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so i played this game not knowing the story just to play and beat it and when it came to the end i said wtf i went threw all that for a hat?
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Awesome game, one complaint: I saw minions in the upgrades and so of course I maxed them out first because who doesn't want minions but now they shoot so many lasers that the laser graphics get stuck on the screen, won't go away, block my vision, and slow down the game A LOT.
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"It is ranked #1 in highest rated games!? It was only two days ago! Kongregate fixing the ratings? Never!" Damn, you caught us! We've been fixing the ratings to promote more games from rival portals, hopefully pushing that pesky Epic Battle Fantasy 3 off the front page.
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Just to clear it up, Cantering alters your move animation. It doesn't rightly DO anything, but it just... Looks cute.
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Those red birds look kinda like something i know....red.....birds.....angry.......HOLY CRAP!! ANGRY BIRDS!! THEY EXIST!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVVVVEEEESSSSS
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For some reason once I got to level 2 regeneration I never regenerated health again. Still a refreshing adventure, I liked it!
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High jump: check. Speed: check. Cuteness: check. Weapon: ...wait, that's why my cat looks so strange now! He doesn't even have a sh*tty antimatter ray on his back!
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this proves how people rate games stupidly nowadays. this game IS awesome, but it doesnt deserve being first place, IF RATED by some 14 year old kids who think anything with elephants and hats is cool.
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Great game, as expected from the creator of Platform Racer :P, but it failed to give me the yellow key... I beat the boss and all but I've got 10/11 quests done :( 4/5
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If you have a problem with being stuck in the ceiling, you can usually jump again to get out of it. I know I refreshed the page unnecessarily about 8 times before realizing this, especially in the clouds...