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Squire: Your majesty, the kingdom's wizard just died after falling down due to a stone hitting his tower, but the princess somehow survived getting crushed by 5 barrels. King: Very well, very well....
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Next time, the King should just go get the potions first. Why did he waste so much time mucking around with sticks, logs, and bombs?
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conceptor never go to physic and mechanics class.... a the point it's really anoying sometimes :s
but fun game... not getting 5 star rating for this issue :s
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*captin* king they are throwing a purple bottle at the castle*king*hahahaha that will do nothing oh my god!!!!!!*black hole appears* *king* were gonning to dies!!!!!
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"Sir! The enemy has changed their tactics! They've begun launching vials at us!"
"Haha! That's it? What can such a small vial do to my giant cas- HOLY SH**!!!!!!!"
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Needs some improvement. There's a glitch where the parachute bomb will sink through a hill if it lands on it. It would be nice if timed bombs went off when you hit a button/clicked the mouse button, and it would be nice if the parachute bomb would release from its parachute after another click.
Otherwise, awesome game.
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LOL i was playing this i shot one of thoughs iron balls and one person survived and at the end he was sitting on it =3
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"Sir, we are under attack, we must protect the king! What shall I do?" "Place him in a wooden room next to 500lbs of TNT." "Excellent idea, sir!"
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Knight: King, there's a huge iron ball coming right at us! What should we do!?!?!? King: Stand here and hope it doesn't hit us.
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PEOPLE are getting killed under there and their brains should be coming out but noooo they are living happily under a huge pile of concrete and wood.
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The knight gets a staircase blown against his head at 40 M/H, but that doesn't kill him... A wooden pole gently slides against his knee, and he dies. Seems legit.
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Why is it that in the ballroom dance level THERE IS ALWAYS ONE STANDING AFTER THE WHOLE CASTLE HAS MOLTEN?!?!?!?!!?!?!!?!?!?!?!!?!?
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Knight:Sir! Are you ok? King:Yes, I just have about a half a ton of stone on me but besides that I'm great. Knight: Does it hurt? Can you move? King: No! I don't know if you knew this but kings can have a half a ton or more of castle on them and not get killed! Knight: Oh ok.
Oh and sorry for doing what you did Lizzy 1 year but it gave me a great idea ;D