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UnleasherOfDoom

Mar. 13, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) hehe, i love how they sacrificed all their friends just 2 reach "paradise"...

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jarjojo408

Mar. 11, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) nevermind i did it

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jarjojo408

Mar. 11, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) my first time playing through the game i got an A on every level except the second last. its like impossible lol i cant jump high enough out of the hole that you start in

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overkill_78

Mar. 11, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) not*

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overkill_78

Mar. 11, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) His name is Swaim, Lorknim, now Swain.

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selina47520

Mar. 10, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) good game

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zaqaz007

Mar. 09, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) its funny when they go splat lol

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Lorenzo360

Mar. 09, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) How do you get the Swaintastic badge?I finished the game loosing 5 lifes and I didn't get anything.Help!

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Lorknirn

Mar. 08, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Wow, I never realized that Michael Swain, the great writer from cracked.com made this. :D

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Gregouille

Mar. 06, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) foxhero99, the place they thought was a real paradise with wonderful meadows and so on wasn't in fact. And they realize it after travelling through the world so they're omfg disappointed.

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foxhero99

Mar. 06, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) i dont get the ending.. they lived basically?

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ironizor

Mar. 06, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) GOOD GAME

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Necromantis

Mar. 05, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) omg...there is a walkthrough??? i just completed the came with all badges by my self. in case any of you are wondering, i lost my 5 lives on 1-3, 1-4, 2-2, 3-3, and 5-2.

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aguneitor

Mar. 04, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) i dont know how, but i used a walktrough of 24 lives and made it with 25...

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Waine

Mar. 04, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Congratulations! You just won the Swaintastic Badge and 30 points! it took me 4ever!

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Xaea

Mar. 04, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) thanks I love this game, love the opening song, got all the badges! <3

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blackangelsin

Mar. 03, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) best game ending ever,

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hallelujah59

Mar. 03, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Haha! xD On the third lvl I coudlnt think out the solution, so just becuz i got mad thinking i tried to suicide all me lives ^^ Guess what i noticed xD

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barvariansrage

Mar. 03, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) googled it, it is possible, but waaay too hard to do, cool anyway

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barvariansrage

Mar. 03, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) i dont see how you can avoid die in 2-2 i am trying in 5-2, and it seems possible... but the red pillar of death in 2-2 seems... like really death-involved

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DarkEgon

Mar. 03, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Good Game, got all badges in 30 minutes thanks to the tips which levels can be done without deaths. 5/5

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cheeseissalty

Mar. 03, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Somehow I'm stuck on lv 1-3. How do you do this?

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Sheltem

Mar. 02, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) It's possible to get 27 cuties to paradies meadows. deaths are for 1-3, 1-4, 3-3. No deaths for 2-2 and 5-2 are tricky but possible.

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3ndl3ss

Mar. 01, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Okay, 1 death on 1-3, 1 death on 1-4, 1 death on 2-2, 1 death on 3-3, 1 death on 5-1, 1 death on 5-2. I just need to save 1 more of these guys but Its hard to figure out where..

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3ndl3ss

Mar. 01, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Hey thankz Zarraha !!! I am one death closer to the swain badge now. Here is a protip as well: if you sit ontop of a pushable object a little to the right or left it will slowly move in the opposite direction

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LaylaLovely

Feb. 28, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I absolutely adore this game :D i got the Swaintastic back at the beginning of December but I have to keep coming back to play XD 5/5 + Favorite♥♥♥

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ThunderTwig

Feb. 28, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) That was a though cookie, but totally worth it! 5/5! Congratulations! You just won the Swaintastic Badge and 30 points!

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Devonkelly

Feb. 27, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) out of all that hard work

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Gamer2024

Feb. 27, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) wow i did this a long time ago and it says i didn't get any of the achivements...i even replayed the last lvl and it still says no :(

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Zarraha

Feb. 27, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I'm nowhere near the swain badge, just started this recently, but I was able to get 3-2 without any deaths, you have to jump up and push the blocks over without collecting the red key. That will get you one more life.

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3ndl3ss

Feb. 26, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) can beat it with 21 left... I cant seem to do any better than that. 1-3 = 1 death 1-4= 1 death 2-1= 1 death 2-2 = 1 death 3-2= 1 death 3-3= 2 deaths 5-1= 1 death 5-2= 1 death All the rest are clear of death. Can somebody tell me who got the swain badge which level i shouldnt have deaths on.

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catoman4000

Feb. 25, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I liked the game 'till the last level and ending. You good sir only get 3/5

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Treefingers

Feb. 25, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Physics between characters and objects is bad. IRL, you can't push something and stand on it at the same time if you want it to move (4-4). And you shouldn't have to keep walking to stay on a moving platform (4-2). If RL were like that, escalators and surfboards would be useless. Otherwise a very fun and novel game. Would love to be able to switch to another character w/o having to kill the first, though.

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famillyparka

Feb. 24, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) tttalkalot: Let me see if I got it right. Is sepuku like harakiri then?

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GinDanX26

Feb. 21, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) The End was Really Sad :l T-T

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GinDanX26

Feb. 21, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Fck this game was cool and the End was really Hard tryed to made me Cry T-T the final its fckng sad.

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iNWithLikeyou

Feb. 21, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) This game is challenging my moral system =(

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Flameth3Monk

Feb. 21, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Finally done 5/5

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tttalkalot

Feb. 20, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Heyyyy,,,, for those people who don't know what seppuku is, it is an ancient samurai ritual where he/she commits suicide to regain honor if he/she did a dishonoring action... and seppuku is actually spelled sepuku but these American translators can't do their jobs very well...

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DrMarmalade

Feb. 20, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) 1-3 Is Pretty Hard and Annoying to get One Animal Dead. And make it across.

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UselessMusic

Feb. 19, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) awesome, got the swaintastic pawprint in game, no badge though. :/

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UselessMusic

Feb. 19, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) nvm, figured it out, you have to jump carefully and hook back to your start point when grabbing the last key on 5-1

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UselessMusic

Feb. 19, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) any tips on getting 5-1 with no deaths?

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ziusudrazoon

Feb. 18, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) The Swaintastic Badge states "Reach Paradise Meadows with 25 lives remaining" which I did but I didn't get the badge until I beat that level with 25 remaining.

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Aionx

Feb. 18, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) this game is fckin hard the last achivement should be worth 60points not 30

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MrNamco

Feb. 18, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) whats the trick for 5-1 & 5-3 :(

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bicyclecircus

Feb. 18, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I would like this game but all the lag is driving me f***ing insane

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Driftinator

Feb. 18, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) To hard for me.

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buggieboy

Feb. 17, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) It's possible to beat the game with 3 deaths only, I have done it. I just forgot what levels you don't have to die on out of the regular 5.

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HeroOfTime

Feb. 17, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Deaths on 1-3, 1-4, 2-2, 3-3 and 5-2 for the second hard badge. Hope this helps people!

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