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In all seriousness...what the hell happened? Why do you have to do surgery on yourself all of a sudden? Am I the only one that didn't follow it or is everyone curious why your leg has a SWORD sticking out of it?
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Here comes a patient to the doctor: Doctor, doctor, i have a piece of wood in my ass.
Okay drink this miracle wisky and then i will take that wood.
I drink it.
Okay take more! Take 50 glasses of wisky.
It taste really good. But... i think... i will..... bleah, bleah, bleah (vomiting)
Hey you're allright? Speak to me. Oh no you don't have pulse. I think i killed him with whisky.
MISSION COMPLETE.
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It was amazing, but i mean, it seems a little over the top to amputate the leg. The other guy had wood in his freaking skull!!! Did he amputate the guys head? "There is wood in your head. THE HEAD MUST GO!!!! But first have some of this new miracle whisky, stops you feeling me burning the inside of your skull!!!*Thumbs up*"
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"Here, have some whiskey."'No thanks, just get this thing out of my head.'"Drink this whiskey or YOU SUFFER!!".......'OK OK *drinks and knocks out but wakes up*.'......"Ok let me just open up this skin."...........'HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!NO NO!!....'......"*Gives more whiskey*......."Ok better do this crap before he bitches again!"
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ALL the Achieve ments are 1-4 complete al surgeries 5) take the pain: complete surgery with under 5 health 6) Good Sport have: 100% will to live in the last level 7) Town drunk: 100% drunkeness 8) Easteregg : click on the ² in the title screen to see a flashmovie made by jmbt02
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lol grab the wood shrapnel and jam it into his brain and he dies. "drug the patient with whiskey as usual" now that sounds like a fun hospital. saw keeps messing up on the last level which means no ending. the dude with the messed up skull is now officialy a leather head.
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Love the concept. Hate the implementation. The controls are unintuitive and sketchy and do not "feel natural". When it's going badly, there is no way to tell what motion you're supposed to make or what you're doing wrong. In real life, I might not be able to save a dying gunshot victim, but I sure as hell could open the wound with forceps without flailing around like an idiot for 30 seconds trying to figure out how to get the patient's body to *recognize* that I am here trying to use the forceps. Quite frustrating.
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1. people shouldnt really die that fast. 2. its impossible to do it on a laptop wit out a mouse on the last level, but dark cut 3 was a great game 4/5
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the sound track isnt like toss the tutle this game came out first to technically its toss the turtles whos copying music
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Well, just so you know (especially Gvertigo) it hurts like hell to pour alcohol directly on a wound^^
i've done it ;)
but the game is good^^
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Actually a good shot to the muscle or so could pierce the artery Fayt13, if so you will bleed profusely. I say about 90 seconds if enough to bleed out and die from a good shot.