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keikoharu

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Want more frustration in you day? play this game.

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DerTobi

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Seems I have the same problem as the majority of other players... the controls are terrible, it seems to be nearly impossible to grab something. Realism is fine, but making switching tools as annoying as possible doesn't really add anything.

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AK58

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) This is the best Mayan sacrifice Simulator I've ever played.

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Allen53

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Don't be zuch a baby...ribs grow back! (no zey don't)

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xXWolfxOwnsXx

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i cant pick up the tools right with these crappy controls

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karlwithak

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Somehow the surgery had a complication and the patient perished. And I was sure that once I partially removed a lung and tugged on his ribcage a few times he would get better.

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ieprog

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Thought I was doing well until I realized my hand was grabbing ribs and organs and not a scalpel. Wish my hand didn't cover visibility of almost the entire chest.

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cherry_pie_pwns

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) lol i knocked my saw on the ground trying to pick it up and i cant get it back =(, interesting game though, laughted when i took out his lungs and they were still inflating/deflating and i couldent pick up bones and they just kept moving around his chest cavity =D

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BLEEDnow

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) worst fken game

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jiky3

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I've never been so excited to picked something up correctly and never so devastated to drop a saw into someone's open chest cavity

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oconnomo

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) controls are teribad. great idea but impossible to play. can barely get the covering off...and I've assisted in heart surgery.

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mrfunny

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) looks like the guy from QWOP has a license to practice medicine... f*ck we're all gonna die!

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MechanicalKnight

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Don't worry, ribs grow back.

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godisawesome

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Controls are horrible and no instructions on how to do heart surgery.It's a nice attempt though and kind of fun.3/5 .

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Johntaon

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) is thsi actually possible?

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vampire5878

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Stop: hammertime.

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crazybarks42

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Saw out his ribcage, tear out both his lungs, throw in a new heart. He'll be fine.

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karlwithak

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) This is the most I've laughed in a long, long time. My only complaint is that after I skillfully knocked all of the most useful tools (i.e. the hammer) off of the table and out of reach, I could not restart the game.

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franzmar

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) This game kinda reminds me of the movie Doctor Strange, where the doctor crashes his car, and destroys his hands beyond repair, and he still managed to save the entire world... This guy can't eve pick up simple objects -_- 1/10

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Darthpsi

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Cool, a game for right handed people only, congrats on stupid controls! =)

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mrfunny

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) needs a pause/restart button!!!!!!! but hey dropping the transplant heart off the table into an unreachable area isn't such a big deal, it's not like this guy needs it to live.

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sodapenguin

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Lol found this game after watching this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcpRujflkcE

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Ninja509

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) A++ Even though I purposefully cut the man on his face. He'll be fine!

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muldari

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) awsome concept but in learning to play i accidentally flung everything off the table making it impossible to get any further deffinetly need a tutorial round. 2/5 cant wait to see this game in a completed form

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gameitch

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Yes I'll be operating on you today, oh don't worry about my hand flopping around like a dead fish. I'm sure you'll be fine.

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Glaceia

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Man The controls are so bad that i couldn't accomplish anything even tho I knew what tools I needed.

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DarkenPath25

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "Oops, zat was not medicine."

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EPR89

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Is this a joke?

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abyssoft

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) The controls are awful I can't pick anything up. might want a simple tutorial to get you used to the controls as it stands it's not really playable. 1/5

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Genobot

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Steps: Take off cloth Cut off rib cage Take everything out Cut veins and arteries Take out old heart Replace

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fbipeeper

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Any chance on getting a gynecologist version?

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Challer

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Just what we needed: A surgery QWOP.

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fatalanth

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) well I managed to get ahold of a saw, and now my gay needs a few ribs as well as another lung I did manage to drop the entire cup of q-tips in there to manage the blood loss so all in all I think its a success. now back to running track in qwop

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killop1

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) after cutting out his heart i stabbed it with a needle

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kevinrocks909

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Time to save some lives *smashes face and stab hearts* me:YEA!

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killerspen

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) ok your ribs are smashed out your lungs afre gone but you have a heart! :)

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MyManM

Jan. 29, 2013

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scurtu219

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) oh, thats why doctors have 2 hands!

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skullhead51

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Feels like the QWOP of heart surgery. Funny how i just smashed once with the hammer, took everything out then kept slashing with scalpel until the heart disconnected. Then just threw the heart in. XD

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Mrandoman

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) And I thought hospitals were safe.

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jayzoo

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i sa this all over youtube and i figured this would be in steam or somthing. Go o u tube and look it u its funny comentary

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tallstar5

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I ripped his lungs out. /game

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Vielus

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) So yeah, i take the saw to his ribcage, and then his lungs begin to vibrate violently, and his right lung squirts out of his body cavity and flies across the room. Hospital ORs must be hilarious.

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Kuzelwatt

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) And people said that games rot your brain... I'm actually learning!

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Fail1234

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Oh God Why...so many meme references in the top comments

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MrCronk

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Oh yeah and this game is deeply awful. Among the worst I've ever played.

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MrCronk

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I killed him, and frankly I'm glad. No reason really. I just am.

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Mrandoman

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I ripped out his lung and im like, eh, whatever.

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alecalec2

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "Who needs a medical license when you got style?"

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Mikee123123

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Im sorry- I see something wrong with the description: It should go like this: "You are Nigel Burke. A psychotic 1 armed man with absolutely no motor skills whatsoever. You are somehow forced to perform a heart transplant... Ha... haha..."

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