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y'know, it looks like everybody around the world is trying to concur in an animal (epic) race: giraffes, penguins, turtles, hedgehogs... I also heard they're training a t-rex using a special party treadmill!
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The main problem with this game is that, after a while, it doesn't speed up anymore.
So if you get used to it and learn to time your jump, well, it's easy. It's just a matter of patience then.
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This is just one of those games you cant stop playing, no matter how hard you try or want to.
Best game ever.
5/5, fave.
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Scientist: Ah! Mr. Tzar! You've no doubt come to oversee our experiment's final stages!
Tzar: Make it quick!
Scientist: OBSERVE!
Tzar: ...A giraffe?
Scientist: With rockets!
Tzar: What is the purpose?
Scientist: It can go very far, very quickly
Tzar: What is the goal of this test?
Scientist: Infinity... maybe a few feet beyond
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A Soviet soldier asks his general: "What about making it a scarf?"
The general says: "It would be nice, but do you know what is the size of it's neck?"
The soldier says: "Oh crap."
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I clicked this thinking it was the one where you were going up into space and fight the walrus, but its totally different. never expected to see a sequel to that. awesome 4/5,
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A bit repetitive, I got 20m in one run and got bored so I purposely died. Something needs to be added the further along you get.
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Next there will be American Rocket Giraffe, and you can choose to play as either American or Soviet Giraffezz, and there will be an awesome story, and there will also be classic/endless mode. And upgrades. + if this would taste good with peanut butter jelly.
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"Ok guys, we have 2 weeks to make a new super weapon what have we got?"
"Umm... Why not make a super giraffe with a rocket attached to it's head, but also it's neck is of infinite length. While we are at it it should grind on ice and fly through the battlefield"
"That... is PERFECT!"