 1. Play Undead Mode 2. Buy the last weapon 3. ???? 4. Profit

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reala97

Aug. 08, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I like how the top comments here are about how much this Dim person sucks

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Bamboo99

Aug. 09, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i made a map called dims house , hope it makes everyone happy XD

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qweer2222

Jul. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This game is great and all, and I love it when I get to play levels that other people made. This however, isn't what the game is about! It's about having a fun time blowing the shit out of castles and murdering people. Not playing pinball with explosive barrels and releasing it at exactly 32.667833588964 degrees.

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Doomyx

Aug. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) you should rename the game into crush Dim's castle

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LaBaDa

Jul. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Knight: Sir! the world's best sieger is coming this way, and he is armed!! King: meh, he is probably just delivering a message, continue standing as still as possible. Knight: Sir! he is preparing to take down the castle!! King: WHAT!! everybody, STAND AS STILL AS POSSIBLE! don't run or attack him!! Knight: but..... King: STOP MOVING!!!

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Samuelson123

Aug. 06, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I saw all these comments about how Dim's castles are terrible, and I didn't possibly think they could be that bad........Wow. Those comments were a serious understatement.

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Splee999

Aug. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I wish I knew that I would get the black hole BEFORE I tried hopelessly to destroy castles to gold standard.

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kaiserlol

Nov. 07, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I am generally a sensible man. But in this case I would suggest we all strip naked smear ourselves with mud and in a pagan ceremony burn an effigy of the accursed one! DIM!

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sleepinonice

Aug. 07, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i believe the "damn you dim badge" is the one where all going for right?

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mussolman

Jul. 17, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Dim's maps aren't any fun, they're a tedious search for the exact trajectory.

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Shatner

Oct. 07, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) nothing like one guy somehow staying alive... even though he has the entire weight of an effin castle resting on him in the form of rubble... this game needs some sort of weight/crushing mechanic, not just speed and impact force or falling.... other than that great game

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Ziefer

Aug. 09, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) why do all dims castles involve sending a shot into a hole or passage way!?

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Gogar

Aug. 09, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I destroyed a castle by firing chickens directly at it...

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1BioNuke1

Aug. 09, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) but the big rock on zombie mode amazingly pwns

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gabogabo43

Aug. 09, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) dim- i hope you burn to death in a port-a-john -sincerely, everyone

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nmm123

Aug. 08, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) oh no i have fallen and cannot get up

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donutboy224

Aug. 08, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) lol 34/33 kills wut the heck?

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Morzaan

Aug. 08, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Another thing...I had the rampart of a fortified keep fall on a danty little princesses head and she just stood there...then a fully armored and battle-hardened knight slowly fell over and exploded...? Lol, I think this game might not be meant for realism...

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20PctStrongBad

Aug. 07, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Don't worry about the gold medals your first time through. Just beat the levels using however many shots you need. Once you've beaten them all, you unlock the Black Hole projectile, which can destroy almost every level with only one shot. The hard badge is a piece of cake after getting it.

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underthepale

Aug. 06, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) More like "F*** you, Dim."

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LedZeppelin1968

Aug. 06, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Dim's levels blow. I just give up on his levels, their terrible.

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discotron

Aug. 06, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The Detonate button should be bigger. Every time I try to detonate, my cursor is just millimeters away from it.

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