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tk210

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Meh...3/5

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ivarercool

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) In all seriousness, why would the Soviets use feet?

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Chipcore

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) lul, once you know how to handle this game the only thing that'll stop you from going is exhaustion :s

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Zergaloth

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) blimps don't fall out of the sky when hit....

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Nakazawa

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Also,I wanna meet your drug dealer,dear jmtb.

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Bentonhunter

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) In Soviet Russia, rocket launches you!

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Nakazawa

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Our Communist Comrade Girapphe will be buried near the tombs of others heroes of the Soviet Russia,like Laika,Gagarin and Lenin.For Soviet Russia!

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jejeas

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) First time I launched the giraffe, I was like : WTF IS THIS GAME ? o_o X3

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Darth_Wakko

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) what a boring pointless game

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Jordaie123

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Jtmb02 i feel for you if you have any pets X_X

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hello6470

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) once again jmtb02, very nice game and creative approach to the topic, but you should finally start making them worthwhile. People play your games and forget about them in short time because lack of customization, lack of upgrades, in general most of them are high score games etc. and no factor to come back to discover something new. Play and throw away.

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wolfeys

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) After much research, i have indeed concluded, that this game is not based on real world events.

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trogdor458

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) After 50 million feet I'm wondering how I'm still on the same continent...

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Kewne

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) stop trying to surpass laph's comment you unoriginal geeks

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ArkonBlackfire

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) meh

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raaar

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) For people who don't know. jmtb02 is the head game designer for armor games.

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raarie

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 4,119,528 on first try and still going (paused) is this supposed to be hard?

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bobon123

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I don't get the point... it's impossible to die. I quit after 12M points, first launch. Am I missing something?

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Robocop95

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 3rd day of gameplay: it's the third time I'm restarting this game. Everyday it resets the achievements. .___. Anyway, 5/5

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thelander

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) My precious Kirovs!!!

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rosswillc

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) jmtb02.. You're all right

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SkyMan25

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This game has been stuck on Refueling Rockets for 15 minutes straight now. jmtb02 games are almost always nothing short of awesome, and from what I've read in the comments, this game will be as well.

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davidxrawr

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) upgrades would be great! other than that 4/5 this will prob get badges (:

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Timmeh7o7

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Dear jmtb02, I am sincerely concerned for your sanity. After playing this game and earning most of the achievements, I am concerned for my own sanity as well. Likewise, keep up the good work.

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DrPepperYeah

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 1mil first try...oh yeah!

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MstrCrft

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Geez, how many times do they need to rebuild that wall?

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JonSunshin

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) the background causes the game to lag incredibly on lower end computers. just for some historical lesson for realism in the next game. Soviets would have experimented on humans, americans tended to experiment with animals. xD

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Thebum06

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Not a bad game, but a bit easy I think. It stops going faster way too early, and to reach the top scores it's just a matter of who can last the longest without getting bored.

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Truestrike

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) These must be huge rockets if its been 2 minutes and they are STILL refueling...

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LordDesu

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I.... What ?

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LobsterMobster

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) That's not how you spell borscht.

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Snaks

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The twist is that it won't load. I'll try it at home too.

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50CalMagnum

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) We must destroy that giraffe! Send all our helicopters, load them with missiles, and send all our troops! Sir! I have an idea! We could find the body and bomb that.

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iam007

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I'm immediately confused by this!

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stupiddude101

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) in the second one. there should be: 1. upgrades

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Dragonman9717

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) if loading keeps repeating itself just refresh + so everyone knows

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QuellanThyde

May. 16, 2011

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TaEmAl

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) jmtp02 dude you crazy elephants giraffes what will come after

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ahmetselim

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Press + if you want upgrades

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nopancakemix

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I was like.. hmm, interesting title, let's see.. no menu, just press W to play, ok... then they launched a giraffe's head, ok.. that was unexpected. Music is fine. Sometimes it says 'perfect' while the jump doesn't work and I fall down. 4/5

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Reul3

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) opulance, i has it!

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CrazyShotter

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) In America they Rocket Dogs!!!!

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julle9866

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) In Soviet Russia whores pay you

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DemonicOrigins

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I ... uh.. what? I .. this game.. is .. amazing! ... +

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Yumos

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) What did I just play?

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jirya

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) a launch game just is not a launch game without some weird and funny upgrades to purchase

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acun1994

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) how do you get the achievement die outside the starting pont?

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poopie92

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) shoulda had powerups

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Raideen

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I think in Soviet, they launched monkeys... to outer space

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zotjes95

May. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This isn't working on Firefox for me. I don't know if it's just a problem with my pc but it works fine on chrome...

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