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There is absolutely no way to be offended by this game as a geek. In fact, I think it goes to show that Berzerk Studios loves geeks! Why? No matter what you put him through, the geek keeps getting up and coming back for more!
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ok so he landed in a cannon
i shot it
he landed in anouther cannon
i shot it
he landed in anouther cannon
i shot it
he hit a bezerker
high score 50000000 O_e
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After Playing Toss The Turtle, Homerun in Berzerk Land, and Maybe Learn to Fly (might count) I Believe there should be a Launch Game Genre......
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Umm for the items that need Gems to be purchased: Hell Sword:Gives a buff to everything but lacks of Strength Dino Smasher:Give a really good buff to Strength but lacks of the rest Grim Scythe:Buffs everything very well.
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HOW 2 set a record!
Max out Mr Titi, use the extra 5 upgrades for extra encounters.
Choose for outfit extra cannons, extra cannonpower en extra encounters.
Now hit the geek horizontally at max speed en pray for a cannon, repeat till U do.
Shoot the cannon horizontally and hit another cannon, cannons come mostly in 3.
Now U have incredibly speed, shoot at an 60° angle and wait what happens.
Good luck! Rate this 4 your mates.
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it is funny how this game hits geeks yet it makes u b a geek i mean "red headband gives you +25% more smash hits"?!!?!?!?!? this game makes ppl turn into geeks! put thumbs down so it has the least rating plz!
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The whole time the geek was saying "The clods are shaped like hamburgers lolz" I thought he was just joking, or his case of tunnel vision was so bad he saw hamburgers. After two hours of playing, I finally noticed that some of the clouds ARE shaped like hamburgers! xD
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heres a cool physics lesson, if you through an object at 45 degrees it will go the farthest. also 2 angles that equal 90 degrees will go the same distance like 10 degrees and 80 degrees will go the same distance
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Wow that fat guy is so tough. Has been shot by a big fat robot. Has been punched so strong by a steroid robot. Got slam on the floor so hard. Got shot by a bee. Got a CRITCAL STRIKE by a big fat robot. Runs out of blood and he didn't dieing LOL. THAT FAT GUY IS A BADASS! YEAH!
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I like this concept but when it comes to waiting for the guy to finish bouncing, I'm a little impatient. Can you make a skip button?
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Well I love the fact that you hit a fat geek around. When you hit him over 200,000 feet with a fly swatter you know you accomplished something in the game. And know the big speech....For all the haters of the game you don't have to leave rude comments to the game they are just trying to make a game to see if you like it. If you don't then dont be leaving rude comments just hit dislike and get on with your pathetic lives!!!
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Only wish there was a way to instantly end a round and go to the cash/XP earned screen. There are often periods were my guy will be moving relatively slowly and keep bumping into objects, thus pointlessly delaying the game, sometimes significantly so.
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It is true that there are a million other games like this as the nerd says at one point but think it's best because of the graphics different possible charaters and the leveling up etc.Very nice.