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spxza

Mar. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) So the purpose of sailors is to stop cannonballs? I had it wrong all along!

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Developer response from backburner

yep, they're basically armor

Ovnidemon

Mar. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Good music, new and funny gameplay, possibility for multiplayers, not too repetitive, funny story. Very good game. You should make a sequel. If you make a sequel, put a multiplayer mode, with one player is the hunter; the secund, the hunted. 4.5/5

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Developer response from backburner

We'd love to do a sequel! so many ideas that we had to toss out but if this does well the next one will definitely have more features. Multiplayer would be awesome! thanks for the feedback!

Rexonon

Mar. 22, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I rather liked it. The mechanics and physics worked well. It wasn't too difficult. Best to repeat a level and get the 'extra cannon' upgrades whenever possible. I played with the music muted so can't comment on that. The visuals wern't too bad, the den could have used a bit more work. 4/5 as I found it enjoyable!

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FiveYearPlan5

Mar. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The treasures are awesome and HILARIOUS!!!! Great game and funny too!

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Disco_Flint

Mar. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Yarr, a calendar filled with fine ladies! *sees page 3* Me eyes!

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WhataDay08

Mar. 22, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Hilarious! 5/5

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MoonTaLoo

Jun. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The profession of the pirate is not a lucrative one on the Stupid Seas.

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Mystic_Blade

Jun. 02, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) o.o I bet 100 on slot machine and got 15,000 back ...

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Groovatron99

Nov. 02, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) why look for treasure when you just won 150000 from the slots?!?

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foriegncreature1

Dec. 21, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) capturing ships doesn't give you the treasure on them??

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Horsat

Apr. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) How does the barkeep make any money with that slot machine in there?

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Moonson

Mar. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) "shoot first and read tuturials later" ahhh funny! 5/5 just for this!

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Marvaddin

Jun. 05, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) This game surely deserves badges. Its lots of fun! + if you agree. Yarrrrr!

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Oscar23

Jun. 06, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I like how the sailors scream.

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SnorlaxFan

Mar. 31, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) This game deserves a badge.

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strudleman

Feb. 26, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Best. Ending. Ever.

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obolisk0430

Mar. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Yarr. It be full of American Beers. Well, at least we can swap the deck with it. Ouch, man. Ouch

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SilverxDarksoul

Mar. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Whilst the cannon genre's been done to death this manages to make it feel fresh again, superb ye olde humour makes for a good backbone to the game, only thing I've noticed is the slot machine can be spun again before it finishes, foregoing any chance of winning, I know its a tiny thing but its really the only thing I can find wrong with the game, so kudo's to ye! 5/5

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Mikey76500

Feb. 06, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) 2 things all beginners should keep in mind. #1, there's 25 levels. The reason I mention that is because #2 is that you CAN rapid-fire; you DON'T have to wait for a shot to finish its carnage [or its whiffing] before you can fire again. That's EXTREMELY important to keep in mind during the last 4 levels, especially, where rapid-firing is borderline REQUIRED. Besides the game failing to mention this, it's a good game, overall. 4/5.

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bsmash

Mar. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Foghat? What's wrong with foghat? Now the Bee Gees......

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Gagerman

Sep. 12, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Wow, I loved this game. I HAD to play it all the way through. Only thing it needs is badges. 5/5

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malique

Mar. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Fun game. :] I recommend clicking immediately after you shoot so you can send another volley right after the first. Makes the game a lot easier.

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bobby71983

May. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) please add API to this so that it can be badged. i enjoyed this game.

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Horsat

Apr. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Where can I buy one of those fish? I want one! Don't ask why.

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lion34

Apr. 02, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) "As It turns out, being on a dead man's chest with 15 other men is not a very pleasant way to spend an afternoon. Yarrrrgh" that man in the hideout is AWESOME

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Bluemeaniex

Mar. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Tons of good stuff. 5/5 A few things. Kind of frustrating that the enemy can shoot through their ship to get at you, but you shoot at their back and it bounced off with a "PING!". Have to wonder how shooting the cannon balls off a ship makes them attainable, but gathering them with a ship that's been disabled doesn't give them to you. Same thing with the treasure. Why do the powerups you have come stock filled in most the way? I would love to see a sequel. Maybe by a bigger ship, more powerups.

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Gadget1234567890

Mar. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Lol Treasure! Inside is... a smaller chest? Can I open that one? No... Ill bet thats the one with the diamonds in it.

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NK12

Mar. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The Little Willie? Excellent name choice, Captain! XD

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Thunderfoot

Mar. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) One request: Add a control to return to the boat that isn't also the firing controls.

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killed_by_dante

Mar. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) inside the chest..is another chest!

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01neverest10

Mar. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Sure, all their cannons are out, their treasure is ours, we've destroyed most of their sails, and we're rapidly approaching them, and will soon have taken them out. But, we be all out of cannonballs.

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Resk

Mar. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) super awesome!

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mence

Mar. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) This is SO my game!

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alexi82

Mar. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) GOOD! but short(

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Professor_Jumbo

Dec. 31, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Hahahahahaha. "GARR! It be full o' animal byproducts" This game is great 5/5

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MoonTaLoo

Jun. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I love the little slot machine. I started out with 2k gold and finished with 162k gold. I like the odds. ;)

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edouard55

Jun. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) too funny the end xDD

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Charler94

Sep. 21, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I truly loved it. Kinda sad it was so short. It'd be truly awesome if you could also change to a larger ship or something like that as to get different upgrades, like the bomb boats, etc.

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rathors7

Mar. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) how much puke can that flounder hold??????

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masterlogan100

Mar. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) What did that fish eat a shark?

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Babyface513

Nov. 13, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "Yar it seems to be a smaller chest"- sailor me-" Why can't I open it?"

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LadyBern

Nov. 18, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) My gawd what is wrong with that singing fish?!

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gohome55

Aug. 09, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) they call it stupid for a reason

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roverto2000

Jun. 11, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I love how this game turned the tutorial into actual levels. 5/5

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bsmash

Mar. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) If just once I'd hit the 3 doubloons, I could stop playing....

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abdominalsnowman

Mar. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) "Yarr, it be full of American beers. We can swab the deck with it at least" I LOL'D HEARTILY!

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straightupg

Mar. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) "Don't spend on cannons what you can spend on grog!" This guy, is.. a GENIUS!

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pabwon

Dec. 24, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "Are, me mateys, we shall dive halfway down the ocean in order to get some prisoners!

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Daedalus93

Jun. 02, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Yarr! This game be needin' badges, it does!

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Yarreau

Jun. 22, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Finally won level 22 after I found out that you don't have to wait for each shot to finish; you can click to shoot again right away. The game should be much easier now! ;-)

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