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Darkshendi

Aug. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I want some candy,MURDERED,i want some candy,MURDERED,i want some candy,MURDERED,*Hovers mouse to i want some candy again*MURDERED...

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youdrip

May. 15, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Cried to get my parent's attention, went from dumb to retarded. 11/10

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cedeggai

Jan. 05, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) strength: Arnold Schwarzenegger, "your strength is too low to use this monstrous machine. You try it anyway. An hour later one of the gym staff find you with both your arms stuck in the machine." are u kiddin me?

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Alex_008

Nov. 06, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) *Strikes a match. Dies. Cause of death, Stab wound*

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Gracie0912

Jan. 26, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Gets instructions to live longer...Dies the next day...

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kutyus

Jan. 19, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Don't trust the candy. Say Noooo...Before its to late!

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John8743

Jan. 07, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i got a date turned down from a person with 1/10 personality and atracttiveness. WTF????

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JSClolsethlol

Aug. 09, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) So I was a young adult looking for a date. A girl with 1/10 attractiveness adn 1/10 personality turned me down. What's wrong with me!?!

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RandomMimiga

Dec. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i started smoking and died of fire. Is that how most pepole die?

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realfear

Nov. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The play button is in size 20+ font and white, how can you not see it?

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mattmaple111

Aug. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Maybe let us continue as one of our kids?

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hodebry15

Aug. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) You strike a match. However this has ended very badly. You set the house on fire after dropping the match. You are dead, UH NUU

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18tbrown

Aug. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) lol i got fugly and I WENT OUT WITH KATIE (hottest girl in school you get to choose to date her jane or sum other chick but LOL)

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awesomedragon17

May. 23, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Funny thing is, all these comments seem to forget that irl you are at a computer and in the game you are at another computer.... A game in a game. So if you die in the game that is in the game your game character is still alive? If that made sense to you click the plus button (do it if it didnt make sense too).

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Raiden1010

Mar. 01, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I AM STRONG AS ARNOLD SCHWARZENNEGER.

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clui

Dec. 11, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) "It was a good idea to protect your head! Your arm was broken but apart from that your fine!" 2 seconds later: DEAD!

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ProtoPoot

Feb. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Girlfriend: Zoey Clarke: Dies from prolonged illness... About five minutes later: You are interested in: Zoey Clarke. 0-0

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trynottoscream

Jan. 03, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I won a lot of money through roulette. Right after, my girlfriend died of a heart attack. Too much money?

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RainbowBlues

Dec. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I got punched in the face and I DIED?

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thatguy90

Nov. 07, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Murdered at age nine I WANT CANDY THOUGH!

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fattyfatty2x4

Oct. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) As a child, I fought the school bully. He only gave me a black eye, which set me on FIRE! :D

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3d123

Aug. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i showed all the gym regulars how it was done on the big scary machine in the back, even though i was a weakling.

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mayson099

Jun. 03, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i want some candy...

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coolguy922

May. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) who sells pain killers to a child?

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Karsh777

Mar. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) My partner died of a heart attack when I was around 15 years old... Kinda depressing.

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mtnmoose

Mar. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I WANT CANDY! Dangit...

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dgm11

Jan. 07, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) (this was my starting stats) Intelligence: Genius. Charisma: Life of the Party. Str: Body Builder. Att (the one thing that you can hardly improve): Fugly. Well, crap.

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Kharvey919

Jul. 21, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Well shit. I really got unlucky the next time I played with my roll. Intelligence: Retarded Attractiveness: Fugly Strength: Weakling Charm: Displeasing Damn it!!

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brodster05

Jun. 18, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) I like that the game politely tells you, "You have enough kids." XD

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coolestbeans7847

Dec. 30, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) my partner died of cancer, she must have read some fanfiction

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PineyRiley

Aug. 11, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Adam Sandler: retarded, ugly, hard as a nail,charming, and healthly This game hates him

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slyby13slting

Jan. 19, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I told 2 people to stop arguing and i died from health drop. Guessing she stabbed me.... :( EVIL KATY ! (katy perry) LOL :D

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tybug2

Dec. 27, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) lived 'till 130, got the score of 236495. No idea if that's good or not :D

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bookybot

Sep. 30, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) a man killed me with a knife then a hobo took my shoes.

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JellyTheWarlock

Jul. 26, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) The trauma of not stealing the video game and getting punched in the nose caused me to commit suicide XD Why do all my attractive characters die? I can live until 130 if I look like Cthulu but otherwise I die at 17.

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JellyTheWarlock

Jul. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) So.. looking at a box of matches kills me? XD

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SakiChuCutie

Sep. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "Your partner has died from murder." Now who will be my prom date?

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FatASSassin100

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) But I wanted some candy...

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yomegaman

Jul. 25, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) One partner dies of illness and one partner commits suicide, that's my love life.

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tjtjtjtjtj

Jun. 07, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Damn... Kids... Dont play around in the bed without condoms ;D

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carcuss35

Jun. 05, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I went to a doctor..And got murdered..

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temocookie

Apr. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Never accept candy from an old suspicious man. You learn new things every day.

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metakirby159

Mar. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i died with 70 and i died right after my girlfriend abandoned me, i guess i died because i was depressed and lone

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yesnoduh

Mar. 15, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Lady Gaga. An intelligent, ugly, Unhealthy, Charismatic Woman. Thats what i ended up getting.

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mrcritter

Feb. 12, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Finally a good character! Goes to a party and decides to walk home. Has a slight hangover. Dies of hangover. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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18tbrown

Jan. 18, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) woot my girlfriend 10/10.....wait...SHE COMMITED SUICIDE BECAUSE SHE DIDNT LIKE HER LOOKS OR PERSONALITY LOLWUT?

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kadirgok

Dec. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) died at my 120 with 70000 heheh .d

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tehdarkside

Dec. 05, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) My first date died by cancer my second died by murder and now I have to look after 3 kids myself. WHY IS LIFE SO CRUEL!

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cross83

Dec. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) No joke when the game was over i was 130 years old i married a girl with 9 attractiveness and 5 personality i had 69,425 dollars i had 3 great kids i was attractive able genius and life of the party and healthy till i turned 130 when i was unhealthy what a amazing life it was

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megamasterweeman

Oct. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i get first born and die..WHAT THE HELL WTF

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