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*shoots all 5 shoots and misses a target* *clicks 'Restart'* *game wants to finish to tell me I'm going to lose* *AGGRESSIVELY CLICKS RESTART* "You lost, do you want to restart?"
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"How do we protect the king, sir?" "I know, have him stand on this ledge, precariously balanced above this plank of spikes." "Brilliant, sir!"
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king: well, how did the battle go?
soldier: we killed all but one of them, your magesty
king: YOU FOOL! you have disgraced yourself and must be banished!
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So, why doesnt the smaller rock fly farther than the larger rock? Seems that the same force applied on a smaller object would make it fly farther and faster...
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"I want you, trusty siege general, to crush all the castles in the land!"
"Sir, those are cottages with three of your subjects living in them."
"NONSENSE! THEY ARE CASTLES! CRUSH THEM!"
"Okay, Sir..."
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They said I was daft for building a castle in a swamp. But I built it all the same! It sank into the swamp. So I built it again. That castle sank into the swamp. The third castle burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. The fourth castle, the fourth castle stayed up! And now it's the strongest castle around...until hit by flying rocks.
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Ahh what a nice view the birds are flying the clouds are sailing and that rock is coming right towards MY FAAACC.....
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King: So your saying none of our castles are actually secured?
Servant: No sir, we thought it'd be better if we just precariously placed all the pieces on top of each other....
King: Thank God we're not under siege it'd only take one catapult to wipe out the kingdom.... >.>
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Why can't I just hit the reset button after I launch the last of my ammo? I don't like having to wait through the countdown.
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Life lesson learned form this game: if move 5 feet from your original standing position… you die. likewise, if you are simply touched by one of you own castle walls… you die.
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Why is there a timer after you throw your last stone (that you can't hit reset to override)? Just let it sit there until you either win or hit reset. The quit/reset menu is useless.
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Why does the reset button not work after your last shot? Seems that's the most common time to hit the reset button...
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I love how it's either "Royal Success" or "Royal Failure." I figured it was a grading system at first until I got those same messages every time I succeeded and failed.
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Retreating because of ammo depletion? Couldn't you just... bring in some more? They're stones, for crying out loud! They're naturally occuring!
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"Sire, shouldn't we set up the trebuchet from the south, where there are no walls and we can clearly see our targets?" "...Guards, execute this fool."
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Sir Both kings and queens have perished, as have the 4 princesses,
but don't worry, the Archer survived! We can rebuild the kingdom now that the unstoppable trebuche has been halted by a 13yr old with a stick trapped under the 2000 tonne ruins of our "Castle" has scared them off! =D
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"Great shot, sir! You've killed everyone except the king! I'll take a couple guys to dig him out and stab him-"
"No! We finish this WITH ROCKS!"
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(realistic attacker) The enemy has locked themselves in their castle and they have no food, what shall we do? "Wait here and watch them starve"
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The three little pigs each built their own house to protect themselves from the wolf. The first one built it of wood, but the great siege engine threw rocks at it and the house was no more. The second one built it of stone, but the great siege engine threw groups of three rocks at it and the house was no more. The last house was built of stone, wood, and reinforced metal and set up in such a way that were the rocks to hit it that only so many of the pigs would die. The great siege engine tried its hardest throwing combinations of bombs, rocks, and groups of three rocks, but eventually gave up because it realized that bombs are more like fire crackers.
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Tired of waiting on that last miss, where you have to wait to restart? Go back to the main menu, hit level select, and select the level you were on. It's faster than waiting, trust me.
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"You are a royal failure and are forced to retreat" - OH NO, RUN AWAY! The inanimate enemy is going to get us because a piece of castle didn't fall onto their heads!
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The only issue I have with the game is the last few levels rely on luck with the physics engine having the pieces fall just right to get all of the targets.
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Sir, they have a gigantic catapult standing outside the castle! What should we do?" "Nothing, just remember to put the king on the most dangerous place you can find" "Ehh what?" "Don't you dare question my orders!
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King: "How many did we lose?" Soldier: "14, sir!" King: "And them?" Soldier: "5 rocks, sir!" King: "Ha! They're royal failures."
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you people do know that this was made b4 angry birds right? I'm tired of hearing how ths is an angry birds rip off when this was clearly made b4 angry birds.