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Customer: "Excuse me I have an assignment for you." Me: "Sure what is it?" Customer: "I have a bug infestation." Me: "And you want me to exterminate them all?" Customer: "No, just kill the grasshoppers. I hate grasshoppers." Me: "You don't want all that disgusting vermin gone?" Customer: "Nope, just the grasshoppers."
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Boss Fights? I feel like the only thing cooler than shooting small bugs with big bullets, is shooting bigger bugs with big bullets.
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Yes, ma'm, I am a professional exterminator. Yes, this is completely necessary. Yes, of course all exterminators work like this. Look, are you going to let me do my job or are you just going to bother me with dumb questions all day?
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best part of this game was when the orkin man showed up to put up the wasp traps i showed him the game and he said " i wish i could use a ak47 to shoot bugs" awesome 5/5
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I dig this game, easy game play-nice graphics and it's just plain fun! A good end of day stress reliever to squash all those pests with a bazooka. Who wouldn't enjoy that?
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reminds me of a story i read: a guy was actually shooting cockroaches with a pistol; when a policeman asked him why, he replied, "well, we've tried everything else, and nothing has worked."
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I can only imagine what the neighbors were thinking. On Monday the new guy was throwing rocks at the ground, around Thursday he was pumping M60 rounds into the earth, and by Saturday he was using a demonic ritual to summon lightning to detonate a nuke, therefore wiping out the entire town.
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Fun overall. Selectioner missions get tiresome when I have to repeatedly kill the wrong bugs in the vain hope that one of the bugs I need will spawn.
An ammo indicator and manual reload option would be nice.
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Diary entry 2/29/12:
Today I stepped on a nuke. It exploded. As it usually is when I step on a nuke, my foot was perfectly fine. I plan to cut open a nuke tomorrow.
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If you join the police you get a pistol, taser and baton. If you join the army you usually get a rifle, sniper, grenade and sometimes a tank and machine gun. But If you join the Exterminators, Suprisingly you dont get any fly spray, all you get is a shitload full of weapons including axes, snipers, pistols, rifles, grenades, the power of lightning and A FRICKEN NUKE! WHERE DO I SIGN UP I MUST KNOW!
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Yes, I have destroyed the world! And myself! My dream! (Laughs psychotically in the corner rolled up in a ball rocking back and forth!)
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Drop a nuke, hit it with a rock = All bugs dead. Drop a nuke, hit it with Lightning = You are dead. (When did hand-grenades become non-fatal at 2 inches?)
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Weird, the insects in the "Target" list are no longer spawning, the last insect in the target list I saw was a type of a cut worm
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The switch to random weapon option was genius. Nothing better than feeling like your an angry exterminator with everything at your disposal. 5/5 for a wonderful game.