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Captain of the Guard: The castel is perfect sir this thing could hold out to an earthquake. King: what about a peble?
Captain of the Guard:......crap
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Castle 18 is reference to the three little pigs! One of wood which is easy, one of stone which is also easy, and one of metal that is erking.
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castle 15, if I was going to build a castle, I wouldn't cover my whole castle in wood and stone but then protect the foundation with one piece of wood
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"So, my engineers. it has been a while since we came up with the idea to sling three rocks at once. What's the next brilliant idea?" "A BIGGER ROCK!"
It then took them a few weeks to come up with the idea to fire multiple bigger rocks, or the use of even bigger rocks...
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Builder: So you want your castle to weigh 12,000 lbs on one side and 7 pounds on the other, and all be balanced on a 2x4 King: Yes, And make sure there is a ledge hanging over spikes that I can stand on, and no roof above the queens room. Builder: Sure Thing king!
The next Day:
General: We have three small rocks, now let's take out this large unbalanced castle!
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General: "What happened in here!!?" Soldier: "Sir, I don't know, he lost his balance, then his chest burst into blood!"
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Sir, are we ready to move onto the next castle?
No, we ran out of rocks and there's still a defenseless princess completely caved in. We should wait a couple of weeks for them to rebuild it then try again.
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AHHHHHHHHH my coffe is not here yet (king) ya about that ummmmm you knight the brings it to you everyday got hit by a large rock (other knight)
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They said I was daft for building a castle in a swamp. But I built it all the same! It sank into the swamp. So I built it again. That castle sank into the swamp. The third castle burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. The fourth castle, the fourth castle stayed up! And now it's the strongest castle around...until hit by flying rocks.
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King:Honey some workers are bulding some sort of weird catapult pointing to our castle..Let's Queen:Let's jsut sit here and s\watch it in action then.King:But.....