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BethW11

Apr. 03, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i got alcohol poisoning and immediately died in a fire..?

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FeyFeyN

Jan. 11, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Died at age 12, friend beat punched me in the face for walking away from him when he was shoplifting o.O

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dizzydude1

Jul. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) You wake up in a hospital 6 days later. you could have died. 'next turn' Dead. WTF

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spivee

Jan. 12, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I lit a match and put it out, put the box out of sight and... died?!

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ruddie

Dec. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Awesome, I had absolutely Job for 100 years, and still managed to end up with $10,000.

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papahmariorulez

Dec. 09, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Really? someone with 9 personality and 0 attractiveness denied me. Someone with 2 personality and 0 attractiveness denied me. Just like real life. Sigh

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nivster

Dec. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) my first date died by a car crash my second date died by cancer my third date got murded then I died at 80 and I had no kids I died lonely

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spartacusxerox

Apr. 03, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i impregnated my high school love and committed suicide at the age of 17. how sad T_T

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Prismo16

Apr. 03, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) A computer in a computer...

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bomEagle

Aug. 06, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) retarded Ugly Feeble old man Social outcast Unhealthy... Someones gonna get some candy

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Bloodhorbius

Mar. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Male. Genius. Hot. Bodybuilder. Delightful. Healthy. *cough* *cough*

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ShadowGamer17

Feb. 23, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I died from a broken nose? What?

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Molordias

Feb. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The decisions you make need to create different options for decisions in the future. For the most part, everybody goes through the same set of options. Everybody is mugged, everybody is randomly attacked by 6 youths, everybody is asked if they'd like some candy from the creepy old man. There should be some elements to the circumstances you end up in that are randomly generated, and there should be some elements that are decided by what you've done in the past. Also the years go by much too fast, I went from young adult to old age before I'd even knew what was happening. It needs to be easy to marry someone, I was an attractive, rich smart guy who dated a girl for 35 years. After that 35 years, she still wasn't ready to "go steady" yet (which I find king of funny because dating somebody for 35 years seems like a pretty good description of going steady).

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Xorthos

Apr. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Do you want to kill yourself? [I'm better than this]; You decide you have many more years to live. You died.

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kane705

Sep. 01, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) i'm retarded yet hot?

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Lindz365

Feb. 22, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) Soooooooooo I can just go "hey I wanna be an A-list celeb" employer" Sure! you look hot enough,you get the job!"

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seriousninja

Jan. 21, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) I died at 70 of old age right after i got directions on a longer life from a doctor. great

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MissMellotica

Dec. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Don Dorito lived a good life with Mary(9 in personality and attractiveness, ayyyy) and his three kids. The only downside to it was that he was fugly. :C

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carlosfilipe

Mar. 12, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Died at age 120 with 30,720$

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AwesomeSauceKid

Nov. 07, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Died of a fire apparently, when I wasn't even born yet.

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buttholeface

Nov. 04, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I died after getting stabbed by a mugger. A hobo stole my shoes. Turns out I can still date and go steady in death. I went to the movies with my girlfriend a couple times after I had died.

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popjoy16

Aug. 10, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) i went to go get a condom, died of a stab wound. 10/10 would play again

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skull_tucker

Aug. 20, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) i died from a stab wund from the bully at age 9? wow what a life

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JakeTheHumanXD

Aug. 02, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) best game i have ever played in my 50 years of kongerate

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modernjustice1

Aug. 02, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) lived to be 130 years old, had the strength of Arnold Schwarzenegger, final words `` I need soup`` lol

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x_Fluttershy_x

Jun. 17, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "I may be old but I'm no stereotype!" *dies*

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dwaasheid

Jan. 10, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I just died because I failed to find an interesting news topic to talk about?

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dylan123567

Dec. 12, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I ABOUT GOTMARRIED BUT THEN I DID NOT READ ABOUT SUICIDE AND I DIED

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xxhurricainxx

Dec. 09, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Sorry for recommenting but I DIED WHEN I TRIED TO NOT BE BORN...?

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xxhurricainxx

Dec. 09, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Apparently you can die from kicking a ball around with friends,trying for a lead part in a play,and getting a photo taken.:/

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ProfEvolution

Oct. 06, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Suicide from getting scarred by a mugger? This game makes no sense.

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stray98

Sep. 16, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) when some teenagers broke my arm with a lead pipe, this apparently caused me to die by fire . . . seems legit

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rico666

May. 18, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i died from telling kids to piss off??!??!?

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MDJ101

Apr. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I died from NOT touching the matches... So I'm supposed to burn the house down or something?

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PetaQ

Apr. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) the ads are annoying when I'm refreshing so I'm not fugly.

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Epicnes2

Apr. 26, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) apparently u can die from a bunch of teens goofing in ur lawn. cheers

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jarenoid577

Mar. 10, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I died... as a kid... because of a fire... that I started... by looking at a match box... I MUST HAVE PSYCHIC POWERS

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MrDev

Sep. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Anyone else notice "GlobalThermoNuclearWar.exe" when the text is going across the screen after you hit Play?

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fishesofhawaii

Sep. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I fell for the whole "man with candy in his van" and was murdered...

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randymccolm

Jul. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) relationships -> Date -> mary stone 1/10 2/10 -> close -> relationships ->date XD

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zorcandpals

Jul. 08, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) wtf, i got my 1st date at 120, LOL

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moodizz

Jul. 04, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Wait what? You made the right choice, the doctors found a way to make you live longer. SUDDENLY. death.

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stupedperson2797

Apr. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) lol, I took a taxi and I died of a fire. that is an un-reliable suicide bomber right there

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xes5

Sep. 08, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) i my girlfreinds died several times 27 WTF 45 MEH 90 THATS A TRUE AGE and poor old man me died at 120

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Ninjamatt

Jun. 13, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) How come I can still use the "have child" option once my screen says I'm dead

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connerp

Jul. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i typed justen beber he died at 3

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Paroxsysm

Apr. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) never got a job, never bought a single thing, never got a single date, died from suicide. IM A WINNER!!

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lunickman

Aug. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Name Arnold Schwarzenegger str FREEBLE OLD MAN wtf!?

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dakota507

Jun. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I crashed the game by hanging myself :c

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chirpster

Jun. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) My first date was 9,8 and died in a car crash, my second was 5,5 and we had a kid together,

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