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this game only stands out because of its humor. people nowadays will rate 5/5 anything related to pancakes, t-rexes and anything wearing a hat (generally a tophat) really. This game deserves a 2/5, but im rating it a 3/5. Learn to rate games as games, and not as jokes.
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Top scientist: "Today a study conducted by 37 of the world's top scientists from around the globe conducted a study called treadmillasaurus rex. We cloned a T-rex from DNA found on fossils. I am proud to say it was a huge succes we had a T rex run on a treadmill for over 3 days straight while dropping spikes on it and moving lazers slowly closer to it. The experiment cost roughly 5.8 trillion dollars."
Media: "... WTF!!!!"
Peta: "yalls goin ta jail"
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Obviously this game is about dinosaur diet. Everyone, we need to run more on a LONG treadmill with lasers and falling spike balls in order to look attractive. XD Learn from the dinos!!
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about 10k calories burned...this should be like a new diet. just throw people on this and shout "burn those calories or die by spike balls/lasers!"
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I will never understand how John consistently manages to develop games that are original, hilarious, and better than anything on consoles.
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"Today a T-rex in captivity was killed by a spikeball but his last moments were filled with confetti and colorful lights it is also said the T-rex lost over 12000 calories"
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I added the Dress-Up tag because you get to put on a hat. Certainly it's the next best thing to an actual "hat" tag for categorizing this game.
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Yeah, no, there is no way to win, it just rolls right over "Win the Game!" and goes to +1 Party. I know the game isnt supposed to end, but still, you got my hopes up.
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God never meant for the Treadmillasaurus to be trapped inside of lasers running in an infinite loop... he meant for the Treadmillasaurus to roam free through the fields in a joyous gallop
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I gave it a 5/5 but I'd like to know how many calories I burned at the end of the game as well as what I got the confetti level up to. Not knowing these is potentially game breaking imho, but I dealt with (by whining about it on the comments, but dealing with it no less).
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Maybe if Dinosaurs were better at jumping over spiky balls on treadmills, they wouldn't be extinct today. The lessons we learn on Kongregate....