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Danyo

Aug. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) You can smash him, crash him, explode him and penguin him with no ill effects, but if you let him even touch a pointy object he's gone for good.

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Firestorm_

Jan. 05, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Get the iron upgrade then spikes are useless. U mad spikes?

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Innominate

Aug. 24, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Yeah, you should probably let users disable the various upgrades as well if you're going to have an achievement for which no upgrades is practically mandatory.

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kobe887887

Oct. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Push + for frash test launcher 2, color custom the test dummie, more upgrades, more lvl's, guns, nukes,rocket:airplane :D

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Awsome1337

Aug. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) If you want all achievements, get the "Fly less then 10 feet" one first, DO NOT PURCHASE ANY EXPLODING STUNS UNTIL YOU GET THAT ONE OR IT WILL BE IMPOSSIBLE TO GET!

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Danem

Sep. 03, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) How is this tagged with cooking? Are we cooking scrambled dummy? Plastic Ala Mode? Scrap Metal Souffle?

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Arage

Mar. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) So the one time I tried to get the less than 10 feet achievement...I ended up going over 12,000 feet...god, I even fail at failing.

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Kreldo

Jan. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Ahhhh... the recession, when anti-gravity costs less than a few grenades....

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kurtismo

Aug. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) yeah its an alright game, but i think its a bit minimilist. you could have added a few more levels and many more upgrades at better prices. Just friendly criticism mate. ;)

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OmegaBlue0231

Dec. 12, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Found a glitch, I hit the ground, exploded apart and now I'm 30,000 feet in the air and not slowing down.

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Lutharion

Nov. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) SPIKES YOU DAM TROLL!

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ChuckTheGreene

Oct. 02, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Strange...Introduce a spike, and he dies, yet blow up one of his limbs? He's perfectly okay! (Exploding stuns should give damage points. + if you agree!)

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Noedie

Feb. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) needs badges

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NetworkPanda

Jan. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Why doesnt the car go faster than 2km/h? It just looks so stupid when the car goes under walking speed and the guy launches out of it like a rocket...

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payatonforme565

Jun. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) if you hit the man holding a baseball bat you ge the most pts

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hoowa1

Jul. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Press + if you think the should be badges

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psychosix

Apr. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) badges?

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huubNL

Aug. 01, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) after playing 25 minutes and unlocking the moon....and my record being 452672 feet...i feel like i finished all of my life goals

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meeblin

Sep. 07, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Where's all the blood coming from? He's a crash test dummy.

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TheGameGear

Oct. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) @Angelo800, But it's Educational, so why would that be funny? This game is only teaching you to buy an Iron Man mask before crashing into a small wall with a Ferrari at mega speeds to survive spikes, Whats not Educational about that?

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alexanderkiller

Aug. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) that car is NOT safe!!!!!!

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Lanius_Korail

Aug. 07, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Oh the humanity.

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HotDogCharlie

Dec. 26, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) At 93716 and hit a spike wall. D:

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DaKingOf

Dec. 10, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) 1st Throw!---Distance: 3637 Damage: 7840!

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CiixiKittyxxx3

Jul. 09, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Total Distance: 612964372 XD

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avgnfan12

Nov. 09, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Wow did anyone realise super penguin is a reference to learn to fly

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cricket_jumper

Feb. 10, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) How did this never get badges??

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guyofnightmare

Nov. 13, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) NEEDS ACHIEVMENTS RATE 5/5!!!!!!!!!!!

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keerat5561

Aug. 24, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i love this game

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kuningapoiss12

Jul. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Who puts a glass wall 100ft up in the air?

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iguannastwo

Jun. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) on big rocket says longer flyght

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i_m_lo_lvl

Aug. 25, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I'm a little confused as to why an oil spill slows him down on the ground. =\ Don't know about you guys, but most times I see oil in games, it makes things a little slippery, not the other way around...

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Vlyke615

Aug. 24, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) For a Crash Test Dummy, he sure has a lot of blood.

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Effluvian

Dec. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I guess landing on a spike ball butt first at 160 mph would kill you...

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9skilled9

Apr. 19, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Wish it didn't pause, some launches take so long I could watch some youtube at the same time

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gubgup

Sep. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) lol its been tagged educational and cooking. WHY WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TOO!!!

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gardra

Aug. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) how can a dol bleed?!?

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Destroyer80

Aug. 08, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) *35116 Ft far and 986 ascending into space for the ninth time* "I'M KING OF THE WOR-Airspike-

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pie222yo

Jul. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) it would also be nice if when you ran out of turbo your car's speed didn't automatically drop

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bstgyndawrld

Jun. 01, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) he bleeds?

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Karanot

Mar. 07, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) This just in Dave crash test dummies are rioting throughtout the street damanding better jobs. They are tired of being launched, burned alive, and hit by pedestrians during there career lives. Well that was bound to happen John, but if they quit were will we turn to after they all quit i wonder. Well this is just my opinion but maybe giant stuffed pillows could take over Umm sorry John but that can't happen, they won't bounce as well and we won't get to see the entertainment of them flying acropss the screen so thats all for tonight folks tune in next time on stuff that really matters.

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Mushroomfighter

Dec. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) "Sir none of the cars are safe. Even the slowest car the Mustang flung the dummy thousands of ft." "OK private, lets see our options, are you sure you flung it though plenty of infinatly large grass walls?""Yessir we even got a street fighter to uppercut it" General stares wide-eyed "Thats got to be the most realistic test in the world! well lets just sell 'em to the public" "YESSSIR"

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Valchrist1313

Nov. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Hey, why do we blow his limbs off when he bleeds? He must clearly be a living man painted blue.

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musketman9294

Nov. 16, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) in one run all upgrades got to 574,896 then hit a 40ft tall spike wall

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Decosemron

Aug. 29, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I can't find any game like this that is on here, and all i have to say is good game!5/5

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LOODWIG222

Aug. 28, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I GOT IT! IT´S POSSIBLE! You can complete the 10 feet challenge whith the purple car! just speed up slightly an then hit the 2,3 and 4 buttons at the same time! the car wil fly over the wall and land upside down on the other side!

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qplazm_cat

Aug. 25, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Why does the dummy bleed?

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Blackfire1

Aug. 25, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I wish I it didn't pause when I click outside the box. Or another window. I don't want to stare at it at high levels.

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Evil8296

Aug. 24, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) It was fun, but it's the only launcher game where I think there should be a speed-up button. The jumps just take too long when you can hit 2000+ ft.

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nakki

Aug. 24, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Takes way too long to collect the cash. It's also really slow paced, too slow paced.

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