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I ripped out his lungs....Destroyed His Rib Cage........Stabbed him in the eye....Burnt his-Boss:Okay Your fired. Doctor:But Why? I was giving the reports of what I did! Boss:we cant hire a serial killer. Doctor:BUT HE SURVIVED AND NOW HE HAS 2 HEARTS!!!!! Boss:Whats that stomping?*Door bursts open* Whoovians:DO SURGERY ON US!!!!!!!!! Doctor:Get me my scalpel......
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"Dear patient, I apologize for the horrible... Accidents... That occurred during your procedure. However I would like to point out that this law suit you are sending against us is COMPLETLEY ridiculous! So you lost your lungs. And your ribs.... And your virginity... And a few of my tools got lost in there.... And I wasn't able to get that pesky scalpel out of your forehead... And I dropped the new heart at least four times onto the ground.... And that I bashed glass into your face repeatedly.... But that's no reason to sue me! Its just NOT RIGHT."
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" Daddy what are you doing to that mans chest?" "Making him have two hearts!" "why?" "because.. um.. i just wanna kill him?! i guess" *man screams "Dad your a murder!" *dad chuckles "ha ha what fun!"
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Now please don't worry Bob. You may have lost your ribcages, your lungs and your heart but that doesnt matter. The other heart i put in your body has nothing making it stick to your body, so please don't run or jump or else you may die... and your current blood-level is currently on 1 so, uhh... yeah. The good news is that you don't fell pain because you will then be dead. :)
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Hmm... '' Doctor,what should we do?!'' ''I know! let's smash his ribs and lungs with this hammer to ''surgically'' remove his heart! Then we'll replace his ribcage with all this useless crap lying around and replace his lungs with a radio to be able to breath music!''
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Im happy to inform that you have no ribcage and put the hammer to provide structural integrity and sucess your lungs is now your heart and your heart wa shreded by my saw
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when i become a doctor this will happen. so this tells whats gonna happen. im gonna go ahead and break out the orange jumpsuit and sit in the chair and wait for 120000000 volts to shock me.
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Don't Worry Guys This Is In Control *Stabs his face with a pair of scissors*
Yep Completely under control and your heart transplant is done
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Clearly I am getting too old.. Cause I have no clue where the humor is. Is it like Postal? The screams from the protagonist doesn't really go with that.
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Alright sir I think that your ribcage is gone.You have no lungs butt who cares anyway your heart is transplated butt i think i lost a few scalpels in there however i also lost a radio so you will have some nice music to listen at work!
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"Well, the good news is, you have a new heart. But you might just have breathing difficulties because I also tore out your lungs, also, you may have some slight eating disorders because you now have no stomach. Or liver. You may have permanent scarring due to my throwing the scalpel at your face. You will need to come back for another heart transplant later because the replacement was thrashed around violently during the course of operation and as a result, you will need a new one in about 3 minutes. Good day!"
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after the brain surgrey again*:D I did it I saved slendybald head ok now the heart transplan again wait tf2 llets do it *after loading the game* ok wait u need to be awake >_< u need 2 be awake and talking >_< owell ok scince I want a timelord heavy cut out the ribs *ribs come out in one piece and relizes in 3 seconds later after face is pause*oh I get what happened >_< when u where fuking ur gun some scout came and started to pull ur ribs out but couldn't do so they were loose thx blu scout *when near competeion of a timelord heavy* ok heavy ill get the one next to mega boom *sees sanvich* ohohohoho he'll turn into a sanvich heavy when I uber him in the fight >:D *while fighting with the same heavy*ok sandvich time*activates ubercharge on tf2*DAFUQ BUT HES THE SAME NO EXTRA WEPONS LUST NORMAL YYYY
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The controls are so terrible, that it's even fun to play! Well, not that throwing around stuff and breaking things is the goal of the game, but nevertheless)))
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While it's more fun to just mess around, here is how to successfully complete the surgery: first, use the hammer to smash open the ribs by tapping repeatedly in the center (better than bone saw, trust me). Then, grab and remove ribs/lungs. Use a scalpel to disconnect the old heart and pull it out. Then, throw the new heart in and try to line it up with the old arteries. If it doesn't give you the success message, jostle the heart around/pick it up and drop it repeatedly until it lines up.
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wow...how did the guy live when i threw one of his bones in his heart?and how is he living!?-i mean- come on-look how deep they go JUST to do a heart transplant!never doing surgery again...
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I should have done this in my Social Studies class and show my teacher how the Aztecs took out a heart. I bet that I woud either have gotten an A+ or got kicked out or using an electrical device in class XD.
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"I am sorry Mr. Johnson. You will have to live with a scalpel in your chest. And please mind the huge saw beside your head."
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Hot damn, I got an A++...even though I ripped out his rib cage using a hammer, threw out most of his vital internal organs, cut out the old heart using a cotton swab and just tossed in the new heart >.>